We all know Malach is a statzi. . . .
And by far his favorite stat is Keyphrases. Keyphrases are phrase people type into search engines, and then links here. There were some extra funny ones today.
cleaning the smell out of a backpack - Use Vinegar. Actually it depends what is stinking. Decaying flesh, tough one to get rid of.
escorpions in arizona - Toyi bringing in our Latino readers.
how to dismount from a dragoon - Choas, you want to take this one.
nurse pregnant husband erection coma movie plot - Don't know about you, but this could be a hit.
dakota fanning foot tickle man on fire - Yeah . .. perverts.
how to recognize and avoid douchebags - By far my favorite, even funnier than DAMN! Someone stole my Thetans. So when mulling this one over . . Well, this blog could definitely show you a bunch of douchebags, now avoiding them? Don't come here.
Malach's Rant.
We (the State of Massachusetts) need Deval Patrick as governor. I will tell you why. Patrick has stated, he will take the state surplus and return it to the programs that it was cut from. I am sickof dealing with some of the crap is state services. Why does a kid, who is metally retarded, only deserves 10 hours of service when he comes out of the schools? When I was in MR services everyone got at least 30 hours. I went to a meeting today, and this poor kid and his family can only get 10 hours of services from DMR. This is is mentally retarded, his parents work full time. So now one of them needs to quit their jobs . . .
Vote Deval Patrick
I am Malach, GET IN THE OVEN!
Holy Crap, I love our stats.
Thursday, October 26, 2006
Posted by Malach the Merciless at 3:14 PM
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OMG I thought bees loved honey but looks like Escorpions do to...
Someone else wants to see if Satan is ticklish?
Duhvhal Pahtreek?
Yeah, DOOVALL PAITRIK
Winfrey - Obama in 2008!
Obama - Patrick in 2016!
Toyi's solution to Board traspasing
Patrick is the best of the available candidates. Healey is a useless Romany shill, not even worth considering. Christy is a guy with a girl’s name and thus is not allowed to win. and Grace Ross has shown a lack of intelligence by running as a Green-rainbow candidate rather than an Independent.
Green fucking Rainbow? Get the fuck out of here, you poser.
There is NO REASON to run as a fringe party candidate when you can just run as an independent, it isn’t like you have to beat Christy in a primary race if you are both independents. I’ve heard her speak and she seems reasonable enough, but picking the Loony Muppet brigade as her “party” automatically shows she is not trying to fucking win an election and thus she has NO plans to try and implement anything she says she stands for.
Now Patrick seems to be a decent enough candidate, but I’m sick of people talking about him like he is their best friend. He isn’t your best friend, you don't KNOW him, okay? You aren’t his close friend or family member. You’re a constituent. He is applying for a fucking job, and you’re deciding to hire him based on what he is presenting. Stop trying to make the guy into some kind of personal hero.
No Malach I don’t mean you, I’m talking to various liberal zombies I hear talking on the streets of Downtown Liberal McLiberalville.
Yeah I’m voting for Patrick, but I’m not going to take long hot showers with him until the wee hours of the morning. If he doesn’t do anything useful I’ll sic the cyber weasels on him without hesitation.
As Grace Ross, looks like a homely version of Elton John.
At least the voters inyour state aren't about to re-elect Arnold fucking Schwazzenager.
Jesus H. Christ.
The orgin of Choas brings in another reader...
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