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Thursday, August 31, 2006
This sounds pretty cool to me!
British public broadcaster Channel 4 is courting controversy with what it calls a "shockingly real" drama about the fictional assassination of President George W. Bush.
"Death of a President," shot in the form of a documentary examining the assassination, will use a blend of archival footage and computer-generated special effects to portray Bush in October 2007 arriving in Chicago during an anti-war rally.
In the film, Bush is killed by a sniper, and the investigation quickly focuses on a Syrian-born man. It will air in October on Channel 4's More4 digital channel, as well as at the Toronto Film Festival in September.
"It's a pointed political examination of what the war on terror is doing to the American body politic," said More4 boss Peter Dale at a press conference on Thursday.
Promotional materials described the program as "a thought-provoking critique of the contemporary U.S. political landscape."
Dale acknowledged that the program will be controversial, but maintained that it was a sophisticated work meant to spur debate.
"I'm sure there will be people upset by it," he said. "I hope people will see the intention as a good one."
Channel 4, which is publicly owned but funded by advertising, was criticized last week by outgoing ITV Chief Executive Charles Allen for its reliance on reality TV shows and "shock docs."
More4's autumn schedule also includes "The Trial of Tony Blair," a satirical program about the future resignation of the British Prime Minister.
Other upcoming fictitious British movies include:
- When France Won The War
- Neo Nazi's Discover the Cure for AIDS
- The Terrible Return of Jimmy Carter
- If John F. Kennedy Had Ducked
- Life Without The Mexicans
- William Wallace: The Transvestite Alchemist
- Canada Finally Freezes Over
- Prince Harry & The Fourth Reich
- Winston Churchill: Sober & Loving It
I had to!!!
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for herfirst day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up,putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmos all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmos.
She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it
around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.
"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
Speaking of Advertising Whores
My Latest Commission is Finished
It is a "mural", 3' x 5'. It is done on strechted canvas to be portable, with a layer of grass and rice papers on top. It is a mix of Oils and Acrylic. Done in Asian style with a bit of Malach of course added to it.
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Welcome
To Dr. Jen. Let see, 3 Dr's., a bunch Angries, and Cap'n . . . methinks a sitcom in order
I am Malach the master of Search Engine Optimization!
Food at School.
Have you ever looked at the menu your kids get for lunch at school? OMG we as family red our niece's yesterday, its so full of crap food. How can you give that to kids that are developing, I though seriously for a second to take the menu to a nutritionist and see what she/he says about it. No wonder why US kids are so unhealthy and weak and FAT!!!
Okay here some of the menu stuff
Cheese "or" Pepperoni French bread pizza, Baked chicken nuggets, Grilled cheese sandwich, Fruited Gelatin milk, Macaroni and cheese, Green beans.
The only thing that its sort of "okay" is the Baked Srhimp Poppers.
Hump Day Jokes!
Three old Ladies named Gertrude, Maude, and Tilly were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.
Gertrude immediately had a stroke.
Then Maude, also, had a stroke.
Tilly, being the oldest, and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.
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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her
two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart ....nice
children you've got there - are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?"
"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"
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While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband's advice.
"What do you think?" I asked. "Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?"
"Better get a bikini," he replied. "You'd never get it all in one."
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Hump Day Jokes!!!
A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey Koala ! What are you doing?" The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they burn a few. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard:"What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!" So the koala looks down at him and says: "Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much water did you drink?!!"
~*~*~*~
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically? " The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically? " The boy replied, "Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo."
~*~*~*~
Little Johnny said to his Aunt Tess, "My God, you're ugly, aren't you!"
His mother overheard this and pulled Johnny into the kitchen. "You naughty boy!" she screamed, "How can you say to your aunt that she's ugly! You go right in and apologize to her! Tell her you're sorry!"
Little Johnny entered the living room, walked over to his aunt and said, "Aunt Tess, I am sorry you're so ugly."
~wicked love WoWeeesss~
Some Thoughts
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
Now, to give further information on the Captains 911 question, here are some resources:
- From Prison Planet
- a video
- a comment: "Our government can't keep a blowjob secret and we can keep 1000s of explosives experts silenced? We can't plant a single fake WMD in Iraq to save an administration but we can utterly vacum clean up all evidence of conspiracy right in front of every camera in New York?"
- Discrediting Loose Change
- An interview with someone who had the day off (note the reference to strange men in coveralls)
- More information
- And, finally: "here are a couple of good web pages that make strong arguments that both Loose Change and In Plane Site were part of a deliberate disinformation campaign - they blend false claims with true claims in order to discredit the truth movement. there is very strong evidence that 9-11 was an inside job, and a lot of serious researchers are putting it together, and Loose Change and In Plane Site both ignore most of the real evidence, while blending in a lot of false claims. mixing false claims with true claims is a common disinformation tactic. the cover of the Loose Change DVD actually sandwiches 2 false claims with 2 true claims. the websites (below) give strong evidence that both videos were intended to throw people off the scent of the real evidence of an inside job. the author of the first site writes "if it (Loose Change) is not naive, foolish, uninformed and ignorant, then it is the work of a calculating mole or at best a naïf who has been used by such." in other words, the authors of Loose Change may be trying to throw us off from the real evidence of an inside job, or they may have good intentions but have been fooled somewhat by, for example, the maker of In Plane Site: Website 1. Website 2.
Once again, the masses are jealous of Malach.
Ahh, so in my every 72 hours trip to Wal Mart today . . .
Guess what Malach found? Mazes and Monsters. In the $5.50 DVD bin.
(EDIT 4:58PM)
Episode 4.5 of The Wraith now loaded!
I am Malach and you are sooooo fuggin' jealous.
I'm not sorry.
Wives are the mind-killer.
Wives are the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my wife.
I will permit her to pass over me and through me.
And when she has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see her path.
Where my wife has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
PRAYING FOR DEATH
IN THE BOTTOM OF A BOTTLE.
Words that are not used enough
Your mission, start using these words in everday coversation, there will be a test.
Floozy
Hussy
Moxie
The Bee's Knees
Mackadocious
Fignuts!
Fly
ON BALLS!
Gasface
Bamboozle
Apothecary
Propensity
That is enough for today.
One other thing.
So they are doing some "road construction" on my dead end street which consists of redoing the sidewalk in front of my house, and two other houses. My question, why? It is not as if the side walk were even worn. And why three houses? Perhaps a vane attempt to please Malach?
I am Malach, English teacher.
9/11... fact or fiction?
Monday, August 28, 2006
As we approach the 5th anniversary of the 9/11 terrorist attacks, I still find myself pondering the events of those days and wondering... what really happened?
Did the truth unfold before my eyes as is or were those terrifying images of plane crashes, falling bodies and burning, crumbling buildings just an elaborate set up planned years in advance by sinister forces around the world?
I remember where I was, what I was doing, what I said, where I went, who I was with, the phone calls I made, the fear and excitement I felt, and the subsequent events that played out around me in the hours and days after that horrific morning.
There is a massive list of theories and various web sites offering up suggestions and "proof" that this was no simple terrorist attack bought on by extremist Muslims hell bent on killing Americans and instead, it was a massive conspriacy and cover up. Or was it?
I've had so many conversations, read so many articles and relived the memories in my head so many times over the past 5 years. I often find myself questioning what I SAW happening versus what I WAS TOLD happened.
This is all starting to feel like the Kennedy Assassination, The Apollo Moon Landings, The Attacks on
So, that being said...
what do you think happened on September 11th, 2001?
In an effort to Ostracize the whole lot of you . .
WoW, has a new theme song . . .
By a local band called Meat Depressed.
I am Malach and All the WoWees, Don't Suck!
WoW IT'S MONDAY POLL: What the hell is this?
a) How Dr. Murk sees the worldwhen he is all hopped up on "E"
b) The Sex Canal Room
at Studio 54, circa 1982
c) The actual whereabouts of the
so called "SpaceFarmer"
d) A giant, German walk
through vagina exhibit
Go PATRIOTS!!!!
Sunday, August 27, 2006
Oh and by the way, if you have never been to Gillette Stadium, this happens all the time.
I am Malach your Shipoopi!
Some Random Shizznickles
Saturday, August 26, 2006
So wanna be a men's softball superstar?
Then look no further, Malach explains the intracacies of pitching. You too can relive your high school glory!
American Gods.
