The Hidden Lives of Chickens

Friday, September 01, 2006


Meet our animal friend, the chicken.

Chickens are inquisitive and interesting animals who are thought to be as intelligent as cats, dogs, and even primates. When in their natural surroundings, rather than on factory farms, they form friendships and social hierarchies, recognize one another, care for their young, and enjoy a full life of dust-bathing, making nests, roosting in trees, and more.

Sadly for this noble fowl, they are also tasty. Extremely tasty; whether baked, grilled, or fried. So get to know more about your next meal!

14 comments:

I'm being sarcastic! God damn! Dip those fuckers in batter and pass me the sauce!

IT'S A CHICKEN!!!

KFC is not chicken.

Christopher said...

Thank God! I thought they'd gotten you AV!!!!

You can have my buffalo wings when you pry them from my cold, dead, HANDS.

(*thrusts spicy wings in the air*)

KFC is so chicken, that's a completely debunked urban legend; see Snopes.com.

In fact, I got me some KFC coupons for tomorrow....

Christopher said...

Eat at Popeyes.

Can I get an amen for the Popeyes chicken, people?

Is that Jenny "I have no career" Garth in the pic?

Toyi said...

Popeye is trash man, I recomend that you go to Central America and get some real "Pollo Campero" chicken.

Christopher said...

Shut up. No one is going to Central America to get southern fried chicken. They're going to Popeyes and that's the end of it.

Does "Pollo Campero" translate into "get shot at by Columbian drug lords while trying to eat your chicken?"

Toyi said...

Well there is some "Pollo Campero" here in MD and Americans love it. Yet since I know the traditional taste, "Pollo Campero " the real one from Central America beats any of the chickens I have ever tasted here in US.

Last time I came from ES I brought a box with 2 dozens for my family, after I past the aduanas there was this white boy cleaning the floor, as soonest he saw the box (which says "Pollo Cmapero" all over it), he started yelling... Hey hey stop I love Pollo, I love Pollo, I LOve that pollo... can I have a piece? he followed me for 5 minutes until I finally stopped and got him a piece. He told me that one ES guy gave him a piece few years ago and since then he spots people that carry "Pollo Campero" boxes cause he loves it. oh I am not kidding, Popeye is a pantsy about chicken taste.

Christopher said...

Popeyes is southern fried chicken. Pollo Campero may be better chicken, but it's NOT southern fried chicken. There's a difference. Sure, a steak is better than a burger, but if you want a burger, you get the best burger... not a steak. Comprende?

Toyi said...

^ oh well if the fact of being "Southern fried" is a priority over taste then there is nothing to discuss lol

Oh, and, "Amen" for Popeyes.

Christopher said...

BISCUITS!!!! They never make it home...

 
 
 
 
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