Spacefarmer Dead Yet Again?

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

No my friends, he has been kidnapped by internet spammers.
Some of you may have noticed that the TUB went "off the air" in a "Midol Moment" courtesy of Spacefarmer. Well look at the TUB now. What the Hell, Spacefarmer selling car insurance? No my friends let me tell you what happened. It is called a internet spammer. They look for semi- popular blogs and websites, and when the person who owns them deletes the name or does not reregister the domain, these spammers scoop them up. With Blogger, this spammer just reactivated the name, and forwarded it to his crap. Why would they do this? Well any link to the TUB now goes there (traffic from those links, and adds to relevancy in search engines). In addition, the TUB becuase of it free for all nature, probably got a lot of weird search hits, which now will go to Mr. Spammer which by the way got all this publicity for free. In edition it will take most search engines a year to realize the TUB is dead, so now future search hits will go to Mr. Spammer. Interestingly, Spacefarmer still has his blogger account but is set to private; he is your private dancer, your dancer for money.

Sad part is, there in nothing Spacefarmer can do to get the TUB back, unless this spammers drops his claim on the name. In addion, let me get you in on a little secret. This site has been innuedated with referral links from Spam sites in the past 2 - 3 weeks. What is going on? Spies. This blog has become so popular, and has so many contributers, they are waiting for someone to do like Spacefarmer did, and then scoop up their blog or site.

The perils of Internet war.

I am Malach, your war correspondent.

27 comments:

Christopher said...

Sorry SpaceFarmer, but I have to say that the irony kills me. Oh... I'll have to take down the links on all my sites. Malach, wanna help?

You hear that Alanis Morrisette Fuggin' Irony right there!

Toyi said...

^ Oh everytime you say Alanis Morrisete, I can feel the smel of your mouth, just dont say it.

Christopher said...

"Midol Mommnet". Classic.

I wonder when the reactionaries will post something original like "Malach Plays With Feces".

Five... Four... Three... Two... One...

Oh and Hobbs? Go to hell. And don't say something cute like they kicked you out, or you already own a timeshare there. Just be a good little boy and admit you couldn't hack Christianity because you have no self control.

actually, Murk, you sniveling little bitch, i thought midol moment was quite funny.

Christopher said...

Sorry, that was a general go to hell, Hobbsie and not related to this post in any way.

In fact, I have no idea why I wanted you to go to hell. It just seemed right at the time. So...

Go to hell. Okay? Please? For the good of Amerikkka.

Christopher said...

Oh and Mal,

Where are the spammers? I don't see any...

On the stats?

i thought Amerikkka WAS hell

Christopher said...

Try living in Iran, bitch.

Malach,

They're spamming our stats? How?

HA HA. I win.

Toyi said...

Everybody should dance polka to forget and forgive...

Go to our Referral links in the stats. Check out some of them: Poker Sites, Pharmacy sites and the like. They are putting markers on site and monitoring anyone who leaves to jump on their site and take over.

Christopher said...

Hey SpaceFarmer?

Can't you even die right?

Whatever Muck.

Christopher said...

It's Murk. You spelled it wrong. Bad speller...

Whatever Muck.

Christopher said...

It's Murk, with an 'r' you illiterate Canadian wannabe. Get it right.

Whatever Muck.

We should have a competition to rename spacefarmers new site. He's going to have to make one, right?

Any suggestions?

Bring it on.

Christopher said...

How about "SPACEFARMER CAN'T SPELL TO SAVE HIS FREAKING LIFE."

or

"SpaceFarmer's FUCKING HACK Blog."

or

"The Donkey Show: Starring SpaceFarmer!"

or

"SpaceFarmer's Slightly Less Useless Blog (now with 50% less penis)"

This should be a post in and of itself. Spacey?

DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE DICK FOR COKE

Christopher said...

Look. It's That Guy!

You know it, Muzzukles.

Christopher said...

A Guy, eh guy?

HIB DAB DIGGITY DOG DOG, Murrkskuy

 
 
 
 
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