Lookit the Portugees Cry!
Cafe Mimo, New Bedford MA (RSS News) - Intense wailing and lementations could be heard up and down Acushnet Ave yesturday as Portugal lost to of all teams, the dreaded French. The Flag's were dropped to half staff at Medeira Feild, and several old Portuguese men were found dead, hung outside the Portuguese Consul.
"I am so sad," screamed local Portugee Manny Medieros . . . "I think I will go put another statue of the Virgin Maria on my front lawn . . . in half a bathtub. It will look so good with the ceramic donkeys" It was devestating across the city as grape vines over driveways wilted, and Fragoza's Linguica Factory imploded.
"This was the greatest thing to happen to Portugal since deodorant was introduced," said Tony Arruda in a thick portuguese accent. "No, this was the greatest World Cup Team ever, they got robbed!"
Mayor Scott Lang, visibly shaken, said at a press conference" . . . yeah, can you believe they lost . . . three in a row to the Tampa Bay (censored) Devil Rays, damn it . . . what . . . huh . . . what . . . soccer? Who gives a (censored) about soccer."
All over the city, Portuguese flags were taken down, national team shirts were shredded and mixed into the bucalhau, and moonshine stills were destroyed. A woman only known as Clotilde stated "Ahh who cares, they lost, they suck anyway, now that Zidane, that is a man! Mommy's bringing you home a new Daddy!"
It was a sad day in the city, one the we shall not recover from anytime soon.
I am Malach and I am a serious reporter.
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Thursday, July 06, 2006
Posted by Malach the Merciless at 9:36 AM
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oh C'mon is just a game... what is wrong with that picture lol you know my Mexican & Brazilian friends just let it slide, they smiled and said "Well who said there won't be a next time muahahahahhahahah".
You know easy!!
^ Oh and I mean this with their own teams, not with Portugal... lol
You should of seen the other pic in the local paper . . . a woman with a rosary, praying before the TV.
That God, everybody prays to Him for their team to win but he only let's one team win.
The French, they obviously pray better.
Nothing wrong with the report, that is directly from the RSS News Network.
I Don't think games is God's business at all!!
Then why do all these pro athlete's thank God when they win?
God is the center of any worship/complaint... the losers also ask God WHY???? lol-o
I Think God just quit long ago.
I agree, if you praise god for winning, you should blame it for losing.
just picture Abel and Cain, well there is never enogh Glory for everybody kids lol
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