So, some Christian Nut decided to try and destroy a porn store using a WMD he must have read about how to make on the back on a cereal box.
So…. Okay, here’s the thing; Both the Christians and the Muslims have equal inspiration for violent martyrdom in their holy texts. Though I do think the Muslims get a better deal with the whole paradise thing.. I mean your choice is either, you get to “Bask in the Glory of the Lord…playing some fuckin harp....” if you’re a Christian martyr, or “72 virgins…”. If you’re a Muslim martyr..
I know what I would choose*.
But aside from that, you have Muslims, who live in impoverished third world countries where they don’t have a pot to piss in, and yet can create homemade devices that tear through an armored vehicle.
Here in the US you have a Christian terrorist who can’t even successfully fuck up a porn store.
There is a lesson here folks. Mainly that Christians terrorist are like that kid on Beavis and Butthead who wore the Winger T-shirt. So lame that even Beavis and Butthead look cool compared to them.
Fucking lame. Richest mother fucking country on the PLANET, and this rube couldn’t make a simple Weapon of Mass Destruction massive or destructive enough to successfully take out a place that provides porn to lonely guys (like the Angry Piper).
I’m telling you, Jesus must be shaking his head in disappointment at the sheer lameness of this wannabe Soldier of Gawd. Of course, the fact that he is a terrorist in the town of friggin Waldo, should be a clue to his utter lamosity.
Jesus must be saying to himself… “Fuckin eh, man. Did these cunts listen to anything I said? I mean, I told freakin Paul, in one of dem psalms, I says; ‘Yo, dog, you gotta use ‘splosives n’ shit, if your gonna blow up assholes who don’t agree widju!’ Tha’s right!”
And where the fuck IS Waldo Florida, anyway?
*Though that clearly would SUCK if you were a female martyr and got stuck with 72 male virgins who wouldn’t be able to figure out where to put their heavenly dicks.
Who Would Jesus Bomb?
This Takes Me Back...
This is quite possibly the coolest thing I've found online in a while.
http://www.xs4all.nl/~pot/infocom/
Two Quickies for the Buckos
The Murk and Malach Show.
Would like to annouce a new "MailBag" feature. Send a e-mail to me or Murk, ask us a question, comment on things we have talked about, spout your insanity, and they will appear in the next Murk and Malach Radio Show Podcast. Speaking of that, the next will be recorded tomorrow and hopefully up by the weekend, so get them to us for this show ASAP! And keep 'em coming!
Tuck's Team, 2006 ACS Summer Benefit Show.
Tuck's Team would like to invite you to the 2006 Summer American Cancer Society Benefit Show, Sunday June 11th, 12PM to 6PM, at Knucklehead's (85 MacAuthur Dr., New Bedford, MA, just off of Route 18). Headlining acts include, Craig DeMello, former frontman for Lemonstone, and Shipyard Wreck. More acts to be announced (maybe Crap Vacuum). $5.00 at the door, all ages are welcome (21 to drink), and concert will be outside weather permitting. All proceed benefit the American Cancer Society.
As a bonus, you could meet Malach, and several of his MySpace stalkers. If you cannot attend, but want to donate, that information is located here. Hope to see you there.
I am Malach, and I ran into a fence yesturday.
What Americans will do to sell things.
This guy here, he runs a window store in Massachusetts. Thats it. He sells windows. His kids bought him a tramampoline for Christmas (how many people get their parents a tramampoline?). So, this fucking genius decided that, every morning, in front of his store, he'd trump up business. HOW? Funny costumes and the tramampoline? Does this make sense to ANYONE???
Attention, Murk and Malach
That little MySpace Girl Fight you guys got into the other day may not have actually been your fault. It's true. Where video games have always been the vent for violent behavior in males, the female front has a new scapegoat. And, surprisingly, it is in a weird, yet very likely person.
Behold! J.K. Rowling has unintentionally pissed off a whole new group of Americans. First it was Christians denouncing the underlying witchcraft theme. Now, folks, Hermione Granger, the leading female in the popular Harry Potter series, has been targeted for causing "aggressive behavior" in females.
Personally, I think people need to stop shifting blame. Things like this only make Jack Thompson's wallet thicker and further alienates the people that could be wasting their time reading those shitty books. I would say something about the necessity of people accepting responsibility for their actions, but that would make lawyers extinct and far less necessary than they already are.
The only victim here is Mrs. Rowling. While only trying to write a lighthearted children's series, she has opened the doors for attention-grabbing assholes to find nonexistent "themes" in her books and try to become famous by speaking against them. However, she has made an assload of money off of those terrible books, so I wouldn't really count her as a victim. In fact, now that I think about it, I have argued both sides enough to make this post worthless.
Fight the Power!
It is time to fight the evil known as Wikipedia! But how? How do we fight them? Every topic we make they take down, every topic we change they change back. So how does one destroy such a monster? Guns? Bombs? Hatchet? The choice is yours.
But Seriously...
1. Dr. Murk is not a real person.
2. Malach, everyone is cool. Don't worry.
3. I'll flame any mutha f*cka that posts here and I would expect a fight.
4. The funniest things on this blog are the ridiculous flame wars.
5. To quote Eddie Murphy quoting Richard Prior (which I was reminded of by the late SpaceFarmer): "Have a coka and a smile and shut the f*ck up.
If I were serious about any of this, I'd have a blog with my real name on it and I'd post there (just as Dr. Mantoe-fetish pointed out in an email).
Angry Vet, I'm not going to slip too far out of character and make this a love fest, but I'm not out to offend you... just to destroy you. Completely. Forever. Just like I destroyed the Generalissimo. I'm sorry if this has blurred the line between our online hatred for each other and our real life friendship. I just figured with you three thousand miles away, I could REALLY rip into without fear of you pulling a "Navy Seals" on me...
Piper, your concern for everyone's friendship is duly noted but quit being a sissy and let me destroy everyone, okay?
And Malach, go home and play with your dolls.
Buy. Seriously, buy something or leave.
Hello Children
A little entertainment!
They should have taken out the laughter!
I am Malach and I am an Illegal Alien
Have at it......
Topic: George Washington was replaced by Adam Weishaupt, a purported Mason and Illuminati member, during his presidency.
I'm a little high
......so thats why I made this post.
Who dances the greats like the funky chicken and the makarena(sp?) these days?
I'll tell you. Everyone does.
May 27th, may ball, the Dj is playing "we will rock you" and my friends and I are dancing the funky chicken.
DON'T DENY IT!!!!
I know you do it too. o_O
You lock the rooms, strip naked and dance in front of the mirror. Perfecting each movment to a point of infinite grace!
Time to confess!
I know you danced the makarena(sp?) with your Aunt Martha last new year!
I HAVE ESP!
BOW DONT TO ME MERE MORTALS!
(or else Tom Cruise will get you!)
Guys, We Don't Have to Fight with Biting Political Commentary,
We should settle our differences with a Super-Soaker that should not be used by anyone who has hit puberty war!
Don't you think there were at least a few giggles in the board room when this idea came up? The person that invented this was pulling an all-nighter on the internet, if you know what I mean.
Just a Thought!!
Well has Malach said we can post our points of views, and lately, better said Friday I was reading the book of Revelation 11:06 to be more precise. (this post is more for people who is into Christianism, cause otherwise if you are unfamiliar will be like a puzzle)
Quote Revelations 11:03-06
"3And I will give power to my two witnesses, and they will prophesy for 1,260 days, clothed in sackcloth." 4These are the two olive trees and the two lampstands that stand before the Lord of the earth. 5If anyone tries to harm them, fire comes from their mouths and devours their enemies. This is how anyone who wants to harm them must die. 6These men have power to shut up the sky so that it will not rain during the time they are prophesying; and they have power to turn the waters into blood and to strike the earth with every kind of plague as often as they want".
Okay this is Toyi's thought, I was reading and I believe the 2 witnesses mentioned in the bible are "Elias" and "Moises" why Toyi thinks this? because as you get into reading Versicle 6 "it says that one man will have the ability to shut up the sky so that will not rain" (Elias was the one who had the ability to do that, he was part of the old testament and is said that he never found death because was taken to heaven in a fiery chariot). Now Toyi thinks that the 2nd man is "Moises" why? because as the versicle 6 continues... "have power to turn the waters into blood and to strike the earth with every kind of plague as often as they want", (Moises was the one who had the ability to convert water in blood and also to strike earth with plagues, he is part of the old testament, but Moises never found death either, or at least his body was never found)
I believe these men were taken by God purposely to be brought back by the end of times.
lol OKay that is all.!!!!