I must say, I enjoyed Murk's Review of American Gods at AngryPiper.com. It was almost as good as the book itself. Methinks Murk might take over AngryPiper.com like he took over Hill-TV. Look for a Malach book review soon.
Fun with Wikipedia.
I started a thread in one of my favorite forums called "Fun with Wikipedia". The premise was to find weird, interesting, and rediculous articles. Here are some fun ones:
A list of comic book superpowers
A list of fictional Martial Arts
My fave, Xenu
A list of Alien Races
The laws of Cartoon Physics
You want to share, post them in the comments.
Their back!
Finally.
What Shiite is Worth.
This Blog: $972
RubberSuit Studios: $2,063
Hill TV: $1,343
AngryPiper.com: $341
The Fart Party: $2,412
All your comraderie? Worthless.
I am Malach, and I have "Good News Everybody!"
The New YFI Call In Show
If you're tired of waiting for the extremely long downloads of the Murk and Malach Show and the Third Option Radio Podcast, here's a quick fix. It's the YFI Call In Show with Dr. Murk! Guests call in and ask Murk about all sorts of things. You can download in mp3 or rm format.
EPISODE 1: The Pilot Episode. mp3 or rm
or visit the podcasts page.
It's Back To 9 Planets Now
Thursday, August 24, 2006
Dr. Robert J. Murk has been asked to step in temporarily as the ninth planet of our solar system. Despite being clearly undersized at 5'10" and only 210 lbs, the world famous psychologist accepted this ardous task. He has requested that all concerned parties refer to him as PLANET MURK for the time being, and he invites everyone to come visit. Nude swimming is encourage.
PLANET MURK will continue in his role as the 9th planet until a suitable replacememt is found, or until Pluto gets out of rehab.
John Mark Karr Must DIE!
Why?
Look at the Boys Fuggin' Hair! Anyone with that kind of Michael Bolton-esque doo, must be killed. If you want more, check some of the video.
MY GOD! What makes someone do this? Do they really look at themselves in the mirror and say "Man, I look goood". Never mind his fashion sense which is a bit Jacko/Miami Vice . . . and this was the 90's.
I mean you think he looks creepy now?
I am Malach, and Love is a Wonderful Thing!
You now live in an 8 Planet Solar System
How does that make you feel?
And, please, do be honest.
Thank you.
And that was the week that was.
Here you go Murk.
All your vacation updates in one friggin' spot!
Weird News/News/Politics
Strippers used to draw large crowds at funerals - 8/23
What's wrong with humanity: PART I - 8/23
Chcolate!! - 8/23
Prometheus on the Mountain: Science in the US - 8/18
A Note on Diplomacy... - 8/17
Entertainment/Jokes
For Shimmer-Love - 8/23
Hump Day Jokes!!! - 8/23
Is William Shatner the Greatest Celebrity Ever? - 8/22
Just Like An Angry Woman - 8/20
My Brother's CD - 8/19
New Murk and Malach Show - 8/17
Plugs
There is a reason for this - 8/23
Are you Registered to Vote? - 8/22
Personal Stories
Toyi's War Experience Chapter 2 - 8/22
Today's concert - 8/19
Back to School - 8/19
The Bravest (or Dumbest) Thing I've Ever Done - 8/17
Sports
Malach's 2006 - 2007 NFL Preview - 8/21
Admin
What Kind of Weirdos Visit the WoW? - 8/19
Conspiracy Theories
The Real Conspiracy - 8/18
John Mark Karr confesses to killing Hitler, Elvis, and Hoffa - 8/18
Transportation
An Invitation to Join the Ranks of the Autoubermenchen. - 8/17
Road Rage - 8/17
Wow, Wikipedia have too much time on their hands.
So you think this was someone's history thesis for grad school?
I am Malach, and I am not a Wikipedia nerd, but I like to watch.
Strippers used to draw large crowds at funerals
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Yet another example of people just missing the point.
Did any of these yahoos stop to think that the reason why having more people at your funeral increases your honor is because, you know, more people think highly enough of you to go to your funeral? If they all show up just to see some tits, how the fuck does that increase the honor of the deceased?!
Idiots.
Don’t get me wrong, I think Tits and Ass are a fine thing to have pretty much anywhere, and frankly if they want to do it, I say more power to them. But the whole stupidity of the reason why they are doing it makes my stomach hurt.
Five people have been detained in China for running striptease send-offs at funerals, state media say.
The once-common events are held to boost the number of mourners, as large crowds are seen as a mark of honour.
But the arrests, in the eastern province of Jiangsu, could signal the end of the rural tradition.
Local officials have since ordered a halt to "obscene performances" and say funeral plans have to be submitted in advance, Xinhua news agency said.
The arrests, in Donghai county, followed striptease acts at a farmer's funeral, the agency said.
Yet another example of people just missing the point.
Did any of these yahoos stop to think that the reason why having more people at your funeral increases your honor is because, you know, more people think highly enough of you to go to your funeral? If they all show up just to see some tits, how the fuck does that increase the honor of the deceased?!
Idiots.
Don’t get me wrong, I think Tits and Ass are a fine thing to have pretty much anywhere, and frankly if they want to do it, I say more power to them. But the whole stupidity of the reason why they are doing it makes my stomach hurt.
For Shimmer-Love
A young 1st grade teacher finds herself in front of a new group of 7-year olds. Well, at least most of her kids are 7. All except Little Johnny. He's repeated 1st grade twice already, and he's here for year 3.
"Ok, class," she says, "Today we will be learning the alphabet. I'm going to give you a letter, and you must tell me a word that starts with that letter. So, let's start at the beginning...who can tell me a word that begins with letter A?"
Immediately Little Johnny raises his hand, begging to be called on.
Oh no, thinks the teacher. I can't call on Little Johnny. He's a behavior problem. If I ask him this question, he'll say "ass" or "asshole". Trying to spare her new class from Little Johnny's behavior issues for as long as possible, she calls on Suzy, who answers: "apple."
"Very good, Suzy! Now," she asks the class, "how about the letter B?"
Once again, Little Johnny raises his hand.
If I call on Johnny, he's sure to say "bitch" or "bastard", the teacher thinks. Instead, she calls on Clarence.
"Baseball," says Clarence. "Very good, Clarence!" says the teacher. "Now, class, how about the letter C?"
Little Johnny raises his hand, a sly smile on his face.
Now way, thinks the teacher. If I call on Johnny, he'll say "cock" or that other c-word. Better not risk it. And so she calls on another kid, receiving the perfectly acceptable "candy" as an answer.
The teacher proceeds through the alphabet, resolutely ignoring Little Johnny's increasingly desperate attempts to be called on. Finally, she gets to the letter R. Little Johnny is practically apoplectic. He's dying to be acknowledged. The teacher looks around the room, realizing she has called on every student except Johnny at least once.
The teacher ponders for a long moment, unable to think of any remotely offensive word that begins with the letter R. "I may as well get it over with," she says to herself, "since the next letter is S, and he's bound to say shit if I call on him."
She heaves a deep sigh. "Ok, Little Johnny," she says. "What word starts with the letter R?"
Little Johnny sits up straight in his chair. "rat," he says.
"Very good, Johnny-"
"A BIG FUCKING RAT WITH A BIG FUCKING DICK!!!"
What's wrong with humanity: PART I
BOMBAY, India -- When Hitler's Cross restaurant opened four days ago in a Bombay suburb, local politicians and movie industry types were on hand to celebrate beneath the posters of the Nazi leader and swastikas.
The owner insisted then -- and still does -- that the name and theme of his new eatery is only meant to attract attention, even if it has outraged Bombay's Jewish community.
"It's really made people very upset that a person responsible for the massacre of 6 million Jews can be glorified," Elijah Jacob, one of the community's leaders, told The Associated Press on Wednesday.
But owner Puneet Sablok has refused to back down, and apart from Bombay's 4,500 Jews, there's been little controversy in India, where Holocaust awareness is limited, Hitler is regarded as just another historical figure and swastikas are an ancient Hindu symbol, displayed all over to bring luck.
There are just 5,500 Jews in all of India.
"It's just to attract people. There is no intention to hurt anyone," said Sablok about his spacious restaurant, which serves pastries, pizza and salad in Navi Mumbai, a northern suburb of Bombay, which is also known as Mumbai.
Those objecting to the restaurant plan to ask the local government to force a name change, said Daniel Zonshine, Israel's consul general in Bombay.
