So yesterday, in Peabody, Mass., two men, ages 19 and 21, broke into an elderly woman's home, put a blanket over her head, beat her with a hammer, held her at knifepoint and ransacked her house. Incidentally, she lived and they caught the guys. If you're inclined to read the horrific details, go here.
Here's the problem with our criminal justice system: there is currently no legal means of punishment avalable for these two fuckheads that would adequately replicate the pain, humiliation and outright terror this old woman experienced before she was able to escape her own home. Even capital punishment, illegal in Massachusetts, would be too easy.
I have a suggestion. I think the Commonwealth of Massachusetts should let me decide their punishment.
I won't disappoint.
Dear Governor Romney:
Thursday, May 25, 2006
Posted by The Angry Piper at 4:18 PM
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As long as you have something with those two having their finger nails wripped off slowly...one by one....I'd approve.
He's just looking for two guys to keep his house clean and "oil the bagpipes" at his whim. Being the Piper's domestic help and sexual playthings would certainly be a far more devious punishment than anything the Commonwealth currently has available.
Indeed. For that which lies beneath the kilt of the Angry Piper is best left undisturbed. Its non-Euclidian geometry can drive even the most sturdy of mortals mad with terror.
Or at least that’s what I saw written about him on a men’s room wall.
Surely, not the most reliable of sources, but are YOU willing the take the chance?
what about punching their balls every 5 minutes? you know hit them and wait 5 minutes so they can recover from the pain and then hit them again!!! and again and again!
Peel off their skin.
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^ Oh I've heard of that one.
It's an ancient for of chinese torture i think.
Problem, unless you want a opressive governmental regime like Saddam, capital punishment and torture do nothing to decrease crimes of this nature.
Want to get closer to home? Two gang bangers killed a guy, and shot his compadre in Downtown New Bedford 3 days ago, 2 blocks from City Hall.
Yesterday, one of the guys who did the shooting, his mother ended up shot to death in her own home.
Extra. Extra, Read all about it!
This is city is going from Compton to Sicilly in no time, more on this later in my blog. Even scarier is I just moved out of that neighborhood.
The food in New Bedford is going to have to get a LOT better before we can compare it to Sicilly.
Not if you are into Portugese food.
Cooking linguica in beer doesn't count as being the cradle of an internationally recognized type of cuisine. I mean, I like my chorico and eggs as much as the next guy, but I don't see NB being featured on the Food Network. Hell, even Fall River got props from an Emeril Lagasse special.
*BAM*
IDK how to say this but "What we plant we harvest" parents still taking too lightly that they really need to keep a close relationship with their kids so they can help them grow the right way... I beleieve this is very hard task but if I know I only carry 4 bricks I really can't finish the building I want to.
I've got it. Put them in a smallish type crate with a small sliding peephole. Every hour or so, slide the peep hole open, say "ahhhhBOOOO!" and drop a scorpion in. I call it "The Boo Box".
*note: most scorpions are not nearly venemous enough to kill you. But they sting and sting and sting and hurt like hell and make the stung area swell. I guess you could use a crab every once in a while too.
Oh, or you could play "Dr. Octopus" with them.
You tie them to a chair, put a plastic Spiderman halloween mask on them (you know, the cheap ones with the elastics?) and then you have four guys PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF THEM IN THE FACE!
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