The Peacemaker Cometh
Now to address all the bitching at WoW.
Some of us are scared of the infighting here, to me, it is fine as long as it does not cross a certain line (all out racism being a good example). When I envisioned this blog with Murk, we wanted some flaming, the flaming is cool, but support your point, even if the point is from an internet personality you created. I think many of us need to realize if someone says something to hurt your feelings, they really don't mean it, and are just trying to keep the entertainment flowing (and trust me, people are watching). Yes, we like funny shit, interesting stuff, and flaming.
Those who have not posted much, remember, if you do and feel you are attacked, some of us are "internet characters" and might refute your point, just to make it interesting. We are all diverse, and that is what most people like about this.
Now for an example. Drunk Comic Reviews. They started with a bang, some of the best and birghtest in the webcomic industry (why Malach was invited we'll never know). They pissed off a lot of A list internet celebrity (read it), and then each other. Slowly some left, and slowly others were kicked out. Gone was the dynamic. Hence it died in April. As popular as that blog was, this is more. More hits, more visitors, higher alexa rank.
So, post away, and if you think there is some to add to this mess, give me or Murk and heads up.
I am Malach, Peacemaker.
Quick Note
Just in case Dr. Mantodea and Angry Veteran don't see my responses on the comments section. I am not the type of guys to post and not put my signature on it. It appears I've become such a nuisance that I am blamed for everything.
No, I'm not banning anyone and never would. Angry Vet, you're walking a tight line saying I sit around and drink beer all day... It's Brandy, get it right. Mantoad, don't talk about Mrs Dr. Murk's sex life unless you've got the $200 cash.
Now, go on about your business and let me revamp Hill TV in peace.
Perhaps it was, say, some homeless guy with a laptop that posted that crap.
Oh, and if idiots like that bother you so much, maybe you shouldn't bait them. You both sound awfully upset about the whole thing.
If I have issues with what you post here, I'll respond with my sig. Trust me. Or, if you prefer, I'll just delete your posts and comments.
Now quit dragging my prestine name through the mud.
I agree with Bill Frist?
What the man said:
Today, Senate majority leader Bill Frist said: "No House member, no senator, nobody in government should be above the law of the land, period."
I agree! I agree with Bill Frist! You can read the whole story, but I just wanted to let you all know how happy I was to see this.
I am currently keeping my fingers crossed that this sentiment will stay with the Honorable Gentleman from Tenessee no matter who ends up under investigation.
I, for one, find it a breath of fresh air.
The Issue
Congressional leaders complained that the Executive Branch (President - Department of Justice - FBI) violated the Separation of Powers by searching a House Representatives Congressional Office. Note, the search was done only after the Representative refused to comply with a subpoena and the search was authorized by a search warrant. This "Seperation of Powers" issue has the possibility of overshadowing the underlying corruption issue. Frist's satement, as the majority leader of the Senate, will help keep the focus onthe criminal investigation.
What it means
Hopefully, this will avoid another long delay in the investigation and prosecution of Representative William Jefferson (D-Louisiana). You know, the guy with $90,000.00 dollars in marked bills from an FBI sting in his freezer. Current mood: hopeful.
What Blog Am I On?
This is the Wand of Wonder.
The purpose of this blog is to provide all sorts of information and points of view. It's a bag of many things. Who knows what might come out of it next???
I do.
Anger and angst.
How do I know this? Well, the last million posts and replies have all been arguements and reproachful accusations. I'm petitioning to have this blog renamed the Wand of Blame.
Don't you people have anything fun to post? Isn't there anything you people enjoy besides harping on minor points and running off at the mouth?
Well, I have a post that doesn't involve the poor, the war, the immigrants, the government or religion. This post is about one of the coolest places to visit in the United States of America. It's New Hampshire. My good friend and weapons master Hurst is there right now, breathing the cool mountain air and delving into all of the quiet, secret places there up in the White Mountains. Lucky him.
I'm a nature lover. I don't mind cities, but they smell and are over crowded. If I could grow a mountain in my backyard I would, but I'm not much of a gardener. I've planted a few rocks, but they're not growing very quickly. In fact, they're eroding... slowly, but I can tell.
About 10,000 years ago, the fair state of New Hampshire was covered with one mile thick layers of ice called "glaciers". This might sound tragic, but don't worry. They melted and slid away, ripping up granite and soil and making fertile valleys and jagged cliffs and faces of old men in the hills. Ahhhh, the beauty.
In the fall, New Hampshire turns into a firestorm of colorfull leaves and the water reflects these scenes and dazzles the eyes. I often go there and sit by a loud, rushing river and listen to what nature is telling me. Relax and enjoy. Nature will always be here. Humans may die, but life will continue on. Sometimes I go into the river and get really really cold! Brrrrrr! Then, I get out and the sun warms me. Most times my favorite person, my wife, is with me. We just sit there all day and eat sandwiches from a local deli and wonder what the hell we're doing by living far away from the place we love.
So, what are some places you all find your peace of mind?
And for those of you that think I've gone all soft, I burn down at least one building when I get back from New Hampshire, so relax.
Oh, “Americans”, Please Shut the Fuck UP, Already
So rather than just post comments to the wonderful, enlightened post that YPG showed us, I decided to respond to it in a more direct way. Mainly because i'm an asshole like that.
None of this is directed at YPG because he/she did not actually write the original post, they were just pasting it from another source. For this, we should be grateful, as it spares us from having to actually hang around forums where this kind of nonesense is frequent. I decided to duplicate the earlier post, (with some formatting fixes) so that I may pretend I have these mucus brains sitting across from me at a bar. The only thing missing is me, at the end of my conversation, breaking a heavy glass beer stein across their fucking faces.
Now keep in mind this may not even be REAL, it may be just one more of those internet trolls posted out there to get attention. These sentiments are real, though, I encounter them all the time, so I'll humor it and vent right back.
I've enhanced the original bullshit parts with red italics for ease of telling who is speaking. Though, you can also tell because I don't sound like I have Bill O'Reilly's hand stuck up my ass.
So here we go:
Will we still be the Country of choice and still be America if we continueto make the changes forced on us by the people from other countries thatcame to live in America because it is the Country of Choice?????? Think about it!
Think about it? You clearly ascribe to the “Do as I say, not as I do” philosophy on life, huh, bub?
All we have to say is, when will they do something about MY RIGHTS? I celebrate Christmas...........but because it isn't celebrated by everyone.............we can no! longer say Merry Christmas. Now it has to be Season'sGreetings.
Who? Who the hell is telling you that you can’t say Merry Christmas? Where the fuck are the laws on the books stating you can’t say those two words? Where? Who is currently serving time, or paying a fine for breaking the oppressive Politically Correct Act of 2006?
There aren’t any. What changes are being forced on you? Your just showing what a pansy ass whiny American you are by using the words FORCED to describe people asking you to maybe consider other language on occasion. You want to know what being forced is? Go to Iran, then you see what it means to be forced to do anything. You goddamn pussy.
It's not Christmas vacation, it's Winter Break. Isn't it amazing how thiswinter break ALWAYS occurs over the Christmas holiday?
Winter Break, also corresponds to Hanukah, and the Solstice, and to Kwanzaa*, and New Years, and why the fuck do you even CARE!? It’s a break between classes in the winter! It has no religious role to play. I guess it isn’t a big enough gimmie that Christmas is a federal holiday, where everything is closed except for the 7-Eleven.
We've gone so far the other way, bent over backwards to not offend anyone,that I am now being offended. But it seems that no one has a problem withthat. This says it all! This is an editorial written by an American citizen, published in a Tampa newspaper. He did quite a job; didn't he? Read on, please!
Oh, well I guess the fact that he is an American citizen somehow means he is a fucking genius and so should be listened too, huh? Hey, guess what? I’m and American citizen too, so listen up cuz I have something I want you to read:
I’ll start by sniping at the sharp-as-a-marble points this flatlander tries to make.
IMMIGRANTS, NOT AMERICANS, MUST ADAPT.
I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Sept. 11, we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Americans. However...... the dust from the attacks had barely settled when the "politically correct! " crowd began complaining about the possibility that our patriotism was offending others.
The fact that you have used the term "politically correct" in the first paragraph shows that you are a stereotypical Politically Ignorant jackass. And I’m tired of hearing morons like you say how tired you are of being called to task for offending folks. Guess what, cum breath, people like you have been saying this shit forever. Maybe you’ll eventually catch on that the world doesn’t fucking revolve around your pitiful little life. Grow a Pair! If you’re tired of people being offended, tough shit! Either change your behavior or get used to being called an asshole, that’s how it works. If you’re so Goddamn sure of your rightness, then shut up and take it! The only thing you change when you bitch is, instead of just being called an asshole, now you’re called a whiney asshole.