"Instead of Hitler's name being an example of extreme evil, this is like giving legitimacy to Hitler. It's not right to advertise his name in public," Zonshine said.
But while India is ordinarily sensitive to causing religious offense -- recently taking action to bar "The Da Vinci Code" movie and cartoon drawings of the prophet Muhammad -- at least one local leader said the name Hitler didn't bother him.
"People are unnecessarily making this into an issue," said Sudhir Jadhav, a local ruling party leader. "We have no plans to protest outside the restaurant or ask him to change the name."
Diners were also quite happy eating in Hitler's Cross.
"Hitler was a bad man, but what's wrong with having food here?" said Ashwini Phadnis, 22, a microbiology student as she tucked away a piece of chocolate cake.
Engineering student Anand Dhillon sat with friends, sipping soft drinks. "I think the name is quite interesting. Tomorrow if someone keeps a name like Saddam Mutton Shop or George Bush Footwear, there's nothing wrong with that, is there?" he shrugged.
What the fuck could possibly go wrong in this restaurant?
- When you order a hamburger, they ask if you want that cooked Gypsy, Homo or Jewish.
- Mel Gibson has a regular table... within sight of the ovens.
- There is a sign over the entrance to the kitchen that says "Arbeit macht frei!"
- Parking Lots I and II are surrounded by double walls of electrified barb wire fencing.
- Trust me... you do not want to see the cooler.
- The restrooms are marked "Jüdische Jungen Scheiße!" (boys) and "Jüdische Mädchen Pipi!" (girls)
- "The Soup Nazi" takes on a whole new meaning in this place.
- They don't have a floor manager. They have a Gruppe Führer.
- Parties of 8 or more people have to take a shower together before being seated.
- The bar serves specialty shots called "Zyklon-B" that steam like dry ice when served and taste just a little bit sour.
- When you decide to leave, you have to tunnel out.
- Looking for the function room? Follow the train tracks.
Hump Day Jokes!!!
A doctor, a lawyer, and an architect were arguing about who had the smartest dog. They decided to settle the issue by getting all the dogs together and seeing whose could perform the most impressive feat.
"Okay, Rover," ordered the architect, and Rover trotted over to a table and in four minutes constructed a complete scale model of a Cathedral out of toothpicks. The architect slipped Rover a cookie, and everyone agreed that it was a pretty impressive performance.
"Hit it, Spot," commanded the doctor. Spot lost no time in performing an emergency Caesarean on a cow. Three minutes later the proud mother of a healthy little heifer was all sewed up and doing fine. Not bad, conceded the onlookers, and Spot got a cookie from the doctor.
"Your turn, Fella," said the lawyer. Over went Fella, screwed the other two dogs, took their cookies, and went out to lunch.
*~*~*~*
A British doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a brain out of one man, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor says, "That's nothing, we can take a brain out of one person, put it in another and have him preparing for war in four weeks." The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind, we just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work, and the other half preparing for war."
~*~*~*~
One day a teacher told her student's to make a sentence using the math terms add, subtract, divide, multiply. When time was over she called Little Johnny. He said, "This is the process of having sex. First you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope you don't multiply.
There is a reason for this
....So, back in November, I posted a rant about chemtrails, and government experimentation on people. I made a quip about them turning us into mutants. I also included the above picture. Since then (Malach, this one is for you), I get hundreds of links to my blog, from Europe, Asia, Africa, the Middle East, Canada, all over the damn world. All of them seem to search through google images, for the website www.alvarezwaxmodels.com and the term recall mutants. And they end up on my site. Apparently, I found this image through google images, and got it from that website. I can't actually find it on that website, but i did through google. And now, i get people from all over the world, every week, coming to my blog because of that image. Weird, eh? So, I figured I could bring a lot of international folks here to WOW, simply by posting this image. There you go....
Chcolate!!
Hey look at this Chocolate, what is the difference BTW this one and the other ones? This choclate is Coca based, is made in Sucke Bolivia, I was looking at a little TV special the other day and the chocolate has a coca leaf in the middle, it is a controversial issue, but believe it or not is complitely legal down there, Bolivia President is encouraging the soft use of the coca leaf.
Is William Shatner the Greatest Celebrity Ever?
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
You Be the Judge!
If you have yet to see the Shatner Roast on Comedy Central, it is the funniest thing I have seen in a very long time. Takai was awesome.
I am Malach and I am not a Trekkie, but the Angry Veteran is.
Are you Registered to Vote?
..Ok, for all you Massachusetts folks, this is expecially for you (but, the link is for everyone!).
Now, whilst I am not pleased with the way this American Government works, I still live in this country, and thus I will do my part both inside and outside the system. And part of that includes voting. While I'm hard pressed to believe that voting works, that will not stop me from doing so (how much does it hurt to take an hour or less and fill out a damn form?).
This year, I've even gone a step further. I actually just changed my party enrollment from unenrolled to....it hurts.....Democrat. Now, Hobbs is no Democrat. I don't believe in the 2 party system. I believe in a third option. BUT, I have temporarily changed my status, because there is a Primary on September 19th here in Mass, and I for one want to attempt a say in who gets to run for Governor of this fair commonwealth. I don't need to see another dick named Mitt running this place further into the ground. And I've grown very fond of Deval Patrick. So, I'm temporarily a Democrat.
My point in all this is, if you want to vote in this years Primary, you have to be registered by August 30th. And you have to be affiliated with one of the two parties (but you can change that later!). But there are plenty of elections, and we should all at least attempt to make our voice heard.
Here is a site that makes it quick and easy to register to vote, no matter what state you are in. Just fill out the forms, Print, and mail it in.
Toyi's War Experience Chapter 2
To shed a little light how Gov was moving back then... EL Salvador Government was leading under Dictatorship since 1930, Under Maximiliano the Government kept town under control? Well the Government never admited being the mastermind for some Group called "Death Squads" these groups came out specially at nightime during Curfew; they would pick random families, torture them and slaughter them & spread the corpses on the street. The misunderstanding was upon the town, 'cause the reason why a Death Squad visited was never solid (innocents, not inocents?) who knows they just did what they were sent to. Town and media always suspected that "Death Squads" were the same ARMY because they used Military tacticas and of course they were never "seen" by the military in charge of the Curfew. El Salvador was maintained under official dictatorship until 1979. Clandestine Groups tired of the abuse, angered because one way or another a family member was killed by Death Squads, This Clandestine groups tried to free the pressure erupted creating rebellious movements like ERP FPL and FMLN (and some few minor ones). These groups were borne under intellectual minds that cached the way Gov was repressing, These intellectual minds were believed to come out of the "National University of ES" but never taken as a fact. After studying rights in Lawyer school you can easily realize how Gov was operating and tend to disagree and plenty aspects.
Linking the story to mine, I was born on 1975 so the physical war erupted right when I was 4, before that was mainly the Gov repression.
So keeping up with the story, I started going to school across the street from our home and my mother's mom (Granny) would pick me up to take me to my other granny, Dad heard from my mother, she called him from US saying that she was there and safe, that she had a hard time accomodating (now I believe so 'cause is not easy as people in CA think) 'cause it was not like she thought it was going to be, she told dad that her plan was get to US work and pay a loan she made on ES to pay her trip to US but things were not going in her favor and that she wanted to return, Dad realizes he has a big debt now and he tells my mother that she has to hang on cause then the debt is going to double if she returns (around 70's there was no such a thing as round trips, they would have to get another ticket). My mother resented that from my dad but in ES is very dificult to pay out of your pocket for a trip to US. (now a days a regular roundtrip to US costs $600 and ES wages are $130 per month and this is only to pay the ticket, back then it was as dificult as it is today).
