Flag Violations!
Dubya writing on a flag . . . FOR SHAME!
Kid Suck, whoops Rock. Wearing the flag, and displaying it in the wrong direction. COMMIE!
Malach the Merciless, not only displaying the flag correctly, but also having the correct proportions, the correct number of stripes and stars . . . A TRUE PATRIOT!
I am Malach and I am a true patriot.
VIOLATION!
Tuesday, July 04, 2006
Posted by Malach the Merciless at 12:34 PM
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I like the way the American flag is shooting a missile out of its ass. I used to do a similar trick.
WoW: We have more dead people posting, than any other blog.
is there a difference btw using US flag as underwear or actually having underwear with the flag colors? uhm sorry I am just curious
EVIL UNDERWEAR! BURN IN HELL!
Do you consider "evil" underwear itself?
You guys have great timing with your anti-flag rhetoric.
Couldn't you pick another day?
Oh, wait. Maybe we should just start burning documents and books too???
Yup you guys sure are edumacated...
Mine wasn't anti-flag, mine was exposgin people using it improperly!
that is what my question is about, I notice that if a gal wears a vikini with american flag is not bad, but when Madonna rolled into the flag herself it was awful, honestly to me is hard to see the difference that is why I am asking.
Malach says: "Whole heartedly agree, as stated in my blog, if this law is ever passed, Malach will be the first burning flags in protest, and posting film and photos on his blog . . ."
Then Malach says: "Mine wasn't anti-flag, mine was exposgin people using it improperly!"
So, you're a law breaker and a liar? Nice!
Yes, I am complicated . . .
Let me explain myslef better . . .
I am pointing out the "abuse" of the flag to persons who look up to people like Dubya and Kid Rock, and a Liberal Baby Killer like myself can properly reproduce and display the flag, even thought is is in a anti-war painting. I think it is entire within the rights of the peons the desecrate a flag.
Another good comparison. I am displaying those cartoons about Mohammed on my website. Why? Freedom of expression. Are the cartoons funny or even good? Not even close. But I totally support the the right to display them.
Do I go around burning or desecrating flags, no, I personally find that to be disrespectful. BUT, if I do support people being able to use that as a form of expression, even myself.
So my question to my esteemed running mate, what is more important, freedom of speech and expression, or keep a symbol safe?
VOTE MURK AND MALACH IN '08 . . . We are better than reality TV.
First, I am not your running mate. We are BOTH running for president as the same entity. MURK and MALACH for President!!! We have no idea who we're running with. According to Van Halen, we're running with the devil.
To answer your question, I have a question of my own. Is burning something freedom of speech?
No! It's an act of destruction. Should I be able to shoot the flag too? How about crap on it? Should I allowed to have sex with the flag? Can I use it to line my litter box with?
You see, none of this is freedom of speech.
I think burning the flag is a horrible thing to do. I think burning a cross is a horrible thing to do. They've banned cross burnings. No one minded except the rednecks.
Look, if anyone feels that strongly and hates our government and our nation enough to burn the national flag, let them do it... in some other country.
This is the same point another person made at a fopum. . . Don't like it leave. Cop out. Why the Hell would I leave a country that protects my rights to hate it? That would be stupid.
As for desecrating the flag, I would only do that to my own, as I am no a vandal, nor do I destroy other people's property.
"Why the Hell would I leave a country that protects my rights to hate it?"
Ummmm, because if you hate where you live, you should move. Because if you hate the United States enough to burn it in effigy, perhaps you'd be happier somewhere else?
What you're saying is you like the United States, but you want to act like a bad ass and burn the flag and make dumb statements about killing our elected officials.
Studies have shown that most flag burners are developmentally stunted adults who still can't believe they have to go to bed when their parents tell them too. Rebels! WOW!
If you want to burn the flag because you hate America, leave. If you want to burn it to protest government policy, you're being immature. There are many other more effective demonstrations (like your painting). If you want to burn the flag for any other reasons, you're just being an ass to be an ass.
