Cap'n Crap

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Billy Connolly is laughing at you.

...and you can't do a
fucking thing about it.

HAHAHAHA! Stapled tie + wake up!!! That's a good one.
(IDK what happened to this post, but there was no image nor HTML in the post)

This just in from C.O.N.D.I.

"Oh, lordy, lordy, it is so hot in here!"

Pokia? I hardly knowiya.
HOORAY!

The day has finally come! My Pokia has arrived.

You... you... don't have a Pokia? Wow.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Ok, here is my Pokia attached to my LG F7200 GSM Cingular Mobile Communications Unit.















This is me using my new Pokia and acting very serious: (actually, I was pretending to call The President.)















This is my desktop image on the phone itself: (which, by the way, has a classic old phone bell ringer sound as the ringtone.)









You need to be ON BALLS.

Seriously.

Get with the program.

This made me smile.





Listen to this.

I LOVE IT!

"It was to a point, where I actually had an appendix rupture because of telemarketing calls."





HEY! MALICKMYBALLS!
I bet you'll like this.

HELL YEAH!

Fini?