We kept coming home very late, one regular day Dad got to my Granny's home very late (around 8PM) his work place had a regular closing month and some accounts did not match, they had to stay until everything closed. When he arrived to Granny's; my little brother was asleep and I was also very sleepy, Granny didn't let him take off that night, as always Dad didn't wanted to stay, she insisted up to a point to grab herself from his shirt and ripping it... my Grandpa got involved and Dad had to stay at Granny's that night... Next day 1st thing in the morning the breaking news " Our neighborhood (where Dad had his home) had been hit, Death Squads had come overnight and killed the people from our neighborhood including kids" Granny almost had a heart attack because if she would've let my Dad leave... then we would've lost our lives that night. She told him to stay with her and never return to his home specially because Death Squads were involved (A way to control) Death Squads the uncertainty was that there was no specific reasons for Death Squads to kill so under those circumstances is hard to determine if they were looking for somebody in specific or they were just in a raid of fear.. oh but nobody wants to find out either, is just wise to try to stay safe, nobody knew if their target was reached that night by them maybe yes maybe not, they certainly knew that there was nobody at our house.. so it was just not safe. Granny went few weeks later to get us some cloth and few belongings but our door was knocked down and there was little left to take, almost everything was taken or broken, the windows were busted & that was the final reason that made my Dad move back to his parents, he thought there was no reason to stay alone with 2 kids, he saw the war coming too close to us.
Malach's 2006 - 2007 NFL Preview
Monday, August 21, 2006
First, some business.
Angry Piper is on a mini/psuedo hiatus/sabbatical. He will be on the internet, but not able to update his site for a bit. So Piper is looking for your help. He is looking for guest book reviewers for the next few weeks or so. If you like to give it a shot, here are the submission guidelines. You know Malach is gonna review something, something like Don't Let The Pigeon Drive the Bus.
Cue the Music (MNF Theme).
It is time for Malach pre-view of the upcoming NFL Season. Like last year, Malach will provide you all you need to know, and I only expect 10% of you gambling earnings (and if you look at last year, I was pretty damn close). I will reprint it tonight on my blog also. Teams are listed by division and order of finish. So here we go:
AFC EAST
New England Patriots: The Pats have one of the weakest schedules in the NFL this year (for once). They are also, beyond Miami in a very weak division. Pats should win the division, and probably go 12 - 4. Deion Branch will play, and probably be signed soon. The Defense will play more like they did in the second half last year, especially with the return of Rodney Harrison. Junior Seau is a VERY interesting add. He should see 15 - 20 plays a game and provide another on field leader. The offense is scary. Brady is coming off his best statistical year. They are going to run some 3 - 4 tight end offensese (you heard me) with guys like Ben Watson lined up as your second reciever. Watson should have a huge year. Watch for the rookies, Jackson and Maroney, especially Maroney (who will be better than Reggies Bush) to have big years. The Combo of Dillion, Maroney and Kevin Faulk, could accumulate 2500 yards. They will miss Givens, but if Dave Thomas and Reche Caldwell can catch touchdowns, they should be fine. Also watch for a relative unknown like Bam Childress to take over the role of Troy Brown. In addition they have chip on their shoulder again. The Pats have a good shot to win their 4th Super Bowl.
Miami Dolphins: Miami needs another year, but they should give the Pats their only divisional competition this year. The defense is still good, albeit old. The biggest question mark the 'Fins have is Daunte Culpepper. Can Culpepper fit into to the AFC? Can he win with out Randy Moss? He has perhaps the best set of recievers ever in his career; can he adjust to the hard hitting, style of the AFC? Saban is not going to want him to run too often, which is probably good. Dolphins are good for at least 9 - 7 and at least one win vs. the Pats. Might sneak in as a wildcard, but might be tough to do in the AFC. They do have the benefit of playing the Jets and the Bills twice.
New York Jets: This is going to be a long year for Jets fans, though they should be better than the Bills. Best thing they did is dump that idiot Herm Edwards. It will be interesting to see if Pennington can get back to his form of 2003 - 2004, and whether or not Curtis Martin can even play. Acquiring Kevan Barlow is a bit interesting and at the very least they have a servicable running back. .500 will be a good season for this team.
Buffalo Bills: Scott Norwood still owes you a Super Bowl. Gonna be a LONG cold year in Buffalo. Hey, Peerless Price is back! 4 -12.
AFC SOUTH
Indianapolis Colts: Sorry Indy, you were destined to win it last year and failed. As your team slowly succumbs to salary cap Hell, you'll make another run at it, but lose to NE or PITT in the playoffs. They are going to miss Edgerrin James, Addae is going to be pretty good, but he is no James. Again, they will score, but they still have no defense. Defense is good enough to beat most average NFL teams, but does not work against the top teams. Colts should finish 12 - 4 or so, but bounced out of the 1st of 2nd round of the playoffs. Peyton Manning, meet Dan Marino.
Jacksonville Jaguars: Jacksonville like last year will fight the Colts for the top spot. Excellent defense, improved offense the question as always is Byron Leftwich. Can he move to the next level? Evertime he does it seems the interception gods bring him back to Earth . . . but if Jake Plummer could do it . . 12 - 4?
Houston Texans: A lot of questions here. Can they build on last season? They did not really add anyone, nor did they really lose anyone . . . 8 - 8 would be an improvement from last year! This team is stuck in some weird tropor or space time continuim.
Tennesee Titans: Tennesee singed some interesting players. Tennesee could give some teams fits week to week. The Titans could be better than the Texans if the stars align properly. They are still rebuilding, and I can guarantee you Vince Young will be starting by the third week of the season. Anything is a improvement over 4 - 12 or last year. .500 season with luck.
AFC NORTH
Pittsburgh Steelers: Pitt is in a VERY interesting division this year, a division that could turn out to be the best in football. Pitt should be the top team out of this division, but Ben Roethlisberger needs to take the next step (yeah sound silly since they won it all). Ben has to become a better quarterback. He is going to have to throw more than 17 touchdowns. Shockingly it seems Duce Staley is the number one RB. Defense is still very good. Could they repeat, hat is now up to Rothlesberger, hopefully they keep him away from motrocycles. They should win the division but will 11 - 5 do it?
Cincinatti Bengals: This is what I wrote about them last year: The Colts of the AFC North, with a worse defense. They will score some points, but also give up a lot of them. If this team can have a halfway decent preformance from their defense, they will make the playoffs, if not, they will finish third in the division. It still holds true. This team might start slow . . but should blow out mediocrity.
Baltimore Ravens: This team fortunes rest with Steve McNair, if he still has it, they could be competing for a playoff spot and possibly send Cincy back to Earth. If not, they will finish at the bottom. Watch for Todd Heap to have a huge year with McNair.
Cleveland Browns: This team is going to be very good, not this year, but sooner than later. They absolutely need a Quarterback, but this is going to be one of those "bad" teams no one will want to play. .500 or just below will be a huge step for this team.
AFC WEST
Denver Broncos: Yet another new running back star in the making (something in the water in CO), but again, are we just waiting for Jake Plummer to implode? Both New England and Pitt exposed Denver last year in the playoffs. Denver should win this division which might be the weakest in AFC. But get bounced in the first round of the playoffs.
San Digo Chargers/Kansas City Chiefs: Let see, Chargers have Shotenheimer and the Cheifs Edwards, both are meidocre coaches. KC has no recievers beyond Tony Gonzales, San Deigo no one beyond Gates. Tomlinson vs Johnson? Trent Green is a servicable quarterback, Rivers is going to have a LONG year. SD defense in pretty good, KC's not so much . . .
Their both better than the Raiders.
Oakland Raiders: So do you think Al Davis is jealous of Dan Snyder? Time to put away the black and silver gear for another year. Randy Moss should hey traded to Dallas, now that would be entertaining.
NFC EAST
Dallas Cowboys: This will be a fun year in big D. The Tuna already won't talk to or address TO by name, their "drunken kicker" can't do kick offs, Terry Glenn is the voice of reason. They are even talking about adding Freddy Mitchell. Dallas should win the division, if they don't kill one another first. This division is going to be rough, and you might see someone win it with a 9 - 7 record. I just can't wait form Bledsoe's inevitable implosion, and TO reaction, halfway through the season. NFL, your got a reality show right here!
The New York Giants: I might eat these words, but Eli Manning might turn out to be the more succesful Manning brother. The Giants are a very solid team, and Manning continues to improve. They might take the top spot in the division. They are close and have the talent to do it.
Washington Redskins: Dan Snyder, tell me one thing. Why did you pay Randel El, as a 1st string WR, when he has never been more that a 4th stringer and kickoff returner? Gibbs has finally let go of the reins of the the offensive play calling. Again good division with abover average teams, they might all end up log jammed at the top with 9 - 7 records.
Philadelphia Eagles: Philly, you have no running back, or any any wide receivers (there is a reason he is called Todd Stinkston), you got a good tight end, you are the worst team in this division. 7 - 9 at best.