I am not against immigration, nor do I hold a grudge against anyone who isseeking a better life by coming to America.
Translation: “I have no problem with immigrants, as long as they know their place”
Our population is almost entirely made up of descendants of immigrants. However, there are a few things that those who have recently come to our country, and apparently some born here , need to understand. This idea of America being a multicultural community has served only to dilute our sovereignty and our national identity. As Americans...... we have our own culture, our own society, our own language and our own lifestyle. This culture has been developed over centuries of struggles, trials, and victories by millions ofmen and women who have sought freedom.
You mean the struggles by blacks, women, Native Americans, Asians, Jews? All against the status quote than people like you tied to protect at the time? Or does your memory stop right after the Revolutionary War, when it was white men who were fighting for rights?
And what is this sovereignty shit? Like we are in danger of Canada and Mexico invading and taking away our land? What century do you live in? The one I live in is the one where the US is the undisputed superpower of the world.
Oh, I get it, you’re worried them damn swarthy spics are gonna turn our country brown, is that it?
We speak ENGLISH , not Spanish, Portuguese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese,Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society, learn the language!
Right because it isn’t like they aren’t doing that, or anything. Nah immigrants never try to learn English when they are here. But languages don’t just pop into your head out of whole cloth. I wouldn’t expect you to know this since you, like most Americans, probably only speak English. But you’re right, they aren’t very good at speaking English after being here a couple of years. I guess they could always enroll in all those free, high quality English classes offered in their own countries before they come over here, huh?
No one is endagering the English language, except our own President who can’t utter a single line without butchering it. And our own piss poor education system which turns out kids who can’t read at an 8th grade level.
Spanish and other language services are offered because of two reasons; one is free market economics, if you want to sell to people who are fluent in Spanish and not so fluent in English, then you offer them services in Spanish. The other reason is that it takes time to learn another language. So alternate language social programs are offered to bridge that gap and make it easier for them to assimilate.
I’m sure you, like most people with your juvenile opinion can’t appreciate this. Like I said, you probably don’t speak another language yourself. Most Americans like you are pitifully provincial and narrow minded when it comes to exploring anything outside your own fucking state let alone your precious God Blessed nation.
"In God We Trust" is our national motto. This is not some Christian, rightwing, political slogan.. We adopted this motto because Christian men andwomen.......on Christian principles............. founded this nation..... and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools.
Bullshit, the founders of this country, the ones who wrote the fucking constitution were not all what you would recognize as Christian, many were deists. If you actually read anything about them, you would know this, but like most Americans you have no working knowledge of your own country’s history. And I have news for you sunshine, the Christians who you are referring to, who first landed here, would not care much for your religion either, nor do I think you would welcome them into your flock, unless you’re a Puritan or a Calvinist. You can find out more about Deists, Puritans and Calvanists in these things called books.
And speaking of our motto tracing back to our forefathers; Our National Motto was not In God We Trust until 1956, you ignorant twat! From 1776 to 1955, it was “E Pluribus Unum”. The “In God We Trust” bullshit was adopted as our motto (as opposed to just being a slogan on our money**) for Cold War propaganda to show the world what difference there was between us and them there godless commies. Apparently, the fact that we didn’t (usually) shoot our citizens when they dissented wasn’t enough of a difference.
Since I already know you’re too uneducated to be able to translate it yourself, I’ll translate for you: “E Pluribus Unum” means “One From Many”. Think about that. But don’t think too hard, you might blow a gasket. You get bonus points back if you can at least name the language that it's in.
If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home.........because God is part of our culture.
Actually what is part of our culture is that your god doesn’t get forced down my throat by the state. It’s there in black and white.
The founders (remember them?) wrote it that way partially because you never know when your god has less votes. But mainly because historically, countries that are run by a state religion don’t turn out so good, and are not exactly big on individual liberty. Would you be so keen if the majority of Americans were Muslim and it was changed to in Allah we Trust? Think it can’t happen? Think your religion will be on top forever? You’re an idiot.
If Stars and Stripes offend you, or you don't like Uncle Sam, then you should seriously consider a move to another part of this planet.
So let me get this straight, if you want to be a Free American™, you must shut up and not criticize the government, the flag or society? That’s a funny definition of freedom you have there sparky. I’m sure the founding fathers would be damn proud of you.
We are happy with our culture and have no desire to change, and we really don't care how you did things where you came from.
What is this culture you speak of? I’ll tell you: Rampant consumerism. A Walmart on every block. Most employment being at service industry job. An epidemic of obesity. Poor education. Xenophobia. Mindless jingoism. Political apathy. Living in fear of the invisible enemy-of-the-decade, Complete ignorance about the world around you. A totally fad driven culture of “what’s hot this year?”
THAT is American culture in the year 2006. It isn’t self reliance, it isn’t truth, justice and apple pie. It isn’t any of that shit. You can find those admirable traits among the US population if you look, but it isn’t wide spread enough to be consider a national culture.
Oh wait, lets not forget the cornerstone of American culture: Constant BITCHING about how everything that goes wrong in this country is SOMEONE ELSES fucking fault! Up until last year it as the homosexuals, a few years before that it was the liberal elite, and a few years before that it was welfare mothers.
So now you’ve milked the homosexual menace (hah, hah) for all it’s worth, and you’ve grabbed the villain of the week; the illegal immigrant, no doubt plotting the downfall of our great nation while picking fucking lettuce in California or cleaning the restrooms at your office park in New York City.
This is OUR COUNTRY, our land, and our lifestyle. Our First Amendment gives every citizen the right to express his opinion and we will allow you every opportunity to do so! But once you are done complaining....... whining..... . and griping....about our flag.......our pledge...... our national motto........or our way of life....I highly encourage you to take advantage of one other Great American Freedom...... THE RIGHT TO LEAVE.
The only whining I’m seeing here if from people like you, who like the play the victim card whenever anything comes up that you don’t like. “Oh, why, oh, why are they oppressing my poor white-English-speaking-Christian-male culture!”
It is Time for America to Speak up
No, you mean it’s time for Americans who you agree with to speak up, because you have already stated that those "other people" who you are whining… and griping… about are not part of your America. I guess you just want everyone who wants things to be different to leave your country.
Well, that makes two of us. I want mouth breathers like you to stop dragging my country down with your unthinking mouth-shit. Please hop on the next plane out of here. You wont? Oh, well that sucks, now doesn't it?
No immigrant population has assimilated in the first generation, it always takes two or three generations for that to happen. If you knew anything about American history and the previous immigrant waves we have experienced, you would know that.
And yeah we have rights in the Constitution***, one of these rights is the freedom of speech, which allows people to voice their opinions that are contrary to your own. It also allows people like you to make and ass of themselves with talking point skimmed from Bill O’Reilly’s rants. It also allows someone like me to counter someone like you with a single phrase “Read A Fucking History Book!”
And there is this thing called social interaction, maybe you have heard about it. It goes like this:
You walk up to a woman and say “Merry Christmas!”
She then politely and says “I’m Muslim.” Which should have been obvious to you, due to her head-to-toe burkha.
Now, if you mother raised you right, then you say “Oh, I’m sorry, happy holiday’s.” But if you mother didn’t raise you right, maybe raised you in a fucking trailer park outside of Tampa, you can just beat your chest like Kong and say “Fuck you, bitch, I don’t gotta do nothin, I’m a ‘Merkin!” then walk away confident in your defense of this great nation's redneck values.
And what is with this American Pride shit? I don’t know about you, but I tend to only take pride in things that I have personally accomplished. The only thing most Proud Americans have accomplished is be born here. The next time you are ready to spout about your American pride, ask yourself this: What have you done to make this country the great thing that it is? You aren’t a great scientist, a mighty general, an agent for social change towards a more just society. (I know this, because those kinds of people don't talk like you do.) You didn’t fight in WW2. You’re just some smuck who works a meaningless job all day and comes home to watch American Idol, then you drink a beer, jerk off, and go to bed. Or maybe you’re some self-righteous loudmouth who writes diatribes on local newspapers in Tampa.
The next time you bitch about these immigrants, here’s a clue-by-four that I’ll hit you in the head with. These people, with minimal education, have traveled across great distances, in dangerous circumstances, with no money, to a country where they don’t speak the language, to work shit jobs, so that they can start a new life for themselves and their kids. That right there makes them more worthy of being an American than half the smucks I see ranting about how they are going to take away our culture, and our jobs.