So I guess Murk is one of those people who wants the government to keep his feelings from being hurt.
Burning a cross on your own property is still legal. Erecting a fifteen foot cross in front of someone else’s house and setting it on fire isn't.
I can burn a cross anytime I wish. Besides, who is to say what constitutes a cross? Any image of a cross? Does that mean I can't burn a newspaper that has a picture of a cross in it? Any two sticks tied together? Are they also prevented from being burned? I doubt it.
I love this idea that it's a good use of our taxpayer's dollars to pay the legal system to prosecute an action like “desecrating” an inanimate object. Yeah that’s keeping our country safe.
It’s also muddy headed thinking that something as nebulous as a flag or a any other symbol can be legally defined well enough to protect it. What about a mock flag, one that has 51 stars and 12.5 stripes and instead of red white and blue, it’s red, really pale gray and blue? You’re going to keep people from burning that as well?
You think burning that mock flag has any less impact on people like you than a “real” one? Of course it doesn’t, because it’s the intent behind the protest that pisses you off, not the action itself, and there is nothing you can do legally to stop that.
They aren’t causing you physical harm, they aren’t damaging your property, they aren’t stealing any money from you, or preventing you from exercising your civil rights. How about you just suck it up and deal with people doing things you don’t like, and just move on with your life?
Actually the only reason I would burn the flag, is becuase they made it against the law to burn it . . . like the Muslim Cartoons.
So I guess you right, I am a immature stunted adult.
MURK AND MALACH IN '08!
Hey rhetoric bug. You aren't following my logic here...
I'm not saying that I support some dumb flag ammendment. I'm saying the act of burning a flag is just stupid. If you hate America and our government, leave.
If youy burn the flag for any other reason, it shows you're an idiot or just being an ass. So your options are:
leave
grow up
"What if dee flag had 47 stripes and a blue tit? Eh? Eh?"
People, even insects who debate like this are covering up something. Usually ignorance. It smakes of "No mom, you said I had to clean my room. You didn't say I had to pick stuff up and make my bed!!! Sucker!!!"
If you guys want to burn the flag, fine. Go ahead. I just wanted to point out
1. Your timing sucks. You should have been celebrating J 4th.
2. Burning a flag is THE single dumbest form of protest you have available to you.
IDK, I think shooting the president in protest of the government is pretty dumb, or rioting in the streets of LA after the Rodney King verdict.
And you miss my point, fatso, I don’t give a shit about burning the flag, I think it’s a pretty lame ass way to protest, actually.
Burning politicians however…
But this isn’t about rights, it’s about stupidity, and my gripe is people who want to make desecration of their precious inanimate objects illegal. Which is what my point about the mock flag is. You can’t define the symbol sufficiently enough to extend to it legal protection without going to absurd extremes. You know, absurd extremes, like you?
Timeing schmiming. Awww we aren’t being respectful of the flag because are talking about this around the 4th of July…. Waaaahhhh! I’m Murk and I don’t want people saying bad things on certain days cuz it’s not nice, and I want people to be nice. Can’t we all just get along?… Waahhhhh!
Could it possibly be we are talking about this now because some people in government have chosen this time of year to make it an issue again? We wouldn’t even be discussing this right now if the Captain America wanabes in the House didn’t just have a vote on it. Blame them for bringing it up.
What, should we wait until the 5th or 6th so your feelings don’t riled up with discussing this? How about you just not read the WoW until then. If you don’t like it here you can always leave, after all.
But I do owe you an apology, I figured you supported the amendment. Which if you did, would make you an idiot. But you don’t, so just not an idiot, your just a whinny little bitch.
So I’m sorry for thinking you’re and idiot.
Bitch.
This theme song works so well as I read these comments in . . .
MURK AND MALACH '08!
Oooookay, Dr. Manacoti... whatever.