NFC SOUTH
Carolina Panthers: The analysts darling, and you wonder why? Look at this crappy division. One of two good teams in the NFC that might get into the Super Bowl, still can't compete with any AFC playoff team. Keyshawn Johnson is a very interesting addition to this team. Makes their offense less one dimensional. They shoul finish with 11+ wins.
Atlana Falcons: Unless Michael Vick changes his playing style, the Falcons will do nothing, and Vick will continue to be the next Kordell Stewart. This division is bad and they might sneak into the playoffs.
Tampa Bay: TB is a real enigma to me. They should be bad, but they might not be. How's that for decisive.
New Orleans Saints: Hey Drew Brees, Welcome to N'orleans, the Black Hole of the NFL.
NFC NORTH
Chicago Bears: This is a AWFUL division. Chicago is guaranteed 6 wins just from playing the rest of the division. Extremely good defense. No offense. Might go a few rounds in the playoffs but any team scoring 20 will beat them. With this division they might win 12.
Detrot Lions: Can the Lions finally get it together behind John 'Superchristian' Kitna? Or will it be Josh McOwn lead them to a winning season? Hell, they might have the best bunch of receivers in the league, they got a halfway decent running back and a decent defense. Perhaps the curse of Barry Sanders? They are better than the rest of the divsion, but not Chicago. They should do better than 5 - 11 of last year, but this is the Lions.
Minnesota Vikings: This is a rebuilding year, and still they might be better than the Packers.
Green Bay Packers: In statis while making their way to Pleaseretire Planet in the Brett Favre system.
NFC WEST
Seattle Seahawks: Still the best team in the NFC, but you saw last year how bad the NFC still is. You cannot beat Pittsburgh with Roethelisberger throwing up a 22 QB rating? Expect more of the same out of Seattle. They might go 14 - 2 in the NFC but lose in the Big Game.
St. Louis Rams: The best Mediocre team in the NFL.
Arizona: Might be the most improved team. Well see how long Warner lasts at the helm. Leinart for all his faults, can play the pro version of the game (at least in college). Edgerrin James will give this team and interesting wrinkle. Might finish second in the division, perhaps a 8 - 8 record.
San Francisco 49ers: Hey you still have 6 Super Bowl Titles.
I am Malach, and who the Hell would name their kid Tebucky?
Just Like An Angry Woman
Sunday, August 20, 2006
I found the lyrics! Now just need to find the MP3
Through miles of sand and bleached white dirt
They shambled on til their ankles hurtT
he buzzards sailed high overhead
Riding on currents of thick hot dread
And the sun burned their hearts like an angry woman
It scorched their souls like an angry woman
Oh, like an angry woman
And then out of the west blew a breeze of luck
Eighteen wheels on a big black truck
An angel of mercy that was wrapped in steel
With an unwashed man stinkin' up behind the wheel
And the road stretched on like an angry woman
And the cab smelled like french fries like an angry woman
Phee-yew... An angry woman (What's that smell?)
Sun dropped low down in the sky
Like a pair of pants on an urban guy
Their stomachs cried out with a rumbling roar
Til they just 'bout near couldn't walk no more
They tried to eat a cactus like an angry woman
And scorpions chased them down like an angry woman
An angry woman...
He drove fast, he drove far,
He busted them dunes in his big ole car
The buzzards fled at the sight of him
The sight of the one that they call Grim
They went over the speed limit like an angry woman
They caused property damage like an angry woman
Oh man, just like an angry woman
And here's the entire episode in two parts.
Dracula is my hero!
I am Malach and I am an Angry Woman.
Today's concert
Saturday, August 19, 2006
Well as you knew we had a concert today, I am very tired and besides I had a great time with my friends in the band, I also felt flatered with the over and over sound troubles we always get, I do understand that we are getting better at handlyng ourselves with the sound situations, but this time I guess I myself had put some hopes because we were told that it was going to be very professional and that we had nothing to worry. Well we were told to be there at 10AM so we did the sound system was being set up, we were sent to the shade to wait cause they were going to check other bands first (we knew that we were not opening so, cool) the other band showed at 12PM and they walked right in to do their sound check, they stayed there forever placing all their lap tops and complex pedals and so bla bla bla... the Activity was supposed to start at 2PM. Since the other band was never done, we decided to send some of the boys to get something to eat and while our guys were away they called us... I said wow cool we will get to do our sound check (cause since we ever play in events, they never let us do soundcheck 'cause the event planing are never on time etc etc so in our way to the stage the sound coordinator tells us "no we are not going to do sound check" but only to set our guitars on stage that he was sooooo good and he woud have all set for us in BTW the presentation of our group (less than 3 minutes) one of the band members said "oh yeah right, we are a complite band with lot of percusion and 3 guitars, a base guitar and 4 mikes,a and you will have us set up in 3 minutes?the previous band was just 4 guys, 2 guitars, 1 base guitar and 2 mikes and you took forever" the guy says oh no no nothing to worry I am the pro and there will be little difference.... our band member said, well let us trust you are the pro and I hope you do well. At the time we started playing; 2 guitars and the bass guitar had no sound and 2 mikes were not set, as always we just keep going then things improved in the middle of the song (2 mikes and the bass started sounding) then in the second song he didn't put the volume to my distorsion and the solo didn't sound and on top of that they cut us after the 2 song becuase they tried to squizze another band and the 5 songs we were told coudn't happen. Oh I got very disatisfied, but I guess it was my fault, cause I should've realize that this is an ungoing thing and maybe was not a good idea to put my heart into it the way I did. we stayed in the field for the next 2 hours and we could see that they had miscalculated the time cause the other band played over an hour, our leader then decided that we should go home, so we came back to get our instruments left on the back of the stage and there we had a constant apologizing from the event coordinators, and the sound coordinator (oh we sorry we sorry please don't go) I mean ??? well I really dream about that day we will be able to openly play w/o any inconvenient yeah certainly some day.
Back to School
It's time once again for us kids to go back to school and spare our parents before they become even more sucidal. Backpacks, folders, pens and pencils. The essential things we all need when we come back to school. But what's even more amazing is that a number of us miss returning back to school. You see, we may have 2 1/2 months to do things like go to the movies or have parties...but those are only for about a day. Then it's another week of doing nothing until one of our friends thinks "hey! why not do something?!" With school, we'll have something to do: homework, studying for tests, doing nothing till the last minute.
Of course the downside of school is that it's the United States of America's public school system which is currently shit. And the No Child Left Behind thing doesn't really help. It just lowers the standards. If high school kids can't pass a test that was meant for kids in the 7th and 8th grade then you know you got a serious problems. But to be fair the LA school district was in trouble to begin with.
We're suppose to be one of the big five, and yet the kids here are stupid. Sure some farm boy from the midwest got a perfect score on both his ACT and SAT but that's just one kid. Having all of us kids able to do that, then that would be something. Turn off the TVs! Turn off the computers! Smack the kids if you have to and crack open a book! Read stories instead of watching them. School's just around the corner and you don't know shit from last year........OHHHHHHHHHH
Back To School
Back To School
To Prove To
Dad That I'm Not A Fool
I've Got My, Luch Packed Up
My Boots Tied Tight
I Hope I Don't Get In A Fight
Ohhhh
Back To School
Back To School
Back To School
What Kind of Weirdos Visit the WoW?
According to our Search Phrase hits, some deviants.
Check it out. This is just from the past week
ezekiel eats poo - ???
man with vacuum cleaner attachment to his cock - This must have something to do with the Piper.
instruction movies love making - Wow, we are like the Joy of Sex.
angryman wants to die - That should be "Kill Angryman"
mel gibson thai hookers - I don't think we went there. Man you want to come write for us?
a bad midol moment - Teehee Teehee
do men like taking bubble baths with women - Um yes?
wanted to be fat - Piper Again
fart.party porno - Julia needs to look into this one
Project I am working on.
I am in process on a Urban Exploration article for the Hill. Here's a pic of a recent exploration.
Spooky Huh?
Pat's Tix
For a good cause.
I am Malach, and Urban Explorer.
My Brother's CD
Well since Murk is not in eh eh I will take the chance to post My brother's website with his CD called Saluden what means "Salute" well that is it.
Prometheus on the Mountain: Science in the US
Friday, August 18, 2006
As I mentioned yesterday, I've had an essay regarding this whole Intelligent Design embarrassment that we Americans can’t seem to shake (it's pretty bad when the only other industrialized nation, other than the US, that has less of its population in favor of teaching evolution in the science class is Turkey!)
