Now that our day of rememberance is over . . .

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Malach presents his new 9/11 theory.
Malach shocked the world on his theory about the Pentagon attacks and Flight 77. He now presents a new theory that will rock your belief systems about what is real and not real. Who is responsible for 9/11? The Muslims? Our own government? The New World Order? No.

Everyone is looking to blame Al-Qaeda, Osama Bin Laden, and fundamentalist Islam for the horrible attacks of 9/11. Malach has found evidence; that is what THEY want you to believe. Evil masterminds engineered this attack, Al-Qaeda were just the pawns on their chess board or destruction. Not just destruction of the democratic capalist system, but the destruction of humanity itself. Their fingerprints are all over this crime I tell you. They must be stopped

Who is this evil organization? Malach takes his life in intense danger by telling you this. If you never hear from me again, you know why. Spread the word the world needs to know.

The Mastermind behind the state of the world today, the 9/11 attacks, and many of the other problems of the last 500 years? Dasyatidae! Of the Kingdom: Animalia, Phylum: Chordata, Class: Chondrichthyes, Order: Rajiformes, Family: Dasyatidae . . . The Stingray!

Think about it. It bears their thoughts all over this crime. Stingrays glide through the water, planes glide through the air. Stingrays kill people, terrorist kill people. We need a new direction, a new war. The War on Dasyatidae! Our Australian bretheren have already started! Steve Irwin was just the first of many to come! Is is alleged that in 1953, the stingray built a mind control device, and began using on humans. Their experiments worked extremely well, look at their first experiment, Scientology. Now they have moved further in their cause.

So kill a Stingray today, do it for freedom! Do it for Democracy! Do it for Fun!

Another silly debate brought to you by Malach and Otis Serungis.
Many of you know, myself and Otis had a debate about who would be the better football player, Superman or Spiderman. We also had another debate. If a play is occuring on the field, and the ball suddenly deflates (not by intentional means), what happens? Does the play continue? Is the play called dead because the equipment is no longer NFL equipment?

I can see it both ways. If you lose your helmet, the play continues. But if the ball deflates it changes it's dynamics. It probably becomes harder to fumble. If some type of football official is reading this could you please chime in in the comments?

The Murk and Malach Show!
Will be recording our next episode tomorrow (Wednesday the 12th). Send us questions, and they will be read on our Mailbag segment. I already have few.

I am Malach, the master detective.