I Declare a WoW Holiday

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

It is Steve Irwin Day. Let's all take a moment to pay our respects to Steve Irwin. He was a great man. He acheived far more than anyone expected considering his genetically crippling Australian genes.

He loved animals and, much like Jesus Christ (who the Captain doesn't even believe in), he love people. He made his baby dance in front of a crocodile and worse snakes on his neck.

He had nice legs and always worse that UPS outfit to support our hard working American Postal Service workers.

You Steve Irwin detractors could learn a lesson from Steve Irwin and take a few risks, like loving a man who only wanted to help animals and entertain us all. Something which you detractors have yet to do.

So, raise a pint as we send Seve Irwin into that Great G'Day od the Sothern Australian dreamland!

STEVE IRWIN DAY FOREVER!!!!!

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Malach, could you make a special post for Steve Irwin day that collects all the links we have to his death and memorialization and lock it from comments to the disrespectful haters can't spit on his grave?

How would you feel if Steve Irwin was your dad and you said that about him? Huh? Huh?

Steve Irwin Day on the Wow for the next 5 months. I will post his name at least once a week and sing his praises!!!!!!

Crikey! He was a good one!

18 comments:

Are you still home sick from work, this article sounds like it.

helpful critic said...

we think Murk is jabbing the captain again.

We like it.

Christopher said...

STEVE FUCKING IRWIN, BITCH!!!

Toyi said...

^ If Irwin was here he would get you with his almighty hands...

I loved him more than any of you. STEVE IRWIN, YOU ARE MY PRIVATE JESUS.

Great tribute, Murk!

helpful critic said...

we are beginning to notice something.
the captain seems to be a flip flopper

Toyi said...

^ HEY no offense for Granny cause she was a flip flopper, I know it, my butt knows it.

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Choas_Dragoon said...

This guy does not deserve a holiday. His stupidity finally caught up with him. End of story. I shall not greive for someone that makes a living puting himself in front of death. I respect him, but his death was bound to happen. I will not celebrate or mourn.

Christopher said...

You will celebrate. Now Go put on your jumpsuit and let's wrestle varsiry blues style!

Choas_Dragoon said...

Lol, go get some more ammo. And I want a cooler holiday. Punch a freemason is a classic. This is not.

Toyi said...

who said that we needed to mourn, not even his wife is mourning Chaos, don't make a Chaos out of yourself.

CHEWASS FUCKOON ROCKS THE WOW!

Choas_Dragoon said...

It's choas toyi, lol.

and your not using choas correctly.

Toyi said...

Oh I don't mean to by any chance, I know you get the idea...

Christopher said...

FUCK EVERYONE. I QUIT! DRINKING! NEXT WEEK!

Toyi said...

^ you remind me my friends, they say... "I will go in a diet tomorrow" and they eat like crazy the day before...

 
 
 
 
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