It's been gathering dust since December and I decided to finally finish it and put it up in honor of the recent trouncing of the pro-ignorance members of the Kansas school board by the voters.
I didn’t post it here because it's a bit long and I don't want to push everyone else’s posts off the page. If M&M have issue with me linking to my blog instead of just posting it all here on WoW, I'll fix that.
You can find my article here.
-C.J.Owen
The Real Conspiracy
for Hobbs:
I am going on vacation and so is Mrs. Dr. Murk. Our good friends edna and bennie goodman are coming with us. The Captain is also on vacation. SpaceFarmer is dead. Piper is taking a break. So, ask yourself this:
Why would five respected members of this blog all go on vacation at the same time?
If you think it's a secret meeting you're wrong. If you think that we're all the same person, think again. You have audio evidence to the contrary (and yes, bennie goodman will be on the next podcast).
So, what's REALLY happening here?
Hobbs, take it away...
John Mark Karr confesses to killing Hitler, Elvis, and Hoffa
Karr took the opportunity, during his hastily arranged press conference, to confess to being "in the bunker" when Hilter died; but the Fuhrers death was "an accident."
The former substitute teacher also admitted that he was "in the bathroom" when Elvis overdosed and died; but the King's death was "not intentional."
Lastly, the creepy bastard admitted that he was "at the diner" when Jimmy Hoffa was abducted. Karr stated that the union boss was "mistakenly" suffocated, beaten, and dismembered.
The Denver District Attorney charged Karr with all three murders and is now begining her investigation into these admissions.
Karr's estranged ex-wife noted that he was not even born at the time of Hitler's death and a child when Hoffa and Presley died. Denver District Attorney investigators have not contacted the former Mrs. Karr or looked at a calendar.
New Murk and Malach Show
Thursday, August 17, 2006
*NEW* Show 10: Mr. Fingers *NEW* :Topics include the upcoming NFL season, funny Portuguese songs, ethnic jokes and the mailbag. Plenty of fun commercials and an interview with Joe Lieberman.
-MP3 -Real Media
An Invitation to Join the Ranks of the Autoubermenchen.
I would like to take a moment to brag.
You see, there is something I am very proud of. A trait that demonstrates, in my view, a strength of character which puts me on a different level than many of the those around me.
What is this marvelous trait? Can I heal the sick? Build great works of art? Accurately forecast the stock market?
Nope.
It’s even more superhuman than any of those things.
You see, I am a Boston driver (bare with me). I drive though the streets of madness every day, in all manner of weather and traffic. I deal with people whose level of driving skill, were it scored, could be measured in a negative number. I face the most notoriously rude, aggressive, clueless and dangerous drivers in the US.
And yet, I don’t honk my horn.
That’s right, were I to actually record the times I honked my horn this last twelve months, I would be able to tally them up on one hand, and none of them were done out of anger, but instead to warn someone who was going to hit me because they didn’t see me. (You know because actually looking in your mirrors before you switch lanes on the highway at 80mph is for wimps.)
My reason for this supreme level of self control was the realization some time ago at how asinine the horn honk has become, it’s the one socially acceptable form of tantrum throwing in pubic that is equivalent to the hysterical rage of a cranky two-year-old.
I would sit in slow traffic, or walk down the sidewalk near such traffic, and people would lay on their horn in frustration as if it were going to part the sea of vehicles like Moses.
“But that person is an asshole and I’m pissed at them!” You say.
Well, no shit. But let me clue you in on some physics. You see, a horn produces sound waves. Sound waves are our perception of vibrations through a physical medium, be they gas, fluid or solid.
Still with me?
Okay.
The funny thing about sound waves from a car horn is that they are not a LASER beam. They do not focus a tight coherent beam of your anger at the person who offended you. Nor do they courteously detour around others who happen to be in the direct line between you and the offending party and they also are incapable of stopping at the offender. They blow right past, as oblivious to the target as the target likely is to them.
In other words, you aren’t just blasting your horn at the 17 year old who cut you off, you’re blasting your horn at all the other people in earshot. And you know what? It’s just as obnoxious to them as it is to the guy who annoyed you. Even more so, because chances are the clueless whelp doesn’t give a shit about what you think of his driving, otherwise he might have been more courteous in the first place.
You are not being mature when you use your horn in anger. Horns do not undo rude behavior, they just make it more obnoxious. They don’t actually change anything. They don’t fix any problems! The guy who cut you off, will take the next turn and will never see you again. And you know what? He’s going to keep cutting people off.
Another thing, next time you are sitting in front of someone’s house to pick them up, How about this; how about you get out of your car and ring the doorbell? Or maybe the person could keep and eye out if they know you are coming. Or you could CALL them on your cell phone to privately let them know that you are there. You carry the damn thing around with you all the time, why not use it?
What, you think the entire neighborhood wants to be alerted to your presence?
People live around here! They go to work everyday just like you do, they want to be able to relax a little at home. Maybe take a nap, maybe watch some TV or play with their newborn child. Why are you being so rude as to disturb their domestic tranquility with your obnoxious behavior? Should they have to wear earplugs at home just on the off chance that you are picking up your kid’s friends for a soccer game that Saturday morning?
If someone was walking down the street with an air horn (you know, like those morons at football games use), and just blasting it at people who pissed him off, or using it instead of the doorbell when visiting a person’s house, you would think they were an intolerable asshole. Maybe even call the cops on them for disturbing the peace. And yet you do the exact same thing with your car horn every day.
I have a challenge for you. From now on, DON’T HONK. Just try it, for a couple of weeks of driving. You know what? Once you break the habit, you begin to realize how obnoxious it is when other people around you do it. You’ll begin to realize how asinine and childish the act is, and I’ll bet you will become even more resolved to not be like those rude bastards you share the road with, because you are now BETTER than them.
Join me.
A Note on Diplomacy...
Also, here is a nice little essay on creationism, education, and Kansas, titled How to Make Sure Children Are Scientifically Illiterate
ADDED NOTE: for those of you who are armchair activists, I've added a large number of petitions to my blog, ranging from political to environmental. Come check them out, and click to sign the one's you want.
Road Rage
What is it about vehicles . .
That turn your everyday ordinary person into a foul mouthed, violent, broderline homicidal maniac? What is it about the car that does this. This is something I wonder.
What is it about a hunk of steel that could turn a normally mild mannered, shy, peacenik into a profane stuntman? It has happened to all of us at one time or another. Some people become completely different people when behind the wheel taking risks, and aggressive actions they would not normally take. Why are they only like this in the car? You don't see power walking rage. Is it something about the inherant "safety" of wearing the armor of a vehicle? Is it something inherrant in the back of the human mind about how many deaths motor vehicle cause?
Case in point. I a driving down the interstate the other day, doing a respectable 75 mph in the high speed lane. I have Joe Road Rage behind me, tailgating, waving his hands, and yelling at his windsheild because I was not going fast enough for him. He was getting mad. Of course, there was a line of cars in the middle lane going 70, so I could not get out of his way. Finally he found the smallest break in that line of cars to slide in speed up, and then squeeze back out in front of me, only to get stuck behind the car in front of me who was also going 75. All this time swearing and yelling (I blew him a kiss). What was the purpose? He did not get where he was going any faster.
And yes, there are plenty of morons driving, there are plenty of morons in the world, but does that mean you should get angry at them and engange in very risky behavior? You don't walk around and threaten, swear, and cut people off walking the mall do you?
I am Malach and I am relaxed.
Wow! What a Week at WoW!
Just categories you bastards!
I am here to please the WoWees! Also for the pleasure of Dr. Murk there is this . . And for the rest of you there is this.
Catagories
Philosophy/Religion
Marriage!!! - 8/16
TRASH - 8/15
Please Leave a Message - 8/15
My Catholic 1st communion - 8/14
Entertainment/Media
Ok, a couple of things - 8/16
Hump Day Jokes!!! - 8/16
A bit of my taste - 8/15
HAHAHAHAHAHA! - 8/15
Tron in 2.5 minutes. - 8/14
The good ol' cartoons - 8/13
Babbling/Incoherent Babbling
Today's THEN and NOW. - 8/16
Change o' plans - 8/15
Fun With Snow - 8/12
WoW. I had no idea that The Angry Piper... - 8/11
Politics/Government/Conspiracies
An Important History Lesson - 8/16
What's in your mouth? - 8/15
Interesting little video on Democracy vs. Despotism - 8/11
The Gibson-Swayze Connection Explained - 8/11
Personal experiences
Concert - 8/15
Toyi War Experience Chapter 1 - 8/15
i got a story too - 8/14
So where did Malach go? - 8/14
A brief list nicknames that I was called this weekend - 8/14
How The Hell Did I Survive?
