Dr. Murk's Brother Killed by Russians:
Russia's most wanted man, Chechen warlord “Shamil Basayev”, who’s real name was discovered to be Ronald Murk, has been killed in an operation by special forces, the state security chief told President Vladimir Putin on Monday.
Basayev Murk, one of the most hated men in Russia, claimed responsibility for the 2004 Beslan school attack. While it was reported that many children were killed, it is suspected that these children were exported to Dr. Robert Murk’s slave labor camps and 
forced to develop what is now known as Hill TV.
In a televised meeting with Patrushev, Putin described Basayev's death as "deserved retribution" for Beslan and other attacks. “We have yet to locate the whereabouts of Dr. Robert Murk in America, but know that we are working closely with the FBI and the CIA to locate him. I will get these children back, and I will kiss them like kittens. Cute little fuzzy kittens.”
CNN had no further comment after that last line.
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Monday, July 10, 2006
Posted by Hobbs von Wackamole at 10:27 AM
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......must.......not......post.....again............must....wait.....my......turn........
hello?
is everyone on holiday or something?
Yay! A bullshit free zone.
Bastards, you killed my brother's husband!
i thought it was your husbands brother. we all know you and murk are betrothed!
Did some of the text and comments dissapear?
I don't see what is so wrong with working with the North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes.
Murk does have a certain "Streetcar Named Desire" mystere about him.
Stelllllllaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
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