Please...

Thursday, July 06, 2006

..can someone give me a concrete reason why people are opposed to gay marriage? I am so confused as to how this could make a negative difference in anyones lives. And now, I'd like to give a hearty F.You to both Georgia (one of those southern idiot high divorce rate states), and surprisingly, one of the supposed mecca's of modern thought, New York City. To the judges, courts, and politicians of those states who reinstated a ban on gay marriage (Georgia) and who's courts stated that a 97 friggin year old law can still be valid by banning gay marriage and yet is not discrimination (New York), thanks for setting back the 'evolved mentality' of our country yet again. You are poor excuses for human beings, and I will personally come to your house and bitch slap you. And I'm not even gay. Human rights are not up for grabs, and not up to voters. I don't need some drunken couch surfing dirtball determining my rights, and neither do gay people. So, get bent, and get out. You don't deserve this country.

20 comments:

Concrete Reasons:

1. It's in the Bible
2. Many people hate gays
3. People want to have a group to hate


Yes, they are stupid, but they are more or less concrete.

Toyi said...

I really don't mind if Gay get married or not I just think Gay shouldn't put a heart on those decisions, lots of hetero live in free union and they are still happy. I really can't get a close picture of Gay bad experiences, I am not surronded by Gays in my area, here in MD is still not very out there.

Hojo said...

I'm from a red state in the south and it's a miracle I'm not steeped in good ol' down-home values. People see gays as "weird" because they aren't as steriotypically manly as most guys. It's that macho attitude that leads to a 50% divorce rate in America.

Personally, I'm not opposed to gay marriage. It's basic human rights to allow everyone the same priveleges. I's be willing to bet that gay marriages would stay together longer than the marriages of a lot of people I know.

If a man and a woman are 50% likely to screw it up and leave each other, why are the politicians "defending" that? You'll hear shitholes talking about the "sanctity" of marriage, but Americans are ruining that on a daily basis.

Murk... will you marry me?

Andy T. Nguyen said...

Prehaps Bush doesn't want to lose his Condi to another woman...or man depedning on how you look at it.

Christopher said...

Don't fall for it gay people!!! It's a trap!!!

Marriage = Slavery

I say we should abolish marriage altogether.

Give my trouser snake a contact lense and let's shine the sun like a fart in a windmill!

SpaceFarmer. Yes.

OH, MURK! YOU'VE MADE ME SO HAPPY! SLAP HAPPY! HAPPY SLAP! TIPPY TAP! PADDY WHACK! (huh?)

spacey's slapping off again, everyone

So Toyi Proposes they just live together? That is a sin is it not, straight or gay.

Gays want to marry, for the tax breaks it give you know, why should that be exclusive to heteros.

Toyi said...

lol well it doesn't matter living together in free union is a sin if according to bible just being Gay is a sin so... it doesn't matter..lol

Dr. Mantodea said...

For those who don’t understand why gays want to be married;

Other reasons why gays want marriage other than to destroy the institution for the poor oppressed heterosexuals.

1. Survivor benefits. So you have the rights to inherit from your dead partner of 40 years more than his good for nothing brother who hated him anyway.

2. Healthcare coverage.

3. The right to be your partners healthcare proxy, and thus decide if they should be hooked up to life support for 20 years or be allowed to die with dignity, over some third cousin from a thousand miles way who decides to all of a sudden make an appearance to keep his cousin alive.

4. the right to keep your children if you adopt and one of you dies, rather than the birth parent, who, despite being a heroin addict and convicted sex offender still has more legal right to the kids they havent seen tin five years than you, who raised them from infancy when you first moved in with your partner.

5. Legal proxy. So you can sign for your partner in legal contracts if they are unable to do so.

Most of that (other than the children thing) can be gotten by hiring a lawyer and paying them to write up a power of attorney, Healthcare Proxy and Last Will. All of which will cot you about $700. And still can be contested by family if they are big enough pricks.

Heterosexual couples can get that for the price it costs to go to town hall and fill out the paperwork, and it’s pretty much set in stone that no one can fuck with it.

not to mention the symbolism that actually means something to most americans. marriage is a symbol of a pledge and of love. they should have that too. Also, this is just harbinger of their rights as human beings, and of being accepted as actual people.

Time for a million "fag" march!

Christopher said...

Um, Malach... hate to break this to you, but marriage provides no tax benefit. In fact, until recently, you had to pay more in taxes after marriage. Kids are a tax break. Marriage is just FUCKING HELL!!!

Um, Dr. Manpurse... how come you no yell at Hobbs for loving symbols and having his feelings hurt? Oh wait, I forgot. You only yell at someone when their opinion isn't yours. Hobbs likes the symbolism of marriage. Yell at him. Hurt his feelings!

SpaceFarmer, it starts with a slap but ends with a tickle.

The real reason they want to be able to get married is so they can finally let their bodies go. I mean really, have you seen what kind of shape you have to be in to be a gay man? Jesus! Imagine never being able to get married and let it all go to hell. What a nightmare. The constant stress, sensible eating, and excercise - no wonder they want a marriage license.

It's just cruel to keep it from them. Shame on you, fat married America! Greedy, greedy, greedy!

uh, murk. i believe i said 'not to mention the symbolism that actually means something to most americans' to MOST american's. I did not say that was MY opinion, you misquoting little panty herder. I find marriage hysterical and silly when it isn't a living hell. but if other's want it as a right, then they should get it. just like the right to watch sports!

Dr. Mantodea said...

Dr. Merkin

Actually, I only yell at someone when their opinion is yours.

This is because I hate you, I hate you at the same time that I love you.

Now shut up and kiss me, you hot slab of bacon grease!

Anonymous said...

mmmm, bacon

Toyi said...

Gay look good the way they are, maybe because they haven't gotten married lol don't get married so you don't look physically wasted, no seriously is not a joke when we women say.. oh cute "uhm is probably gay" lol

Christopher said...

You give great Mantiss, Doc.

 
 
 
 
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