Internet issue/Tech/WoW Administration
SON OF A BITCH! - 8/15
Stupid Domain Names - 8/11
Behave - 8/10
Plugs
For The Last Freaking Time - 8/14
I am Malach and I am nothing compared to Yellow Belly Al Catelli
Marriage!!!
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Okay I got inspired by Malach blog today, talking about “Love” I want to make it a dissonance because I believe it should be, Not to long ago… well said few days ago I was meditating about how serious a marriage is, and how is overlooked by those 3 out of 4 marriages that end in divorce, oh no I don’t believe marriage problems are fixed in a week (like the show says) maybe that will be a bandage for the real monster that is growing inside or maybe is a monster that had been sleeping inside all the time. But is never too late to fix it, is always about losing the image, its all about humbling, its all about telling the truth, its all about loving, its all about being seethrough by our partner,its all about forgiving. Have you ever checked all those Hollywood stories? Yeah those in what you marry a prince with blue eyes and is forever and ever, those in what you are always carried with sweetness… Those so called “True Stories” , well that idea of love is what gets in our heads, but that is not reality.. remember its Hollywood, its just Hollywood; reality is way more rough, reality is way more unjust, reality is never perfect & is never as it was planed in your head. I remember since I was a kid, I was always told that I needed to get there someday and that was something to come for sure, one of my success points were marriage and maybe a master.. I have dreamed about it and as I dream I never see it as a failure, everything is just rose color, but no no no that is not Love love is Exactly as the vows go:
A serious Promise
Well as I kept thinking about marriage, I kept going deeper… I thought about the Vows.. so what is that little promise you make up there? I mean at the Altar? Do people overlook what they say "I Do"? no man you won't do, you have a problem and is a big one if you think marriage is to fix your issues.. no marriage is to enjoy satisfying your partner (Not you) you maybe just wanted the ceremony to be over so you could be pleased? oh C'mon this is serious. Now a days everything is all about me, oh the guy I want, the guy that understand me, the guy that is teling me I love you anytime before I ask for it, the guy that treats me as the Tale I was ever told since I was a kid.. oh how can we get blind like that and think that is what has to happen? Did we ever grew up to think like adults? did we ever got a taste of reality enough to wake up from the dream? No Love is turn the other cheeck, its self sacrifice, is to love somebody special, is live w/o expecting ANYTHING, is not be the victim, is be the helper, the hero, the giver, the pusher, isn't that what we all want to be? well think it and not only think it, hear yourself on every single word you say and evaluate how truly you mean it, how solid you were, how truly is your commitment (not only with the person, but with all the presents and God himself) and how truly is your faith that makes you remain victorious. Okay that is all.
Ok, a couple of things
Will this be the worst movie ever?
Therefore making it a must see classic? The commercials are so bad, the CGI effects atrocious, and that theme song on the website. Samuel L. will do anything for money. This is going be one of those movies that is so bad it is good. Can it even come close to Slithis?
Speaking of Great Movies.
Popeye. Saw it again recently. What a fuggin' great movie. It was Burton, before there was Burton. And Shelly Duval was born to play Olive Oyl. Something special for the WoWees.
And Check out my latest blog exeriment.
Leave a comment and critique. The first pic is from some urban exploring I did today. That article will appear at the Hill soon.
I am Malach and I need you.
Hump Day Jokes!!!
When the ark's door was closed Noah called a meeting with all the animals. "Listen up!" Noah said with a demanding voice. "There will be NO sex on this trip. All of you males take off your penis and hand it in to my sons. I will sit over there and write you a receipt. After we see land, you can get your penis back."
After about a week Mr. Rabbit stormed into his wife's cage and was very excited. "Quick!" he said, "Get on my shoulders and look out the window to see if there is any land out there!" Mrs. Rabbit got onto his shoulders, looked out the window, and said, "Sorry, no land yet." "Damn!" exclaimed Mr. Rabbit.
This went on every day until Mrs. Rabbit got fed up with him. Mrs. Rabbit asked, "What is the matter with you? You know it will rain for forty days and nights. Only after the water has drained will we be able to see land. But why are you acting so excited every day?"
"Look!", said Mr. Rabbit with a sly expression, as he held out a piece of paper, "I GOT THE HORSE'S RECEIPT!!"
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Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."
Little Johnny replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
"Oh?", replied the man. "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
"No", replied Little Johnny, "he minded his own fucking business!!"
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An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old times sake. He finds a little prostitute and goes up into the room with her, draping his sailor suit across the bed.
He's goin' at it as best he can for a guy his age and asks, "How am I doin'?"
The whore says, "Well, sailor, you're doing about three knots."
What's that?" he asks.
She says, "You're 'knot' hard, you're 'knot' in, and you're 'knot' getting your money back!"
~wicked love for all~
An Important History Lesson
(This rather long, but decent article, was sent to me by someone that lives in my town. They asked me to post it here. )
Sixty-three years ago, Nazi Germany had overrun almost all of Europe and hammered England to the verge of bankruptcy and defeat, and had sunk more than four hundred British ships in their convoys between England and America for food and war materials.
The US was in an isolationist, pacifist, mood, and most Americans and Congress wanted nothing to do with the European war, or the Asian war. Then along came Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941, and in outrage Congress unanimously declared war on Japan, and the following day on Germany, which had not attacked us.
It was a dicey thing. We had few allies. France was not an ally, the Vichy government of France aligned with its German occupiers. Germany was not an ally, it was an enemy, and Hitler intended to set up a Thousand Year Reich in Europe. Japan was not an ally; it was intent on owning and controlling all of Asia. Japan and Germany had long-term ideas of invading Canada and Mexico, and then the United States over the north and south borders, after they had settled control of Asia and Europe. America’s allies then were England, Ireland, Canada, Australia, and Russia, and that was about it. All of Europe, from Norway to Italy, except Russia in the east, was all ready under the Nazi heel.
America was not prepared for war. America had stood down most of its military after WWI and throughout the depression, at the outbreak of WWII, There were army units training with broomsticks over their shoulders because they didn’t have guns, and cars with “tank” painted on the doors because they didn’t have tanks. And a big chunk of our Navy had just been sunk and damaged at Pearl Harbor.
Britain had already gone bankrupt, saved only by the donation of $600 million in gold bullion in the Bank of England that was the property of Belgium and was given by Belgium to England to carry on the war when Belgium was overrun by Hitler. Actually, Belgium surrendered in one day, because it was unable to oppose the German invasion, and the Germans bombed Brussels into rubble the next day anyway just to prove they could. Britain has been holding out for two years already in the face of staggering shipping losses, and the near decimation of its air force in the Battle of Britain, and was saved from being overrun by Germany only because Hitler made the mistake of thinking the Brits were a relatively minor threat that could be dealt with later, and turning his attention to Russia, at a time when England was on the verge of collapse in the late summer of 1940. Russia saved America’s butt by putting up a desperate fight for two years until the US got geared up to begin hammering away at Germany. Russia lost something like 24 million people in the sieges of Stalingrad and Moscow, 90% of them from cold and starvation, mostly civilians, but more than a million soldiers. More than a million.
Had Russia surrendered, then, Hitler would have been able to focus his entire campaign against the Brits, then America, and the Nazis would have won the war.
I say this to illustrate that turning points in history are often dicey things. And we are at another one. There is a very dangerous minority in Islam that either has, or wants and may soon have, the ability to deliver small nuclear, biological, or chemical weapons, almost anywhere in the world, unless they are prevented from doing so.
The Jihadis, the militant Muslims, are basically Nazis in Kaffiyahs. They believe that Islam, a radically conservative (definitely not liberal!) form of Wahhabi Islam, should own and control the Middle East first, then Europe, then the world, and that all who do not bow to Allah should be killed, enslaved, or subjugated. They want to finish the Holocaust; destroy Israel; purge the world of Jews. This is what they say.