You have all these mullet wearing assholes who were born in this, the richest country on the planet. But they jerked around in school so they got no education (despite the fact that it’s FREE here), and now are only qualified to clean toilets, and you want me to feel sorry for them, losing their job to some Mexican who never had any of those opportunities and comes over here to work? FUCK THEM!
I agree though, this country is threatened by myriad forces, not the least of which are willfully pig ignorant spoiled ass chest thumpers like you dragging us back to the 1950’s.
Some of us would like to change that, before we go the same way that other great nations have in the past when they got fat and lazy, and let those with money, but no brains, rule them. But the first step to making a change is admitting that your country isn’t a glowing paradise, and that it needs to change. And frankly, if the worst thing that happens in the next fifty years to this nation is we all start speaking Spanish, I’ll be happy.
Well.. happier. I’d be happy if I could round up all the stupid assholes like you and stick you in lab cages where I can try out some new shit I’ve been working on.
*Yeah, I know, Kwanza's a made up holiday, kind of like they all are, you shithead.
**"In God We Trust" was Introduced on the currency around the time of Civil War, so that wasn't our Founding Father's idea either, you jackass.
***Oh, and this constitution you peak of try reading it some time, here:
http://www.usconstitution.net/const.html
I know it’s long. Maybe you can do what Bush does and get someone else to break it down and “brief you on it.”
-With Love Always,
Dr. Mantodea
Please watch "Sir, No Sir" for Memorial Day
This link was posted in one of my Angry Veteran comment sections, and I wanted to share it with everyone.
This link brings you to a full version of the film that you can watch, for free, right now.
This link brings you to the film homepage for more information.
The mainstream media likes to portray the Peace Movement of the Vietnam Era as a bunch of soldier hating hippies. To the contrary, many servicemen and women were in the Peace Movement, and sent to the brig for their activities. No one was spitting on returning soldiers or calling them baby killers - that is all propaganda.
Soldiers knew better than anyone else that the Vietnam War was wrong, and they turned against it. The same is happening today in Iraq. The difference is, in Vietnam, the draft meant you had no way out. Today, as a volunteer, you vote with your feet. Like myself, many soldiers simply opt out and many citizens refuse to opt in.
Speak up Americans!
Will we still be the Country of choice and still be America if we continue
to make the changes forced on us by the people from other countries that
came to live in America because it is the Country of Choice??????
Think about it!
All we have to say is, when will they do something about MY RIGHTS?
I celebrate Christmas...........but because it isn't celebrated by everyone.
............we can no! longer say Merry Christmas. Now it has to be Season's
Greetings.
It's not Christmas vacation, it's Winter Break. Isn't it amazing how this
winter break ALWAYS occurs over the Christmas holiday?
We've gone so far the other way, bent over backwards to not offend anyone,
that I am now being offended. But it seems that no one has a problem with
that.
This says it all!
This is an editorial written by an
American citizen, published in a
Tampa newspaper. He did quite a job; didn't he? Read on, please!
IMMIGRANTS,
NOT AMERICANS,
MUST ADAPT.
I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we
are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks
on Sept. 11,
we have experienced a surge
in patriotism by the majority
of Americans. However...... the dust from the attacks had
barely settled when the "politically correct! " crowd began complaining
about
the possibility that our patriotism was offending others.
I am not against immigration, nor do I hold a grudge against anyone who is
seeking a better life by coming to ! America.
Our population is almost entirely made up of descendants of immigrants.
However, there
are a few things that those
who have recently come to
our country, and apparently some born here , need to understand.
This idea of America being a
multicultural community
has served only to dilute our sovereignty and our national identity. As
Americans......
we have our own culture, our
own society, our own language and our own lifestyle. This culture has been
developed over centuries of struggles, trials, and victories by millions of
men and women who have sought freedom.
We speakENGLISH , not Spanish, Portuguese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese,
Russian, or any other language.
Therefore, if you wish to become part
of our society, learn the language!
"In God We Trust" is our national motto. This is not some Christian, right
wing, political slogan.. We adopted this motto because Christian men and
women.......on Christian principles.............
founded this nation..... and this is clearly documented.
It is certainly appropriate to display it
on the walls of our schools.
If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as
your new home.........because
God is part of our culture.
If Stars and Stripes offend you, or
you don't like Uncle Sam, then you
should seriously consider a move
to another part of this planet.
We
are happy with our culture and have
no desire to change, and we really
don't care how you did things where
you came from.
This is
OUR COUNTRY,
our land, and our lifestyle.
Our First Amendment gives every citizen the
right to express his opinion and we
will allow you every opportunity to do so!
But once you are done complaining....... whining..... . and griping....
about our flag.......
our pledge...... our national motto........or our
way of life....I highly encourage you to
take advantage of one other Great American Freedom......
THE RIGHT TO LEAVE.
It is Time for America to Speak up
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*copy paste!*
XD
anyway, some1 posted that little gem at CO:TCG.
Now this has really made me curious, What are your views on this obvious attempt to 'Save the U.S' ?
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Wiki isn't that stupid, Right?
Wrong.
I was bored and I was in my 7/8 period class today. So me and my friends were talking about the "69" position for some reason I forget and I go to www.google.com and I type in 69. It comes up on Wiki, Which I followed the link's and get to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_positions Sex Positions!
Now, I may not be the smartest one on this "Wiki War" Malach has going on, But when Wiki takes down the WoW post, but leaves one on almost all the sex positions and includes how to do them, When kids go there is just fucked up. There are even drawn pic's showing some of these positions. Wow. Just wow.
The Da Vinci Code Changes People
It's true. Take a look at a recent photo of Tom Hanks:
Need I say more? Viva Catholicism!
P.S. Not Really, but this girl looks too much like him not to make nasty jokes.
Dear Governor Romney:
So yesterday, in Peabody, Mass., two men, ages 19 and 21, broke into an elderly woman's home, put a blanket over her head, beat her with a hammer, held her at knifepoint and ransacked her house. Incidentally, she lived and they caught the guys. If you're inclined to read the horrific details, go here.
Here's the problem with our criminal justice system: there is currently no legal means of punishment avalable for these two fuckheads that would adequately replicate the pain, humiliation and outright terror this old woman experienced before she was able to escape her own home. Even capital punishment, illegal in Massachusetts, would be too easy.
I have a suggestion. I think the Commonwealth of Massachusetts should let me decide their punishment.
I won't disappoint.
I was gonna write a really long post about legalizing marijuana .. .
But then I got high!
No seriously, one tomorrow, chew on this for now.
I am Malach and I be Jammin'
Still Nursing on the Gasoline Tit
So there I was, watching the Senate “pummel” the FTC about sleeping on the job and allowing the oil companies to merge to such an extent that they are no longer subject to competition. And it’s all the typical grandstanding from politicians desperate to show the American people “See? We’re outraged too!” In this election year.
Now of course the thing that runs through my ichor-filled cranium at ever single senator who was bitching at the FTC (both Dem and Republican) was “Okay douchbag… where the fuck have you been while all this shit has been going on over the years? You are just as fucking guilty as the FTC. Like you couldn’t have done something about it before?”
And like my mind was being read by Windows Media Player the very last thing on the piece was Trent Lot saying, to the Oil Companies and the FTC “You know, I don’t want to do anything crazy about this, I voted against every regulatory effort in this area for the past 30 years, but the American people are agitated about this and if there isn’t some restraint shown, things are not going to be pretty.”
Excuse me? Did I just hear you admit that this whole goddamn fucking mess is thanks to asshole big business dick suckers like YOU Mr. Lott?
Well I’m glad you feel the need to tell everyone so openly about your pro business-gob-swallowing. Not that anyone fucking cares, of course.
But you know what, America? Eat Shit. I drive a car that gets 34mpg. You can suck my cloacae. I don’t want to hear your bitching about how much it costs to fill up the tank of your gas guzzler. It isn’t like any of this shit wasn’t mentioned for the last thirty fucking years as being inevitable. Now it’s finally happening and you’re crying foul.
Choke on it.
Now Tell Me This Is NOT Proof That the Two Party System Is Crap
http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/05/24/raid.on.congress.ap/index.html
Read it first, then come back. The highlights: Congress, in a heartwarming unilateral show of support is demanding that all the documents seized from Representative William Jefferson's office by the FBI be returned. The documents
"FBI agents searched Jefferson's office in pursuit of evidence in a bribery investigation. The search warrant, signed by U.S. District Court Judge Thomas Hogan, was based on an affidavit that said agents found $90,000 in cash wrapped and stashed in the freezer of Jefferson's home.
