" Chuck Norris was born in 1940, after building a time machine, and siring himself. He is that badass. He is a martial arts expert, and his Roundhouse Kick to the Face can cure most diseases. We all exist because of the whims of Chuck Norris. "
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Chuck Norris
Monday, May 01, 2006
Posted by Choas_Dragoon at 4:53 PM
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There is a WLO article about this.
on the restaurant table?
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