Monday Morning

Monday, July 31, 2006

Looks like this guy got a little 'Tooserious' last night!


















Number of falls: 5
Number of unintelligible sentences: 34
Number of people freaked out: 4
Number of wife grabbings: 1
Number of creepy massages given to Murk: 1
Number of people quite like Mr. Tooserious: ZERO

15 comments:

Toyi said...

oh long time no see statistics!

Anonymous said...

I thought I was a hurting Jew hater!

At least his DICK isn't hanging out this time.

I like how he's got his two cents on the pack of smokes.

Pack of cigs: $5.41
Six pack of suds: $6.99

Crashing on Murk's couch and waking up on the internet: Priceless.

Toyi said...

so on the couch? lol

mmmm...murk massage

Dr. Mantodea said...

He...touched me in my special place.

He did? Should we be calling him FATHER MURK?

Dr. Mantodea said...

No, No, Tooserious did.

Murk wouldn't touch my special place because he is too busy fondling the Angry Piper to pay attention to me.

The Angry Piper said...

Remember that drinking problem I thought I had?

Found it.

Christopher said...

Fogive the captain. He don read much!

Tooserious is back on the interet too and will be posting here soon.

Toyi said...

soooo how is today going?

Christopher said...

Shut up, fairy boy! Go drink a wine cooler.

 
 
 
 
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