There is also a civil war raging in the Middle East, for the most part not a hot war, but a war of ideas. Islam is having its Inquisition and its Reformation today, but it is not yet known which will win - the Inquisition or the Reformation.
If the Inquisition wins, then the Wahhabis, the Jihads, will control the Middle East, and the OPEC oil, and the US, European, and Asian economies, the techno industrial economies, will be at the mercy of OPEC, not an OPEC dominated by the well educated and rational Saudis of today, but an OPEC dominated by the Jihadis.
You want gas in your car? You want heating oil next winter? You want jobs? You want the dollar to be worth anything? You better hope the Jihad, the Muslim Inquisition, loses, and the Islamic Reformation wins. If the Reformation movement wins, that is, the moderate Muslims who believe that Islam can respect and tolerate other religions, and live in peace with the rest of the world, and move out of the 10th century and into the 21st,
Then the troubles in the Middle East will eventually fade away, and a moderate and prosperous Middle East will emerge. We have to help the Reformation win, and to do that we have to fight the Inquisition, i.e., the Wahhabi movement, the Jihad, Al Qaeda, the Islamic terrorist movements.
We have to do it somewhere. We cannot do it nowhere. And we cannot do it everywhere at once. We have created a focal point for the battle now at the time and place of our choosing, in Iraq. Not in New York, not in London, or Paris, or Berlin, but in Iraq, where we did and are doing two very important things:
(1) We deposed Saddam Hussein. Whether Saddam Hussein was directly involved in 9/11 or not, it is undisputed that Saddam has been actively supporting the terrorist movement for decades. Saddam is a terrorist. Saddam is, or was, a weapon of mass destruction, who is responsible for the deaths of probably more than a million Iraqis and two million Iranians.
(2) We created a battle, a confrontation, a flash point, with Islamic terrorism in Iraq. We have focused the battle. We are killing bad guys there and the ones we get there we won’t have to get here, or anywhere else.
We also have a good shot at creating a democratic, peaceful Iraq, which will be a catalyst for democratic change in the rest of the Middle East, and an outpost for a stabilizing American military presence in the Middle East for as long as it is needed.
World War II, the war with the German and Japanese Nazis, really began with a “whimper” in 1928. It did not begin with Pearl Harbor. It began with the Japanese invasion of China. It was a war for fourteen years before America joined it. It officially ended in 1945 – a 17 year war – and was followed by another decade of US occupation in Germany and Japan to get those countries reconstructed and running on their own again – a 27 year war. World War II cost the United States an amount equal to approximately a full year’s GDP – adjusted for inflation, equal to about $12 trillion dollars. WWII cost America more than 400,000 killed in action, and nearly 100,000 still missing in action.
The Iraq war has, so far, cost the US about $160 billion (U.S.GDP in 2006 = 13.04 trillion dollars, which means that the IRAQ war has cost the U.S. approximately 12.5% of a full years GDP), which is roughly what 9/11 cost New York. It has also cost about 2,200 American lives, which is roughly 2/3 of the 3,000 lives that the Jihad snuffed on 9/11. But the cost of not fighting and winning WWII would have been unimaginably greater - a world now dominated by German and Japanese Nazism.
Americans have a short attention span, now, conditioned I suppose by 60 minute TV shows and 2 hour movies in which everything comes out okay. The real world is not like that. It is messy, uncertain, and sometimes bloody and ugly. Always has been, and probably always will be. The bottom line here is that we will have to deal with Islamic terrorism until we defeat it, whenever that is. It will not go away on its own. It will not go away if we ignore it. If the US can create a reasonably democratic and stable Iraq, then we have an “England” in the Middle East, a platform, from which we can work to help modernize and moderate the Middle East. The history of the world is the clash between the forces of relative civility and civilization, and the barbarians clamoring at the gates. The Iraq war is merely another battle in this ancient and never ending war. And now, for the first time ever, the barbarians are about to get nuclear weapons. Unless we prevent them. Or somebody does.
We have four options:
1. We can defeat the Jihad now, before it gets nuclear weapons.
2. We can fight the Jihad later, after it gets nuclear weapons (which may be as early as next year, if Iran’s progress on nuclear weapons is what Iran claims it is).
3. We can surrender to the Jihad and accept its dominance in the Middle East now, in Europe in the next few years or decades, and ultimately in America.
4. Or we can stand down now, and pick up the fight later when the Jihad is more widespread and better armed, perhaps after the Jihad has dominated France and Germany and maybe most of the rest of Europe. It will be more dangerous, more expensive, and much bloodier then. Yes, the Jihadis say that they look forward to an Islamic America. If you oppose this war, I hope you like the idea that your children, or grandchildren, may live in an Islamic America under the Mullahs and the Sharia, an America that resembles Iran today. We can be defeatist peace activists as anti war types seem to be, and concede, surrender, to the Jihad, or we can do whatever it takes to win this war against them. The history of the world is the history of civilizational clashes, cultural clashes.
All wars are about ideas, ideas about what society and civilization should be like, and the most determined always win. Those who are willing to be the most ruthless always win. The pacifists always lose, because the anti pacifists kill them. In the 20th century, it was Western democracy vs. communism, and before that Western democracy vs. Nazism, and before that Western democracy vs. German Imperialism.
Western democracy won, three times, but it wasn’t cheap, fun, nice, easy, or quick. Indeed, the wars against German Imperialism (WWI), Nazi Imperialism (WWII), and communist imperialism (the 40 year Cold War that included the Vietnam Battle, commonly called the Vietnam War, but itself a major battle in a larger war), covered almost the entire century.
The first major war of the 21st Century is the war between Western Judeo Christian Civilization and Wahhabi Islam. It may last a few more years, or most of this century. It will last until the Wahhabi branch of Islam fades away, or gives up its ambitions for regional and global dominance and Jihad, or until Western Civilization gives in to the Jihad. It will take time. It will not go with no hitches. This is not TV. Remember, perspective is everything, and America’s schools teach too little history for perspective to be clear, especially in the young American mind. The Cold War lasted from about 1947 at least until the Berlin Wall came down in 1989. Forty two years. Europe spent the first half of the 19th century fighting Napoleon, and from 1870 to 1945 fighting Germany. World War II began in 1928, lasted 17 years, plus a ten year occupation, and the US still has troops in Germany and Japan. WWII resulted in the death of more than 50 million people, maybe more than 100 million people, depending on which estimates you accept.
The US has taken a little more than 2,000 KIA in Iraq. The US took more than 4,000 killed in action on the morning of June 6th, 1944, the first day of the Normandy Invasion to rid Europe of Nazi Imperialism. In WWII the US averaged 2,000 KIA a week for four years. Most of the individual battles of WWII lost more Americans than the entire Iraq war has done so far But the stakes are at least as high – a world dominated by representative governments with civil rights, human rights, and personal freedoms; or a world dominated by a radical Islamic Wahhabi movement, by the Jihad, under the Mullahs and the Sharia (Islamic law). I do not understand why the American Left does not grasp this. They favor human rights, civil rights, liberty and freedom, but evidently not for Iraqis – in America, absolutely, but nowhere else. The 300,000 Iraqi bodies in mass graves in Iraq are not our problem? The US population is about twelve times that of Iraq, so let’s multiply 300,000 by twelve. What would you think if there were 3,600,000 American bodies in mass graves in America because of George Bush? Would you hope for another country to help liberate America?
Peace Activists always seem to demonstrate where it’s safe, in America. Why don’t we see Peace Activist demonstrations in Iran, Syria, Iraq, Sudan, North Korea, in the places in the world that really need peace activism the most?
The liberal mentality is supposed to favor human rights, civil rights, democracy, multiculturalism, diversity, etc., but if the Jihad wins, wherever the Jihad wins, it is the end of civil rights, human rights, democracy, multiculturalism, diversity, etc. Americans who oppose the liberation of Iraq are coming down on the side of their own worst enemy.
If the Jihad wins, it is the death of Liberalism. Everywhere the Jihad wins, it is the death of Liberalism. And American Liberals just don’t get it. Please consider passing along copies of this to students in high school, college and university as it contains information about the American past that is very meaningful TODAY – history about America that very likely is completely unknown by them (and their instructors, too).
By being denied the facts and truth of our history, they are at a decided disadvantage when it comes to reasoning and thinking through the issues of today. They are prime targets for misinformation campaigns beamed at enlisting them in causes and beliefs that are special interest agenda driven.
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