Dear Wowees

Monday, September 18, 2006

I want to make a few points. Serious points.

Malach provides some stats and stuff, but I've really done some homework and found out something that seems small, but is a huge fact. We actually do get about 300 readers a day. This is not counting bots and randoms.

Some of you just want to post and put some stuff up and whatever. But most of us like to be read, heard, seen or whatever.

How many of you have 300 people willing to read something you wrote at work. hell, I don't even know 300 people in my personal life. This ain't Google or Yahoo, but 300 people beats most college radio stations. 300 people want to hear what we have to say. Some of you read, never comment or post, but like what you see.

This blog is less than a year old. The sites that spawned it are only slightly older. Through cooperation and arguemnts and weird tidbits and hump day jokes, we have a following. It's small, but even my college band that had a record deal on the table had less than a 100 person draw.

300 people!

And it's all due to us, the commentors, contributers and our readers. Think about that.

How many of you paint or draw or write or make music or have a new philosophy you want to have people notice?

Captain calls us attention whores (and includes himself). 300 people in less than a year. The law of exponential growth dictates that if we keep at it, we might have 6000 readers by next year.

Do you love your job? Do you wish you could use your God given talents to make a living?

Malach is doing it. He's a shameless self promoter, but he has web comic artists, people who need web sites and artists begging him for a spot now.

It's not just about money. We are a generation of people from age 14 to 40 that need a voice. This is our chance for that voice. Our politics may not match up, but we discuss and yell and admit and so on.

Example: Dr. Mantodea and I knew each other many years ago and had a chance to reconnect and now see each other every month oro so and have a blast. You'd think we hate each other by what you see and read here, but we don't. Actually, we're tongue in cheek most of the time, but we're both good guys who get along.

The same with the Angry Veteran and I, and Captain SpaceFarmer and I. Malach and I are brothers for crying out loud and we disagree. But do you know what intelligent (sometimes) discourse leads to? Actual discussion, solution and agreement.

This blog was just a quick brainstorm between Malach and I. Some of you feel like we dominate the blog and make the rules up as we go along and discriminate in how we apply these rules. But... we have 300 readers. Now, you do to. You may disagree with the method, but the results are there.

What's the bottom line. We all have a voice and our opinions. So often we complain that our friends, family and loved ones don't listen to us. Well, 300 strangers are listening. If we all pass this along and encourage others to post, comment and read, that number will grow quickly.

It's very easy to dismiss what Malach has done as egoism. It's not. It's providing a voice and an audience. people want to hear you. They want to see your art. They want to hear your music. They need to know your theories.

So, if we get on your ass for buring posts, or swearing too much, or being thoughtless... it's NOT personal. It's to build a place where we, the generation with NO VOICE can come to express ourselves and showcase our talents. Where else are you going to get two guys who have dumped over $1000 into free sites just to give you the chance to be heard.

It's not an ego trip. We decided a long time ago that this is what we wanted and we've worked hard and paid US dollars to give it to you.

Thank you for your hard work in helping the WoW become a success. Now, spread the word. Bring in new members. Encourage people to read and comment. It takes half a minute to send a link.

Let's take this to the next level. I don't care what you say, I know most of you would rather write to this blog and get paid and famous than work at the Wal Mart.

Why have I even bothered to rant? Because I've heard some mean stuff about Malach and I. Okay, some of it was funny and deserved. But has Malach ever asked you to do anything? Have we ever asked for a donation? Do we even advertise? Think about it.

We wanted this for us, for you and for like minded people. Let's re-energize and bring in more to the fold.

And Dr. M... the "Wrestling shit" is bringing hits. 50 more a day. Are these the people we want here? Yes. I don't judge by people's interests. If we find one genius that loves barbed wire matches, who cares about the rest.

And let's send an APB for Joey Polanski. Go support his blog. He's a smart guy and we want him to be here when he has the time. He's more well read than I am, and maybe even more than you.

End of rant.

