The Top Ten Reasons France Will Win the World Cup
10. President Jacques Chirac has offered the winning team American passports.
9. Germany is not in the final match.
8. They have finally given up on using their "Maginot Line" defense.
7. The Democrats are backing Italy.
6. I have money on France.
5. Italian midfielders are too busy trying to have sex with all the women in the arena.
4. France has not lost strong, brave athletes to wartime victories in 190 years.
3. Sissies cry and draw fouls and penalty kicks and there are no bigger sissies than the French.
2. Lance Armstrong is not playing on the Italian team.
And the number one reason France will win the World Cup:
1. Zidane!
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Top Ten Reasons Italy will win?
10. They Don't have Hitler keeping the down
9. The Mob
8. The French will surrender
7. God wants the Italians to win
6. The smell of BO and overuse of cologne will overcome the French
5. Pasta gives you more energy than crepes
4. Rocky Balboa
3. Italy is shaped like a foot, soccer is inbred in the genetics
2. The Roman Empire
1. Fabio
^ and they are cute!
wow weren't you wrong!
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