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Dog Haiku
I sound the alarm!
Paper boy—come to kill us all—
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
see more at
http://dan.drydog.com/patsyann/doghaiku.html
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- Jason Axley
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
- David Dixon
Blog poster is bored
He copies CNN page
Now we are all bored
Your Haiku sucks ass;
Do not give up your day job.
If you can call it a job.
Shut the fuck up you
Your Asian ass smells like dirt
I really hate you
Malach is the merciless
and wants to be a president
But Toyi can Care less
HAHAHAHAHAHA
"The Great Wave at Kanagawa" by Katsuskika Hokusai. One of my favorite paintings. I have a framed print of it hanging on the wall of my library.
Just consider this another useless comment from the Scottish gallery.
No shit. Where's Nessie? HUH? HUH? Ya' Scottish Bastard!
You must love The Proclaimers. I bet you know all the words to "I'm Gonna Be." Can you play that on your accordion?
Scottish do not care
for asian contest of verse
to busy drinking
Toyi cannot count;
Five, Seven, Five syllables.
Posts without regard.
True name of painting:
"Sailors know they are fucked bad."
Does not translate well.
oh shut I knew I was forgeting something about the Haiku stuff lol but I couldn't find what it was....o-0
Angry Veteran
Sucked yogurt up his nose once
It was so funny
Malach has eaten
The puss of his own pimples.
And smiled in glory.
Toyi cannot click
On embedded Haiku link
To discover rules
Toyi whines in odd
broken english while malach
still speaks juvenile
Doctor Murk once had
Sex with Donkey so Dirty
His wife still smells it
Piper plays his bags
So bad, so loud, and so long
She fucks for a break.
man hobbs your haiku sounds like one sentence broken in 3 pieces more than thre sentences as well lol
Link is twenty-four,
He still loves old Nintendo.
Poverty explained.
Toyi LOL:
Said in every post on WoW.
Break her fingers please.
nice one!
Thank you! But, I must tip my hat to you Hobbs. Your first entry, I think, is the best of any so far.
Mantodea post,
Numbers Haiku joke so bad.
Delete in disgust.
Angry Veteran is right
I love lolz
when Murk isn't around
Piper torn inside,
Loving Murk and Malach both.
His skirt is so wide.
thank you, Veteran
For your ever so kind words.
where's Murk? Suck my balls.
Murk and Malach Show
It is funny, download now
do it or die bitches
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