Jefferson has not been indicted and has denied wrongdoing."
Yeah, I just keep cash hidden in my freezer for no reason. Doesn't this sound more like a Soprano's episode than a news story? I mean come on!
And BOTH parties are sticking up for him.
Why?
They are all corrupt up to their eyeballs. We live under an entirely currupt system of government and we accept it because they tell us America is the only REAL democracy in the world.
It was.
It was.
It's not any more.
Next, free speech will go. They've already started.
Hojo Represents His Crew
Because here at WOW, we believe in advertisement through every possible medium. Except, of course, Wikipedia. You can't crush the little man after he gets bigger, you Nazi bastards.
Um.....
Werewolves vs Vampires? What about Batman vs Superman? The Doctor vs the Cybermen? Betty vs Veronica? George W. Bush vs the Pope? Malach vs Murk?!?!?!?! The world must know!!!!
Bring back the good old days! The Cold War.
I miss the Cold War.
For those of you who were asleep, not yet born, or just uniformed, this was the Cold War. Good Times. Back then, the whole world was afraid that US or the Soviet Union (now that was a enemy) to suddenly have a annuerysm and blow up the whole world, damn, Reagan had enough senility at the time to do too. It was black and white, good vs. evil, East vs. West, Autobots vs. Deceptigons, GI Joe vs. Cobra, Communism vs. Capitalismm and made the Olympics worth watching. There were larger than life heroes, villians, and events . . . Kennedy, Kruchev, Gorbachev, Reagan, Nixon, Andropov, Thatcher, Castro, Hulk Hogan, Sputnik, the moon landing, the JFK assassination, the Iran Contra Affair, the Berlin Wall, U2, Glasnost, NATO, The Warsaw Pact, Hippies, Yuppies, The Miracle on Ice, man those were the days. Those were the days where you could hate you enemies, and support your country.
Back then everyone was afraid of everyone else, and no one would do anything too much to upset the balance. Even the Wars in Korea, Vietnam, Latin America, and Afghanistan (vs. Soviets), were only minscule compared to earlier world wars. They were all so scared to go over the edge; how would their historical legacy look if they wiped out the human race . . .
Even the movies back then, they reflected the fun of the Cold War. Red Dawn (perhaps the greatest movie ever made), Rambo II, Missing in Action, Rocky IV, they will bring a tear to your eye today.
Those were the days, I miss them so . . . .
Welcome to WoW.
To our latest contributer Aimee.
I am Malach of Nostalgia.
Nerd Wars I.
Why Werewolves cannot beat Vampires part uno.
This is the first in a series of posts I will do showing how Werewolves, will never beat a vampire. it is a response to an older post by Choas_Dragoon. Being the ultra cool geek I am for this first post, I will be using D20 Dungeons and Dragons rules. I later posts, other references. First the Werewolf.
Werewolf, Hybrid Form
Hit Dice: 1d8+1 plus 2d8+6 (20 hp)
Initiative: +6
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 16 (+2 Dex, +4 natural), touch 12, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +2/+4
Attack: Claw +4 melee (1d4+2)
Full Attack: 2 claws +4 melee (1d4+2) and bite +0 melee (1d6+1)
Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Curse of lycanthropy
Special Qualities: Alternate form, wolf empathy, damage reduction 10/silver, low-light vision, scent
Saves: Fort +8 Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 15, Dex 15, Con 16, Int 10, Wis 11, Cha 8
Skills: Handle Animal +1, Hide +6, Listen +1, Move Silently +6, Spot +1, Survival +2
Feats: (same as human form)
Challenge Rating: 3
In wolf form, a werewolf can trip just as a normal wolf does. A werewolf in hybrid form usually dispenses with weapon attacks, though it can wield a weapon and use its bite as a secondary natural attack.
Alternate Form (Su): A werewolf can assume a bipedal hybrid form or the form of a wolf.
Curse of Lycanthropy (Su): Any humanoid or giant hit by a werewolf’s bite attack in animal or hybrid form must succeed on a DC 15 Fortitude save or contract lycanthropy.
Trip (Ex): A werewolf in animal form that hits with a bite attack can attempt to trip the opponent (+2 check modifier) as a free action without making a touch attack or provoking an attack of opportunity. If the attempt fails, the opponent cannot react to trip the werewolf.
Wolf Empathy (Ex): Communicate with wolves and dire wolves, and +4 racial bonus on Charisma-based checks against wolves and dire wolves.
Skills: A werewolf in hybrid or wolf form gains a +4 racial bonus on Survival checks when tracking by scent.The werewolf presented here is based on a 1st-level human warrior and natural lycanthrope, using the following base ability scores: Str 13, Dex 11, Con 12, Int 10, Wis 9, Cha 8.
VAMPIRE
Vampires appear just as they did in life, although their features are often hardened and feral, with the predatory look of wolves.
Like liches, they often embrace finery and decadence and may assume the guise of nobility. Despite their human appearance, vampires can be easily recognized, for they cast no shadows and throw no reflections in mirrors.
Vampires speak any languages they knew in life.
“Vampire” is an acquired template that can be added to any humanoid or monstrous humanoid creature (referred to hereafter as the base creature).
A vampire uses all the base creature’s statistics and special abilities except as noted here.
Size and Type: The creature’s type changes to undead (augmented humanoid or monstrous humanoid). Do not recalculate base attack bonus, saves, or skill points. Size is unchanged.
Hit Dice: Increase all current and future Hit Dice to d12s.
Speed: Same as the base creature. If the base creature has a swim speed, the vampire retains the ability to swim and is not vulnerable to immersion in running water (see below).
Armor Class: The base creature’s natural armor bonus improves by +6.
Attack: A vampire retains all the attacks of the base creature and also gains a slam attack if it didn’t already have one. If the base creature can use weapons, the vampire retains this ability. A creature with natural weapons retains those natural weapons. A vampire fighting without weapons uses either its slam attack or its primary natural weapon (if it has any). A vampire armed with a weapon uses its slam or a weapon, as it desires.
Full Attack: A vampire fighting without weapons uses either its slam attack (see above) or its natural weapons (if it has any). If armed with a weapon, it usually uses the weapon as its primary attack along with a slam or other natural weapon as a natural secondary attack.
Damage: Vampires have slam attacks. If the base creature does not have this attack form, use the appropriate damage value from the table below according to the vampire’s size. Creatures that have other kinds of natural weapons retain their old damage values or use the appropriate value from the table below, whichever is better.
Size Damage
Fine 1
Diminutive 1d2
Tiny 1d3
Small 1d4
Medium 1d6
Large 1d8
Huge 2d6
Gargantuan 2d8
Colossal 4d6
Special Attacks: A vampire retains all the special attacks of the base creature and gains those described below. Saves have a DC of 10 + 1/2 vampire’s HD + vampire’s Cha modifier unless noted otherwise.
Blood Drain (Ex): A vampire can suck blood from a living victim with its fangs by making a successful grapple check. If it pins the foe, it drains blood, dealing 1d4 points of Constitution drain each round the pin is maintained. On each such successful attack, the vampire gains 5 temporary hit points.
Children of the Night (Su): Vampires command the lesser creatures of the world and once per day can call forth 1d6+1 rat swarms, 1d4+1 bat swarms, or a pack of 3d6 wolves as a standard action. (If the base creature is not terrestrial, this power might summon other creatures of similar power.) These creatures arrive in 2d6 rounds and serve the vampire for up to 1 hour.
Dominate (Su): A vampire can crush an opponent’s will just by looking onto his or her eyes. This is similar to a gaze attack, except that the vampire must use a standard action, and those merely looking at it are not affected. Anyone the vampire targets must succeed on a Will save or fall instantly under the vampire’s influence as though by a dominate person spell (caster level 12th). The ability has a range of 30 feet.
Create Spawn (Su): A humanoid or monstrous humanoid slain by a vampire’s energy drain rises as a vampire spawn (see the Vampire Spawn entry) 1d4 days after burial.
If the vampire instead drains the victim’s Constitution to 0 or lower, the victim returns as a spawn if it had 4 or less HD and as a vampire if it had 5 or more HD. In either case, the new vampire or spawn is under the command of the vampire that created it and remains enslaved until its master’s destruction. At any given time a vampire may have enslaved spawn totaling no more than twice its own Hit Dice; any spawn it creates that would exceed this limit are created as free-willed vampires or vampire spawn. A vampire that is enslaved may create and enslave spawn of its own, so a master vampire can control a number of lesser vampires in this fashion. A vampire may voluntarily free an enslaved spawn in order to enslave a new spawn, but once freed, a vampire or vampire spawn cannot be enslaved again.