Let's just not have respect for anything or any holiday, how's that? We can draw buck toothed, horned Japanese people for VJ Day, or play spit on a soldier on memorial Day (like the AV does, although he just spits on himself and giggles because no one in his office gets it).
You know what, fuck holidays all together and fuck remembering things with a little dignity. Let's all just shit ourselves because some stoopid peice of paper says we're free to do so. Let's be the lowest common denominator. Let's stoop to their level. Let's fuck goats, why not? Aren't we free to do so? Let's rob banks. We have freedom of chopice and freedo0m to pursue happiness right?
Freedom is way more important than any damn rules or respect for things that people value. Tell me, what do you do for an encore, Dr. Manwich? Are you going to insist we watch "Birth of a Nation" on MLK Day?
Call me a whiny bitch, would ya? I don't know... this whole "I hate flags. Flags are dumb. Americans are dumb because they like flags. They're wasting my tax dollars!" sounds kinda whiny to me.
I could care less about the physical flag itself. I want ou and Malach to admit that deliberately waiting for the fourth of July to pull this issue out is canned crap! Yes, wait until the 5th or 6th. Not because I can't handle it, but
1. because you should be eating food outdoors and getting drunk on the 4th.
2. People will take you seriously and not dimiss you as some reactionary liberal law hater.
"Let's stoop to their level. Let's fuck goats, why not? Aren't we free to do so? Let's rob banks."
Um, no, that's against the law (except maybe in Kentucky).
I only brought it up as a response to what the Congress was adressing on the 3rd.
MURK AND MALACH IN '08, for fun in office!
WAIT???? YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO BURN THE FLAG IF THEY MADE IT ILLEGAL!!!!
LAW DOESN'T MATTER!
LAW DOESN'T MATTER!
MALACH BREAKS THE LAW!!!!
So, anyways... I was being sarcastic with those comments. I guess i needed to add that part about drinking urine...
you're really dumb.
Murk and Malach in '08
Like I would start painting nudes exclusively if the made it illegal, tis a moronic law, and I would protest by breaking it.
Robbing banks is not a moronic law.
MURK AND MALACH IN '08, we'll burning goats legal!
As I said, The Flaggots started the debate in congress, not me. Canned crap? Yes this entire concept is canned crap as is this juvenile worship of a piece of cloth like it has actual relevance to any issue that matters right now. Oh look how patriotic you are, spouting off about how much you love your flag and your country, we should all bow down to your moral fortitude with how strong your belief is! How dare we insult your interpretation of how things should be done on the 4th of July, because after all the 4th of July is only for people like YOU, it isn’t for people who have a different interpretation, they are just bad Americans. Un-Americans, if you will.
And I know you just can't get this through your exceedingly thick cranium, but the whole reason why people get so riled up about is because they hold the idea of political protest to be of near religious value, just like your messianic flag cult. And so they get a little miffed when mindless jingoistic urine drinking super patriots decide that not being offended is more important than the rights of free citizens to express frustration about the actions of their government (Not their country, but the government) with something they feel has the kind of shock value to get some attention.
And I did enjoy the 4th, I had BBQ babyback ribs (from fresh babies), and drank the blood of virgins mixed with a little bit of rum to spice it up a bit.
"we should all bow down to your moral fortitude with how strong your belief is! How dare we insult your interpretation of how things should be done on the 4th of July, because after all the 4th of July is only for people like YOU, it isn’t for people who have a different interpretation, they are just bad Americans. Un-Americans, if you will."
Way to put words in mouth, Kip.
30 comments, just a few more!
I will not allow this post to receive 30 comments. I will not allow it!!!!
Putting words in your mouth is like throwing marbles into the Grand Canyon.
30!
Wow, a new WoW record!
Dr. Megafart
You WOULD throw marbles in the Grand Canyon. You suck the big one.
Dr. Murkel,
You Win. Your wit has buried me under a thick sediment of suffocating inanity.
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