For your depression...

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

....or, to get you more excited for the fall of the American Empire! Take some time and read this article on the abhorrent state of America's finances and deficit. Its worth reading, then stocking up on canned goods, finding some land in Maine to buy, and preparing for Red Dawn!
Here's a heartwarming quote to get you started:

"The U.S. government is effectively bankrupt," he wrote.
The available options to close the fiscal gap?
Hike income taxes by 78 per cent; slash Social Security and Medicare benefits by more than half; or eliminate all other discretionary spending.
"That," he concludes, "is America's menu of pain."

14 comments:

Not Maine, it will be underwater when the polar ice caps melt.

Toyi said...

I will be in heaven testing and getting used to my new body. lol

Christopher said...

Did anyone check out the source on this? Oh... that's right. We don't check sources as long as it's anti-Bush.

Fellas... come on. You're making yourselves seem like reactionary bullshit artists. Oh! Oh! Let's see another post about how Bush planned 9/11!!!

Yeah, and Reagan was Darth Vader (nerdspeak for BULLSHIT!!!)

did you check the source, murk? looks like news to me. not the first i've seen on the subject. now, tell me, what is reactionary about being informed?
not to mention, this actually didn't look like anti-bush propaghanda.
what are you playing? you trying to be like stephen colbert or something?

Christopher said...

Don't you EVER compare me to Colbert! He stole MY bit, not me stole hi bit ba bee bit.

Doot.

Doot.

Dee doo doot.

Christopher said...

Yeah, I checked the source BTW. It was Uranus.

oooh, touched a nerve there, did i, you faux conservative bitch?
so much so you follow with a lame joke like that? i expect that of goodman, but you Murk?
i had higher hopes

Christopher said...

Hobbs,

That's like the 100th time you've used that "Oooo! I had higher hopes! Oooo!" line.

Nerve? No. Uranus? Dirty.

You're just not edgy enough to pull off a Murk...

i don't wanna be you, Murk. i just wanna love you.
and i guess i enjoy nerving you too

Christopher said...

My ass has a sign that reads 'Members Only' so pay your dues before you read it and wipe.

Wow, your policies have changed from the ol 'leave a quarter and have at it' days, Murky my boy

Scay shiite, but if you vote Murk and Malach in '08, we will fix everything

Christopher said...

I farted down Hobb's throat the other day.

and it was dirt cheap and tasty too

 
 
 
 
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