Energy Drain (Su): Living creatures hit by a vampire’s slam attack (or any other natural weapon the vampire might possess) gain two negative levels. For each negative level bestowed, the vampire gains 5 temporary hit points. A vampire can use its energy drain ability once per round.
Special Qualities: A vampire retains all the special qualities of the base creature and gains those described below.
Alternate Form (Su): A vampire can assume the shape of a bat, dire bat, wolf, or dire wolf as a standard action. This ability is similar to a polymorph spell cast by a 12th-level character, except that the vampire does not regain hit points for changing form and must choose from among the forms mentioned here. While in its alternate form, the vampire loses its natural slam attack and dominate ability, but it gains the natural weapons and extraordinary special attacks of its new form. It can remain in that form until it assumes another or until the next sunrise. (If the base creature is not terrestrial, this power might allow other forms.)
Damage Reduction (Su): A vampire has damage reduction 10/silver and magic. A vampire’s natural weapons are treated as magic weapons for the purpose of overcoming damage reduction.
Fast Healing (Ex): A vampire heals 5 points of damage each round so long as it has at least 1 hit point. If reduced to 0 hit points in combat, it automatically assumes gaseous form and attempts to escape. It must reach its coffin home within 2 hours or be utterly destroyed. (It can travel up to nine miles in 2 hours.) Any additional damage dealt to a vampire forced into gaseous form has no effect. Once at rest in its coffin, a vampire is helpless. It regains 1 hit point after 1 hour, then is no longer helpless and resumes healing at the rate of 5 hit points per round.
Gaseous Form (Su): As a standard action, a vampire can assume gaseous form at will as the spell (caster level 5th), but it can remain gaseous indefinitely and has a fly speed of 20 feet with perfect maneuverability.
Resistances (Ex): A vampire has resistance to cold 10 and electricity 10.
Spider Climb (Ex): A vampire can climb sheer surfaces as though with a spider climb spell.
Turn Resistance (Ex): A vampire has +4 turn resistance.
Abilities: Increase from the base creature as follows: Str +6, Dex +4, Int +2, Wis +2, Cha +4. As an undead creature, a vampire has no Constitution score.
Skills: Vampires have a +8 racial bonus on Bluff, Hide, Listen, Move Silently, Search, Sense Motive, and Spot checks. Otherwise same as the base creature.
Feats: Vampires gain Alertness, Combat Reflexes, Dodge, Improved Initiative, and Lightning Reflexes, assuming the base creature meets the prerequisites and doesn’t already have these feats.
Challenge Rating: Same as the base creature +2.
Level Adjustment: Same as the base creature +8.
Vampire Weaknesses
For all their power, vampires have a number of weaknesses.
Repelling a Vampire: Vampires cannot tolerate the strong odor of garlic and will not enter an area laced with it. Similarly, they recoil from a mirror or a strongly presented holy symbol. These things don’t harm the vampire—they merely keep it at bay. A recoiling vampire must stay at least 5 feet away from a creature holding the mirror or holy symbol and cannot touch or make melee attacks against the creature holding the item for the rest of the encounter. Holding a vampire at bay takes a standard action.
Vampires are also unable to cross running water, although they can be carried over it while resting in their coffins or aboard a ship.
They are utterly unable to enter a home or other building unless invited in by someone with the authority to do so. They may freely enter public places, since these are by definition open to all.
Slaying a Vampire: Reducing a vampire’s hit points to 0 or lower incapacitates it but doesn’t always destroy it (see the note on fast healing). However, certain attacks can slay vampires. Exposing any vampire to direct sunlight disorients it: It can take only a single move action or attack action and is destroyed utterly in the next round if it cannot escape. Similarly, immersing a vampire in running water robs it of one-third of its hit points each round until it is destroyed at the end of the third round of immersion. Driving a wooden stake through a vampire’s heart instantly slays the monster. However, it returns to life if the stake is removed, unless the body is destroyed. A popular tactic is to cut off the creature’s head and fill its mouth with holy wafers (or their equivalent).
As one can see from this breakdown a Vampire is D&D is not only stronger, and Faster than a Werewolf, it is also more powerful in the magic end, and also retains any special features of it pre-vampire life. One can clearly see that a 1st level Werewolf in only a Challenge Rating of a 3, whilst a 1st level Vampire would be an 11.
Vampire wins, hands down, he would just Energy Drain away the werewolf.
I am Malach and I am not a true vampire.
The Post of eXtreme Moderation +4
When I saw the Wiki WOW (R.I.P.) description of myself as a "moderate Christian" I was somewhat upset. Not upset as in angry, per se, but it unsettled me. Being only 16, it is reasonable for me to assume that I know very little. However, I was always of the opinion that my faith was deep. Odd how a simple fragment used as an obligatory description of a random blogger got said random blogger's noggin ticking. I just had to know.
I started with the definition of moderate: "Being within reasonable limits; not excessive or extreme." Good enough for me. I saw then that "moderate" was subjective and relative to the extremes. One can only be labeled "moderate" when compared to the extremes. I was starting to get it.
I, Hojo, am no extremist. I've always labeled myself a Christian realist. I have faith, I worship God, and religion is foremost in importance to me. I acknowledge that I can not know everything and I am unable to understand the ways of God. In life I have only what I believe is the right path rather than a physical path to follow. How can one be an extremist if he or she does not know if their extreme is the right extreme? My faith and my ability to think rationally go hand-in-hand to form who I am.
All of this was just starting to fall into place when my history teacher showed us this video in class. It made sense! I don't use religion as a platform for use in political indoctrination. I don't think every casualty is a cause for celebration because it is proof that God hates everyone. I don't go to funerals to preach against the deceased in front of their mourning families. Why don't I think these things? It's because I think.
With this knowledge I am at rest. I am no longer afraid of being judged as less-than-Christian because I have seen the extremes who spew judgment from their lips. I will always pale when compared to the extremes. Moderate Christian? Hell yes I am.
All Star
So there's this thing called All-Star Batman and Robin written by Frank Miller. I guess DC is going to try the same thing like Marvel's Ultimate Universe by making All-Star an alternate Earth. Hopefully this won't end up like another Crisis on Infinite Earths or Infinite Crisis thing where the world will just get erased. That'd be a major bitch.
Friday Joke
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the marguerites went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit blitzed, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. Iwas really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and Itold him Midnight. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Then he said, "We needa new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh, shit," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted."
Homosexuals are people...
they exist, and they deserve the same rights as every other human being on the planet. Certainly in this country, where 'all men are created equal.' Here is one Homosexual's comments, left on a petition to stop the amendment banning gay marriage. I thought it was worth sharing:
I AM AN AMERICAN--BORN AND RAISED HERE. It is my
constitutional right to be able to follow my religious
views no matter what you think of them as long as laws
are not broken. I could have no religious views at all
and be an atheist, and I am still protected to have
that view as well. There are many religious groups in
this country that want to perform Homosexual marriages
as part of their religious rites. Just because my
religious views appear radically different to yours or
more people share your religious or moral views it
does not grant you the right to say my views lack
morals and therefore use political moves to reduce my
rights (I'm in MA, the one state that has the guts to
treat people equally) or in this case to continue to
exclude me from the protections of our constitution.
You have to prove I don't have morals and cause
direct harm physically or mentally to others, and you
haven't been able to do that at all. For many years
you haven’t been able to show that, if ever. All
evidence has pointed to the direct opposite--that I'm
just as "normal" as you are.
Your behavior is unbecoming and nothing more than
childish--you rely on a "safety by numbers" means to
circumvent protections within the constitution in
order to "let the people vote" on what protections
their neighbors can or can't have. That is extremely
unconstitutional! You can dislike me, hey, I dislike
you very much! But I work, I pay taxes, and I don't
break laws. Aside from that, don't talk to me if you
don't like gay people. But the days of my not holding
my boyfriend's hand while walking down the street just
because you want to pretend I have no value or morals
(or worse cause me physical harm and get away with it)
and therefore pretend I don't actually exist, are
over.
