Malach is a Mime
Murk is only Nine
Malach is really really Fine
Murk got spanked on his Behind
Malach wields a Baseball Bat
Murk wears a really funny Hat
Malach is the one with the funky Cat
Murk is the one who sleeps on the Mat
Malach uses a big Knife
Murk wishes I was his Wife
Malach is a flying Bird
Murk needs to go make a Turd
~fin~
Another poem about our Fearless Leaders,
Monday, July 24, 2006
Posted by Anonymous at 11:05 PM
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It's true! It's funny because it's true! Malch needs to make a turd! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Actually it is all very accurate, but is does say Murk needs to make a turd.
Best of all, this was all underwritten by a grant from the National Endowment for the Arts (NEA). Nibbles wrote that after being awarded three hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
Bravo.
Damn, I have been looking for one of those grants to do JesusMan!
Ummm, I DO believe it says MALACH needs to make a Turd.
Don't correct me. You know how I hate that!
Malach made a Turd
its you, Murk
you turd gollem you
Oooookay there, pocket blow job!
poopy, if i had a blow job in my pocket....
I was I could be as brilliant...*sigh*
I'm not messing with her.
I'll take the rest of you bubble butts down, but her???? I ain't fuckin' crazy, hoss.
sometimes, its fun to be juvenile. breaks the tension.
Mine was better.
Was NOT!
Okay, it was. This one sucked actually. KIDDING! Let's not have another person get all bugged out because Murk said something!!!
Whatever, Muzzkleslslhje
Oh! You're so cute! The way you misspell my name makes me want to cuddle wuzzle fuzzle wee we woo woo!
where's aunt ginny when you need her?
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