Its that time of year again, for all WWE fans out there to get MAX horneyness. For it is time for the $250,000 Diva Search. Where supposly 8 Women pretend to be Diva's just for the change to get 250k. The first women to be elimated, was tonight. Her name was Amy. She said in an Interview, that "I wanted this real bad." Was she telling us about the WWE Job, Prolly not. She was more then likley talking about the $250,000 prize. Below is a picture of the Diva's. I edited something that is wrong with each of them.
:( Unlike last year, All of them where Class A Whores, so they where all hot. Where here there is only 1. So... :(. The people who work in WWE have bad taste in the "Future Diva's" They picked this year. *Holds head down in shame.*
All for the Money.
Monday, July 17, 2006
Posted by Anonymous at 11:30 PM
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Don't give a fuck about wrestling...
Don't give a fuck about fake women...
Why did they eliminate Captain Flak Paperpants on the first night? He looked too much like his mon.
Yeah, but can they take a bump through a table?
I look nothing like my Mon, Much.
those aren't women! they're plasticene robots sent to enslave us all! RUN!
Shoot! You got me good. I need to watch my typos! I forgot I was dealing with a secretary.
But seriously, can those women be any uglier? Don't get me wrong, ladies. I'm not trying to give anyone an inferiority complex or nothing but damn, even the Angry Piper looks better in a skirt.
Well, they could like your Mon. That's UGLY.
Implants? hello they all have implants!!!
Yeah but can they take a bumb through a barbed wired flaming table off the top of the Hell in a Cell?
Of course they can! They are robots! Plasticene robots.
Those aren't implants, they're weapon storage units. They've got torpedos and machine guns in there.
They're on a mission to take over the world. It starts by warping the populace's view of what 'beauty' is. Then, when everyone adores them, they move in for the kill.
Yup. Those look like the women who put torpedoes in their breasts alright.
Toyi,
Um, yes. We know. We don't find them attractive. We're beyond that now.
And Hobbs,
They day I adore one of them is the day they close down Asia.
Murk, that is why you are one of God's own soldiers. You are not susceptable to these illusory visions of mind control. You are safe from their whiley ways. Of course, this makes you responsible to help in their destruction.
Gee, Hobbs, why not pump him up some more.
Yes, I will destroy them. Starting with the large breated CAPTAIN FLAK PAPERPANTS!!!
Man boobs. Man boobs! They look and smell like bananas!
Yes, Captain, You'll be useful as well. Do you feel better now?
Murk, you are twice the man I'll ever be. LITERALLY.
Hobbs... don't make me spank you... AGAIN.
ah, those soft girly hands....
nothing like the feeling of being lashed with a wet noodle...
eww, yr sweaty
I am ALWAYS sweaty.
fat, sweaty and greasy
just how i like em!
wow so in this case the smart is the one who can resist the charms and run away... oh man I believe that is only Joseph.... lol
Huh?
WHAAAAA?
Yeah Toyi, what? This has been too common from you recently.
So you mean to say if one of these "ladies" stopped you and said I like to spend the night with you ....YOU all would be like "hell no" ...right? Well I say bring it on ladies! ~giggles wickedly~
of course. Test us. Please, test us.
No, I am too committed to my wife.
oh I just get thrown by you all comments, you have become women...
WTF, Fuck, dicks, etc etc is there anything serious to say? you say all theese things and you still want to know what I mean? hell.. what do you all mean? this is crap!!
just a little bitchy infighting, Toyi. Don't be concerned
Toyi... settle down. Don't make me rb Malach's back until he bans you...
oh he can't live w/o me... I am the food of his daily basis...I am the wall were his intelligence crashes
i thought you did that for Bennie Goodman. at least, in his fantasies!
uhhh?
bennie loves you, Toyi. haven't you realized?
Toyi don't do anything, men do their stuff...
I can't say over the phone "hey I am painting" cause I can hear that silence out loud, the silence of a freaking dirty mind working.
you are scaring us again, Toyi!
what scares you? the fact that I can read "What men want?"
I hate you nibbles. Go jump in front of a train you loser.
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