1. Dr. Murk is not a real person.
2. Malach, everyone is cool. Don't worry.
3. I'll flame any mutha f*cka that posts here and I would expect a fight.
4. The funniest things on this blog are the ridiculous flame wars.
5. To quote Eddie Murphy quoting Richard Prior (which I was reminded of by the late SpaceFarmer): "Have a coka and a smile and shut the f*ck up.
If I were serious about any of this, I'd have a blog with my real name on it and I'd post there (just as Dr. Mantoe-fetish pointed out in an email).
Angry Vet, I'm not going to slip too far out of character and make this a love fest, but I'm not out to offend you... just to destroy you. Completely. Forever. Just like I destroyed the Generalissimo. I'm sorry if this has blurred the line between our online hatred for each other and our real life friendship. I just figured with you three thousand miles away, I could REALLY rip into without fear of you pulling a "Navy Seals" on me...
Piper, your concern for everyone's friendship is duly noted but quit being a sissy and let me destroy everyone, okay?
And Malach, go home and play with your dolls.
Buy. Seriously, buy something or leave.
But Seriously...
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
Posted by Christopher at 6:32 PM
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I like Mermaidia
She is SWEET! Plastic, but somehow still sweet!
Fuck. All. Of. You.
Except for Angry Vet. He's a sweetie. I will make him the head of my army of bionic apes when I take over this miserable nation.
And Murk?... Oh.. ho ho... Murk... The things i'm going to do to you...
Listen Mantis Bitch, you may outnumber us by the millions, but you have no brains. You don't even have the supposed "reptilian brain". You are a machine yourself. A liberal nonsense spouting machine filled with bay killing agendas and athiest and socialist ideals.
You suck sour limes and think they are nectar.
Oh, and I squashed 1000 gypsy moth ctapillars today!!! Any of them your bleeding heart friends, shitload?
Eh, I always knew I would end up as the Cyborg General who heralded the end of man's rule over the earth. At least my evil Emporer Overlord has an advanced degree.
However, I refuse to arm my bionic subordinates with that pornographic super soaker. I do have to maintain some standards in the ranks; even amongst the bionic apes.
(It's a MADhouse! MAD!!!HOUSE!!!)
I have an advanced degree too. Why won't you come join my army? We'll let you stab and stab and pinch and shock and stab anyone you want (except me).
Wow, listen to you bunch of sissies, nancing about making fun of each other. The two doctors, Dr. Nancy Murk and and Dr. Nanceodea, the Angry Nancy and the Angry Nancy. Pathetic, all of you. At Least Murk burns stuff in his spare time. Jeebus, do we need to start Fight Club or something? Do something useful, will you?
I’m thinking Hobbs is feeling neglected by us, Murk… He wants attention.
I guess his mother isn’t giving him enough lately.
Okay Hobbs, you can be a belligerent doctor too.
Useful? Like, um, masturbating to client's voices in my cubible all day like you do?
Go fuck the Jolly Green Giant. Ho ho ho! You're slimy!
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