I have invented a new machine

Thursday, December 04, 2008

That's right . .
Malach has invented a Machine that can tap into your mind while sleeping and broadcast your dreams on a television. While playing around with it last night, I decided to peep into the Angry Piper's dreams.




All I got was a still picture, which is worth a thousand words.

Interesting no? Palmer, Choas Dragoon, please shut the door this time when you masturbate to this picture, Mom doesn't want to see that again.

I am Malach, the reincarnation of Edison

REVEALED: Palmer

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Palmer is a mystery . . .
But Malach has sources, and they have found all you need to know about the man. One of the West Coast buckos sent me this picture, and a little but of a biography:

Palmer is also known as Dirty David, and lives on the streets of LA. He uses library computers to build up his internet presence, that is why he is so sporadically on. No one is sure why he does this.

He refuses all help, and mumbles something about "Ginny". He can be found around the city, with his sign, and his little gimmick of being a "honest bum". I reality he spends the money on discount movie houses, hentai, sleeping at nerd conventions (like ComicCon) and his pickle smoking habit.

He is also known for his tagphrase: "Avenge Me!" which he frequently screams in crowded areas, and then runs off down a back alley humming music from Ladyhawke.

If you see Palmer, please call the locale mental health services. Consider his armed and dangerous, and he is not afraid to distract you with his Dance of Hanging Genitalia.

So, there you have it, the real Palmer.

I am Malach and now you know.

The Flight of the Conchords

Saturday, June 30, 2007

The Flight of the Conchords is a new show on HBO that stars the band of the same name, two musicians/comedians from New Zealand looking for fame in New York City. Wow I have never heard of them before watching this show, but I've been recently looking at their performances on YouTube and their MySpace page. And I found really like their stuff. It airs every Sunday at 10:30 PM and I suggest that you should really check their stuff out.

Their MySpace
http://www.myspace.com/conchords

The show's MySpace
http://www.myspace.com/hboflight

The shows actual site on HBO
http://www.hbo.com/conchords/

And just some little videos:

Kurt Vonnegut

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Today, one of the world's greatest satirists of all time has died today at the age of 84. For more on the story click here: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18066068/?GT1=9246