Comparing weird search hit phrases

Friday, July 14, 2006

The Other Day . . .
Fart Party posted something about a strange search hit phrase that brought someone to her site (BTW, good luck to Oliver and his transition to Vermont, VT is beautiful). Malach always gets weird search phrase hits, and thought he'd share some with you. These are all from the past 2 days:

go back to your home on whore island : Whore Island . . . Hmm, perhaps a good place for Fat Bug to hang out. Ron Burgundy fans invading Stool Sample Webcomics.

old fart porn xxx: OK . . . This must be the same person who visited Fart Party.

lazytown porn: I get this one at least once a week. If you are not familiar with Lazytown, click me. Yes, look around and imagine the weird Fellini-esque porn you could make with that.

where is a stool sample located: Well, I guess we are Health educators also.

cartoon orbit malach enigma zero: this will only be interesting to a few select people.

i believe it has true cinematic and artistic merit.: Most of these, I can figure out why it lead to me . . . this one, no clue.

i don't think people should do anything to be popular. but maybe within reason they can step out of their comfort zones and do things to be more 'accessible'. like taking drugs or drinking heavily to be cool: So people really put that much wording into search engines?

jesus-is-savior parody site: http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/ is one of my favorite place to hang out. You want several hours of weird reading, go there.

1 fat: It nice to see that incoherrant google babbling leads to me

std stool sample: Don't you just want to meet some of these people.

worlds biggest stool sample: It makes me wonder. I will have to check with guiness.

unbang your neighbors wife: How do you unbang someone?

julia wertz webcomic author: I will have to check if I appear higher on the search than Julia does. HAHAHAHAHA, Yep. Number one on Google.

erotic deformed: Um yeah . . . probably those nudes of Rocky Dennis I posted.

The power of the Internet! BTW, the Yankees picked up bloated psycho drunk Sydney Ponson today . . . talk about desperation.

I am Malach, wanna buy a naked pic of the Elephantman?