Murk and Malach Pordacst due out Thursday with more of this and some REALLY controversial material... (always self promote. no one else will)

Murk

26 comments:

Hear hear. I am gonna post some stats tomorrow, probably the top twenty visited articles. So new readers can reconnect. And don't forget, the technocrati search box works wonderfully.

I'm all for the stats and updates - but I don't think our 300 readers really care. Perhaps we coul djust have a monthly "contributor mass email" with this kind of info from admin?

Also, for everyone else, on every other board you belong to under whatever name, use the WoW link as your signature. Just put it out there.

If you see a post that you know others would like, copy and paste it into an email and send it to your friends, then give the link at the end of the email.

Stuff like that.

YPG said...

Wow will one day take over the world.

Toyi said...

wow I thought that Malach wasn't more than a "Monthly period Cramp" lol but maybe he is becoming a little more than that eh eh

wow thanks to the readers!!

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Anonymous said...

So, you support Joey by putting a link to the WOW under his name?
Malach, fix the link to go to Joey's page.

Christopher said...

Hey, fucking relax! I wrote the article and it was late at night. See, this is what I mean. Your tone is fucking negative towards Malach and he didn't even write the damn article.

Sorry!!!!

Next time, just say: clould you fix the link for Joey Polanski. It redirects to the wow.

Asshole. And use your real name, you fucking coward.

It was an acident.

Anonymous said...

oh, it was just a little sarcasm.
and not negative towards either of you. we all know malach fixes stuff regularly, so.....
we knew it was an accident.
one who uses sarcasm so readily shouldn't be so sensitive.

Polanski? I don't even know here, that would be rude!

Toyi said...

Don't worry Helpful Critic... even if Murk acts like a jerk, he really cares...
He just likes to hide his softness under a different attitude.

Christopher said...

Helpful Critic, one who uses sarcasm should use his or her real name. (please take the bait)

You piss me off.

You know, you're either Polanski himself or one of his cronies hence the "we".

Just let us know who you are so we can "thank" you for being "helpful".

And Toyi, shut up. You're softer than jello.

Anonymous said...

ha ha, Murk. We are none of what you have stated. bait is taken. My name is Dr. Murk. And Malach. and the Angry Piper. Angry Veteran. Hobbs von Wackamole. Dr. Mantodeah. Captian something something. We are all of you, and you are all of us. Except that dragon chaos boy. We're not him.

How about Hojo?

Anonymous said...

well, maybe we are Hojo.

Tainted~Love said...

I thought it was an great post Dr. Murk. Don't let a "helpful critic" get your panties in a bunch. We all love you bunches here!

I wish more people would write too. I thought my once a week wasn't good enough, but now I know ...people are reading. They either like it or don't. I am glad to be a part of this and I thank Mal for the invite when it started.

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Anonymous said...

Please ban us and take this whole blog down! We are too clever for our own good!

I, for one, know we are not everyone on this blog and that we are just one person that for some reason is too weak minded to post our own name and claim to be helpful when we are, in fact, bot helpful at all.

We will make this blog a living hell unless you take it down now!

helpful critic said...

And why did someone remove our comment? We love Murk, and we like this post.

Hojo said...

I...part...of...machine...

helpful critic said...

yes, hojo. we love you too.

Christopher said...

Sorry for the ban, HC, case of mistaken identity. Notice will go up soon!

Christopher said...

I mean, the delete.. not the ban. No no... no ban HC is here to save!!!!!!!!!

helpful critic said...

Murk, who do you think we are?
or, is it, you thought we were someone that none of us want?

Toyi said...

Murk...Softer than Jello? have you tried me? you like to speak by your own condition budy, fat ass is jello skiny ass (Toyi) is firm ever & always... eh eh

Christopher said...

Soft in the head, you fat ass!

Stop resisting my negative comments nad let me make fun of you dammit!

Toyi said...

to make fun of me you need to die and get up again, do you understand?

 
 
 
 
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