Learn English Self Defense...

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

..ok, this is not youtube spam! This is a must see, simply for its bizarreness! This is a Japanese video teaching people how to learn English, but it seems to be what to say if you are mugged! Note the cheerleaders! Fantastic!

12 comments:

Cory Lidel will kill you with his plane for this.

Wow, what the hell is wrong with the Japanese?

Christopher said...

GooTube Slaves...

All your bases are belong to us.

Christopher said...

I hate to say this, but what if this wasn't a robbery????

Kinda bad advice...

Toyi said...

^ what about "espeakeng espanish plesss"

oh I tell you

OMG I felt like I lost 3:42 minutes of my life by watching that. o-0

Yeah, but now you know what to do if you get mugged . . .

TAKE ANYTHING YOU WANT!

Toyi said...

^ that sounds like I will be offering myself for a one night stand o-0 NEVER!!!!

The saddest part of this is the commentary on the United States: the perception by the Japanese that the most important phrases to learn while traveling in the US are phrases to do with being a victim of crime, instead of, say, how to order at a restaurant or greet a shopkeeper.

Toyi said...

After all I believe pretty much every Asian knows self defense in some way... they practice anything that ends in "FU"...

Christopher said...

AV...

Oh come on.

You think that video represents the vast and various attitudes of Japanese citizens toward America???

Um, no.

Law Sister went there and they LOVE America.

This was just another one of those sick Japanese Soft Core Porn Movies with all the good scenes edited out and they make you PAY to see the full 2 hour version and double bill you and screw you on the exchange rate...

'Take anything you want!' Yeah, for like $70.00.

The full lengthmovie itself wasn't bad, but the scene with the cop was a bit long and didn't have any really spectacular moments... you know, $70.00 and I want something special.

Anonymous said...

LOL! "Take anything you want!"

 
 
 
 
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