Those times are over because the more you complain you
have a moral authority the more apparent it becomes
you just have prejudice. By talking about banning
marriage rights for Homosexuals you acknowledge
Homosexuals exist and by promoting bans like this
prove they are treated unequally, which directly
leads to proving you selectively choose this group of
people to exclude from the protections of our
constitution. Again, you can dislike me all you want,
but altering the constitution to make that dislike
legal is not your job! Just because Heterosexual
people haven't allowed Homosexuals to marry in the
past has never made it the right thing to do in the
present. All it means is Heterosexual people have
consistently chosen to avoid representation for
Homosexuals in this country. Which is why in MA this
had to be resolved by the SJC--who did their job. That
hardly makes them activists just because the illogical
stance government has had about Homosexuals for such a
long time. Again, prove they lack morals and are a
danger. You haven't and can't.
Aside from this, how dare you pretend Homosexual
people don't have children either from a previous
marriage or by assisted pregnancies that they are
trying to raise with the same protections Heterosexual
people have! Just because you think they are "icky" is
absolutely no excuse for not doing your job correctly!
It's your job to protect these families--even if YOU
don't consider that a “family” it is functioning just
like one and those children should not have to go
without benefits just because you WON'T do your job
when you don't like it. Who is the child here? How
many more years is this going to have to continue
before you stop "wetting the bed" over Homosexuals
existing and demanding you stop withholding
constitutional protections from them? We're used to
waiting, and like I mentioned before, the more you
speak out against Homosexuals the more you
prove yourself wrong by acknowledging them but not
having any proof they are a threat of any kind.
My Time
My time is limited, so I will make this brief. The death of SpaceFarmer has left me with 50 tanks of helium and no balloons. As such, I have fallen into the natural quagmire of anarchy. As such, I have no recorse but to re-establish order by instituting a totalitarian regime in my own mind. For this day forward, Dr. Robert J. Murk will be redirecting his entire force of will to creating a new and vibrant place for idiots like you to get to know him.
This place will be called Hill TV. No no! Not the old, drab Hill TV. A shiny, happy place.
You have two weeks.
Entertaining Read
I've been reading Robert A. Heinlein's "Job: A Comedy of Justice" and it is a very entertaining read. Go to your local library and pick it up or I will kill you and then I will skull-fuck you. Think I'm bluffing, just try and fucking test me, asshole.
Todays joke
George Bush has a heart attack and dies.
Obviously, he goes to Hell, where the Devil is waiting for him.
"I'm not sure what to do," says the Devil. "you're on my list, but I have no room for you. But since you definitely have to stay here, I am going to have to let someone else go.
"I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you'll have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves." George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The Devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over.
Such was his fate in Hell.
"No!" George shouted. "I don't think so. I am not a good swimmer, And I don't think I could do that all day long".
The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, over and over, time after time.
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder, I would be in constant agony if all I could do was breaks rocks all day", commented George.
The Devil opened the third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton Lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose.
Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,
"Yeah, I can handle this."
The Devil smiled and said "Ok, Monica, you're free to go!"
Flight 77.
We all know the new film doesn't show shit.
I propose a new theory about Flight 77. You see, Flight 77 was flying around on 9/11, aiming for the Pentagon, and at the last minute, went into a strange time distortion worm hole, which reduced it in size; it reappeared in 1963, flying out from the grassy knoll, slams JFK in the head, exploding his brain. Time to reexamine the Zapruder Film, no?
This would explain the: lack of debris, the lack of bodies, and Kennedy's head going backward.
As for the destuction of the pentagon, anyone with half a brain (no JFK pun intended) knows that time distorting wormholes spew plasma, hence the destruction of the pentagon.
I am Malach and you can call me Sherlock Holmes.
Typical
Those Damn WikiNazis.
They took the WoW entry down, with out even a debate, but the asses left up the talk page. Ahh looks like it's time to renew the WikiBomb.
I am Malach aka Master Blaster
Ow.
http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00008/92/51/8401529_l.gif
Just a preview of what's coming, Murk.
I may even dress like a girl.
Today in History: May 17th Brought to you by Wikipedia
1765 - Fire destroys a large part of Montreal, Quebec.
1944 - World War II: Battle of Monte Cassino - Germans evacuate Monte Cassino and Allied forces take the stronghold after a struggle that claimed 20,000 lives.
1944 - World War II: SS troops burn down six villages in the Brkini hills in south western Slovenia.
Dispel the Conspiracy Theories?
....So, for those of you not as insane as ol Hobbsy here, you may thing September 11th is an open and shut case of a terrorist attack, and not a grand conspiracy. You may not believe that Al Queda are a secret branch of the CIA (even though we all know they are CIA trained, some believe they are no longer affiliated). And, you may believe that Flight 77 actually crashed into the Pentagon. However, some of us have seen enough to believe otherwise. The lack of enough debris to constitute the remains of a commercial airliner, or the very small hole in the Pentagon that would be much larger had a commercial airliner been the cause.
So, now the Pentagon has released, to a group called Judicial Watch, 2 of the surveillance videos taken that day. NOTE these are Pentagon suveillance videos, not the videos the FBI confiscated from the local hotel or Citgo Station (Hugo Chavez, anyone). You can now find these 2 videos at The Greater Good. Take a look. Does that look like a commercial airliner to you?
You call it Divine. I call it as I see it......
We eat organic food.
We do palates.
We do yoga.
We quit smoking.
We drive hybrid cars.
We support our local charities.
We blow up massive bombs stirring up radioactive material into the
atmosphere in our own backyard.
See a problem?
If all goes as planned, this June, a 700-ton explosive will be detonated
90 miles northwest of Las Vegas, Nev. in a high desert valley bounded by
mountains.
In an era deemed to be progressive concerning the environment and
health, it seems as if our powerful nation has made a misstep.
Conducted by the Pentagon, the bomb is part of a test that is code-named
"Divine Strake."
"Divine Strake is one of several "DIVINE" efforts under the Hard and Deeply Buried Target Defeat (HDBTD) program. DIVINE WARHAWK consists of deep underground operational tunnel facility defeat demonstrations using advanced weapons at the White Sands Missile Range. DIVINE HELCAT was a 2004 reconstitution exercise to determine reconstitution time for the C3I tunnel facility at Nevada Test Site (NTS). Also in 2004 planning began for DIVINE HATES, which is a WMD production and storage tunnel complex functional defeat effort. "
With the current Government being focused on North Korea and Iran, the planners of this test have overlooked one hugely important factor: What will happen here in the
United States?
The Pentagon estimates the blast could send a cloud of dust more than
10,000 feet into the air. With the dust, radioactive fallout from
previous atomic testing in the area could be dispersed everywhere.
With this in mind, environmental officials in Nevada have demanded
additional data from the National Nuclear Security Administration, or
NNSA, to ensure the test will comply with the state's air quality standards.
It's 2006 and we're talking about radioactive fallout, an explosion that
will be nearly 50 times bigger than the largest conventional weapon and
underground bunkers housing nuclear weapons.
Imagine the explosion looking something like this:
Now imagine that cloud being filled with the radioactive ingredients of the nuclear bombs we're detonating. FUN for ALL!
I thought we were trying to end nuclear war and put an end to the radioactive life threatening diseases caused by this. Didn't we learn when we bombed Japan?
The Winnemucca Indian Colony thought we were done too. With a large percentage of
their Nevada population having contracted cancer, which is believed to
be caused by exposure to fallout from nuclear testing, the colony
has sued to stop the Divine Strake detonation.
So far, they have been successful in postponing the test until after
June 23, from its originally scheduled June 2 date.
Whether it's the safety of the surrounding people, or just the idea of
reverting back to primitive ideals of war and world power, the test
seems largely out of place.
Needless to say, if the test happens this June, make sure the organic
food you buy in the future doesn't come from Nevada.
For further information on Divine Strake, you can go here to the Nuclear Info Site, or you can review the Yahoo search engine list here. Also...THIS seemed rather interesting. It shows that we've actually been trying to master this technique for quite some time.....
Emergency
The WikiNazis are at it again!
It took them a while but the WoW Entry is now up for deletion, lets go defend it and make asses of ourselves!
I am Malach a Man of Action!
Today in History, as told by the WikiNazis
May 16 is the 136th day of the year in the Gregorian Calendar (137th in leap years). There are 229 days remaining.
- 1770 - 14-year old Marie Antoinette marries 15-year-old Louis-Auguste who later becomes king of France.
- 1836 - Edgar Allan Poe marries his 13-year-old cousin Virginia.
- 1868 - President Andrew Johnson is acquitted during his impeachment trial, by one vote in the United States Senate.
- 1918 - The Sedition Act of 1918 is passed by the U.S. Congress, making criticism of the government a jailable offense.
