Steve Irwin... you are my PRIVATE JESUS.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

All the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You don't look at their faces
And you don't ask their names
You don't think of them as human
You don't think of them at all
You keep your mind on the money
Keeping your eyes on the cross

I'm your private Jesus, a Jesus for money
I'll do what you want me to do
I'm your private Jesus, a Jesus for money
And any old music will do

I want to make a million dollars
I wanna live out by the sea
Get stabbed in the heat by a stingray
Yeah, I guess I want to die for your animal sins
All the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You don't look at their faces
And you don't ask their names

I'm your private Jesus, a Jesus for money
I'll do what you want me to do
I'm your private Jesus, a Jesus for money
And any old music will do

6 comments:

Damn, I hope you die.

BTW, this would have been a MUCH better song to use:


Your own personal jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares
Your own personal jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone whos there

Feeling unknown
And youre all alone
Flesh and bone
By the telephone
Lift up the receiver
Ill make you a believer

Take second best
Put me to the test
Things on your chest
You need to confess
I will deliver
You know Im a forgiver

Reach out and touch faith
Reach out and touch faith
Your own personal jesus...

Feeling unknown
And youre all alone
Flesh and bone
By the telephone
Lift up the receiver
Ill make you a believer

I will deliver
You know Im a forgiver
Reach out and touch faith
Your own personal jesus
Reach out and touch faith

Anonymous said...

If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this is useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned.......Tyler

Who is this Tyler?
i do appreciate some of what he is saying (never mind what they're selling, its what you're buying), yet i'm not to sure of his inflammatory tone about WOW

Christopher said...

It's G pretending to be Tyler Durden again... weeee!!!!

I love Tyler

Toyi said...

Quit your job? lol oh Tyler if we were in your shoes...

 
 
 
 
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