Today is a sad day for The Captain.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

For a Captain is always sad when his mighty ship sails away from him under someone else's command.

Or whatever.

I just downloaded the bill of sale for my beloved Jeep Liberty.

Hugs, please. Hugs!

22 comments:

Toyi said...

I see that you are experiencing the beautiful pain...

No, Captain, Say it isn't so!

It is so. Honestly, I am really upset about it. We've had a beautiful 5 year love affair, but I have to end it and make this sacrifice for my family.

I must do what is right.

*insert dramatic music here*

As a fellow liberty driver, i sympathize, my friend! I'm here for you.

Thanks, Fellow Libber. I'll have to give you my embroidered Liberty shirt after she takes possession of the vehicle. I won't be worthy anymore.

Ahh buy a Hummer, be a real man!

Nope. We bought a Runabout.

Hummers are for douchebags with little cocks, Mal. i expect better from you! at least libertys are made by JEEP, and JEEPs are fucking manly

Christopher said...

You know Hobbs, I thought that you were smarter than that. I never thought you'd be the type to judge people based on the car they drive...

I definitely don't!
that was just a dig at malach's suggestion that a Hummer is for a real man!
sheesh!

Buy a IROC like a real man would.

That's what i'm talking about!
drive around fall river cranking RATT with the T-Tops off!
word

Why haven't any of you mo'fo's posted me some HUGZ!?!?!

sup wit dat?

Christopher said...

I don't hug people who place too much value on possesions in stead of people.

Toyi said...

oh no, feel a real man by getting the quick feeling.. buy a VW Rabbit

Hojo said...

Remember that guy that found WoW by the search term "is it ok to get an erection from hugging?" Well, that was me, so I don't really think you want me hugging you.

Hey, Muchs, that's a good point. I should sell my kids so I can keep the Libs. Thanks!

Christopher said...

Now you're thinking! No more hugs, all 4 wheel slobbery!!! WOOHOO!!!

You want hugs, go to the bank and yell "stick 'em up!" You'll get hugs. I promise.

Toyi said...

don't feel bad Hojo, just remember that you are not alone lol

HELL YEAH, MUZZURLKES!

 
 
 
 
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