- 1965 - Campbell Soup Company introduces SpaghettiOs under its Franco-American brand.
- 1988 - A report by American Surgeon General C. Everett Koop states that the addictive properties of nicotine are similar to those of heroin and cocaine.
It don't happen often, but on occasion, Palmer displays his genius.
I am Malach, and I like to practice sedition whilst eating Spaghetti-O's and a big hearty FU to Wikipedia.
Today in History: May 15th (Brought to you by Wikipedia)
Today in history......
1252: Pope Innocent IV issues the papal bull ad exstirpanda, which authorizes the torture of heretics in the Medieval Inquisition. Torture quickly gains widespread usage across Catholic Europe.
1943: Joseph Stalin dissolves the Comintern.
1970: President Richard Nixon appoints Anna Mae Hays and Elizabeth P. Hoisington the first female United States Army Generals.
Say it ain't so...
I tried to re-post it here, but aparently, even in death, his blog is useless:
SpaceFarmer's Obituary
I, for one, could give a shit.
3 random things....
- WikiThePresidency.org a single place for the public to both acquire and share information about Executive Branch wrongdoings.
Happy Mother's Day
Art: Young Mother Sewing -Mary CassatMusic: Mother Mother - Tracy Bonham
I am Malach and I am a Mama's Boy!
Dreamweaver
The other morning I woke up before school to take a shower so I can get ladies at school. In my groggy stupor, I stumbled into the shower to find that the lazy fool that showered before me used up the soap, and didn't take the time to replace it. I swore to myself as I left the shower, dripping all over the floor to the cabinet. When I opened the cabinet, I screamed...
There's this new product out by Old Spice that is a "Hair and Body Wash." If your response to this was anywhere along the lines of "Waddafook?!" then we have more in common than you previously thought. Firstly, Old Spice? I always considered that as a product for old guys desperate to cover up the scent of their own decay (Murk, Malach). Secondly, hair and body? I've always been a fan of shampoo and body wash.
This product reeks of multi-tasking Communism. This product is not without its upsides, however. I used to always get weird looks from my parents when they caught my rubbing myself from head to toe while singing Disney tunes at the top of my lungs. Now I have a legitimate excuse: "It's hair and body wash, Mom!" Works every time. Now if only they'd invent hair and body bacon then my foremost rubbing dream could come true...
The bottom line: This product is GREAT! New horizons have opened since I've been saving that 6 seconds' time normally spent switching bottles. I feel so free. Your days are numbered, shampoo.
I'm not an addict......or am I?
Hi.
My name is just me and I'm addict.
It started out as just being for fun. A way to to be cool and to sort of be around the "in" crowd. I mean, my lovie love was doing it. So I thought, "It can't be that bad. Nah. Not bad for me at all. I mean, I know where my morals are. I know when to draw the line."
But then, something happened. I crossed the line. I became bored and so I needed more. MORE.
It became a an appendage....part of me.......an expression of me.....and then BAM! Addicted. I had to have the bigger, better, brighter EVERYTHING! MORE MORE MORE DAMNIT!
This week, I found myself whoring myself out. Making connections here and there to ensure my goods never depreciated....to make sure......I always had a way to get more.
My name is just me.
I'm a MySpace addict.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
It's true. I've been quietly idoling on the sidelines of blogger and finding new and adventurous ways to play with MySpace. Not only did I find some really cool things but I found some really cool people AND groups. Although I still haven't added Super Star to my friends yet. (Will she mind, Malach?)
I mean really. Where else can I connect to porn queens, famous ghost hunters , a Native American Priest AND STILL be able to connect with friends AND family all in one shot?!?!? PLUS bands, musicians and entertainers of all types from both known and unknown venues.
It's amazingly cool!!! It's uber-excellent!!! It's.....whatever! I still don't blog there though. I have no point to blog on MySpace. I don't want the entire universe knowing my thoughts. I like to keep those in my little tiny blogger place where the hits are minor. Can you believe that I have issues with telling the entire world what I'm thinking?!?!? *lol* Who'd a thunk it.
I'm just me and you're just in my way of taking over the world.
Just to share
As some of you already know, I am part of my church bands (they are 2 different bands) and we just recorded a CD (In spanish), we did it in a record of 2 weeks and is our 1st CD.The experience was awsome because human nature pulls. During the 1st day we were all nervious, we were told to have 3 songs ready that day and so we did, we were done within 30 minutes and so our leader said "Are you up to keep recording?" (once the instruments are set with the volumes for recording, you need to keep them that way, so the producer recomend that if we were in the mood it was better if we continued that day to avoid the unset of instruments and specially the drums because only to set the drums' microphones took the producer 3 hours).
So that was one thing we learned that day, another thing was that while recording you need to be quiet or even your breathing gets recorded because the microphones are extremely sensitive. By my experience playing the electric guitar was cool and not cool at the same time, lol my guitar was a bit old for a recording studio on top of that my tremolo was too noisy and I had to skip it (what made me sad), this was just the 1st issue, the 2nd was that (as any regular guitar player) I have calluses on my finger tips and that was a pain because the noise a regular amp doesn't pick up, the sensitive recording mikes do, my calluses were just busting with the scrubb against the strings, I got frustrated lol the producer looked at me and said "well try some hand lotion to see if that helps", i tried that and actually improved.Then I heard the recording after I was done and I was still unsatisfied (a little less than before) but the producer said "believe me is not worst than what any other famous guitar player will do, this is something complitely common, maybe you are used to hear your amp and hear you clean but is not the same with recording mikes... they just pick up everything" I asked "well but when I hear a CD I don't hear that" then he said, well that is a production work, the artists pay to have all that removed, but is a very expensive job that more than sophisticated equipment is about time production consuming to get it removed... so that is one more thing I found out that day...Then I also think that next time I record an album, I will have to go get a manicure lol So far I had to be satisfied with what we got as final product, it was common as human nature that everybody wanted special attention to their instruments and also to their own songs, but certainly that was the reason our pastor assigned a person for final decisions, because he knew little things like this are common specially when you have 8 people playing different instruments & each one being the autor of one song in the album).Yet we actually came back to the road and kept going, so the production is as it is, the production its anything God allowed us to acomplish for the money we had for it, so I feel grateful for the result and again.. to remeber that the reason for the CD is not to please ourselves but to bring the word to others and speak what we believe. One of our friends showed at the studio with a video camera, he was filming all of us that day, yesterday he surprised us with a home made video for one of the songs lol that was quiet a surprise for us, we will display it to church tonigh lol I believe it was thight for a home made video lol
Ohh Daniel San! MY ARM!
Ok, it's really not funny.
The pic above is of Hideki Matsui shattering his wrist last night in a loss of the Red Sox. As most of you know I am a card carrying member of Red Sox Nation, which I am trying to get classified as a form of mental illness, but I hate to see this happen to anyone, even if they do play for the Evil Empire. Get well Matsui, but not this season.
Now to my point. The Fall of the Yankee Empire.
Being a lifelong Red Sox fan and in turn a life long Yankees hater, I find it interesing how the worm has turned over the past 5 or so years. The dreaded Yankees have turned into the Red Sox, and the Red Sox have turned into the Yanks.
What do I mean? Look at all those really good Red Sox teams pre 2000, really pre the John Henry ownership group. Here was the team template. Lost of overpaid, end of their career free agents who could hit homeruns. One maybe two good starting pitchers and a bullpen I could hit against. There were some exceptions, 1986 was a extremely good team, that should have one, but alas for that dreaded curse.
Now look at the Yankees. Yeah they could hit, but the had awesome defense and superbe pitching . . . some of those 1990's Yankees teams were amazing.
Enter John Henry, who brings with him Larry Lucchino et al. They shock the world and hire 28 year old Theo Epstein, who is a Bill James disciple (who Epstein immediately hires). If you are not familiar with Bill James and his philosophies (Sabermetrics aka Money Ball) do a google search on it. They take a few years to build what they want. 2003 Grady Little gift wraps a World Series appearance for the Yankees, but even Yankee fans admit the Sox took it to them, Grady gone, they bring in their man Francona, 2004, the rest is history.
Look at the modern version of the Yankees, don't they remind you of those old Red Sox teams (Canseco, Mo Vaughn)? They can hit the cover off the ball, but they can't hold a lead. They have all the all stars, but nothing in their farm system. They have the Curse of A-Rod. They have constant age related injuries.
And analyze this years Red Sox, don't they remind of those 1990's Yankees teams (with O'Neil and Brosius).
I am Malach and I am metally ill.