How drunk was I on Friday night?

Sunday, July 30, 2006

Well, when I woke up the next morning,
I found this on the whiteboard in my kitchen.
(click on the image to see details)

20 comments:

Things of note to look for:

Vagina Man
Satan ('angin around)
Sex is Good
The Hell Yeah Blimp
Sad Rain
The Pot Over Time Equation
Time Stamp
Graffiti Penis(s)
Hidden "M"
Please Do Not Inhale The World (a warning)
Meditating Ninja Becky

...and much, much more.

Drunk enough to ignore your family and draw on a whiteboard?

Doesn't look like you'll be criticizing Malach's paintings for a while.

Dude, please. I could vomit on my own shit and it would still look better than Maolacks paintings.

this is indeed disturbing

I wasn't there don't blame me

Toyi said...

are you sleep walking painter?

IT'S ALL MALOCKUITYES FAULT!

Malocuityes . . . is that like that thing from Star Wars . . . Metachlorians?

Christopher said...

You know she reads this blog and now you're really going to have a tough time getting through the door?

Dude, she's a woman. I'd have a tough time getting through the door anyway.

Mainly because I am so fat.

Christopher said...

Yeah, especially when she uses her magic ninjitsu karate chop to disable that fucking squak box of yours!

YEAH! AFTER SHE CUTS OFF YOUR BALLS TO COOK THEM AND ADD THEM RIGHT INTO HER CHINESE FOOD! YUM!

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Christopher said...

Ah crap... Captain Can't Work His Computer Right is back...

Anonymous said...

Asian woman soooo sexy I love her long time!

It's not my fault. Blogger is being a bitch again.

Christopher said...

It's working fine here, grandpa! Maybe you need to look in your 'Internet for FUCKING DUMMIES' book.

You mean the one that Malackaries keeps under his pillow?

Christopher said...

Wait... you sleep in Malach's bed?

Toyi said...

tooth fairy trapped in Malach pillow?

 
 
 
 
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