Equal Hate Time

Friday, May 05, 2006

http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/05/05/kennedy.accident/index.html

Okay, here's you're chance to hate on a Democrat. What, no takers? You're sure he's not lying? You're sure he wasn't shitfaced like his lying murdering father, the MOB PUPPET TED KENNEDY???????

Oh fuck you! You all have no guts. You honestly all believe the Democrats are better because the TV and the websites say so, don't you?

Go on, get mad and defend him. Say he's misunderstood. Say it's not the same as starting a war under false pretenses (like Clinton did). Say he just was testing the safety features on his $100,000 car to ensure that we'd survive a similar crash. Yeah! He's fucking Superman!

Where's the outrage?

Oh, that's right. We can only be made at one side of the aisle.

People, wake the hell up. ALL POLITICIANS ARE DRUG ADDLED, CRAZY, MURDEROUS, GREEDY IGNORANT HUMAN BEINGS and most of us would spend about 15 minutes in a room with one at a party and then have to leave and throw up... except for the fact that they are politicians.

Maybe if the Dems weren't high all the time, they'd actually care enough to put a viable candidate up and win for a change.

Wife beaters...

(how fair was that? Hobbs? Dr. Tofu? Malass? AV and AP?)

8 comments:

A few observations:

1. Evidence suggests he was DUI - I don't know about D.C., but in California, the "I" can be drugs or alcohol, prescription or contraband. Kennedy just got away with a misdemeanor DUI in my book. He is lucky he didn't kill someone like Ted.

2. The police clearly acted in violation of any standard procedure and need to be reprimanded.

3. There is no $100K car. I was shocked to see a Kennedy driving an ugly used green and tan Ford Mustang convertible. Jesus. Even I had enough taste to go for the triple black.

4. This entire event shows what I learned as a DA: poor people with drug addiction go to jail, rich people with a drug addiction go to the Mayo Clinic (or Betty Ford, or some other spa like retreat).

5. Kennedy, for the sake of his own dignity and out of respect for his constituents, should resign.

The Kennedys have the same issues as the Bush's career politicians and out of touch with the common man - Wait, I just described every politician now didn't I?

One good thing:

Unlike another Democratic Member of Congress (*cough, Cynthia McKinney, *cough*) Representative Kennedy, when stopped by police, did not hit any of them.

But both, aggravatingly, did not take responsibility for their actions. McKinney blamed racism and Kennedy blames addiction.

Personal responsibility, people. Look it up.

Uhm....

anarchy now?

Something from a Wonkette comment that Murk will love:

"If you’ve ever ventured into the seamier sides of the Internet, you know there are plenty of websites devoted to detailing quasi-legal behavior, including prescription drug experimentation. On one of those sites, we found this comment, reprinted here. If you’ll recall, Kennedy’s excuse for the accident was taking Phenergan in combination with Ambien. He’s not the first to mix that particular cocktail: My wife is frequently prescribed phenergan (promethazine) for stomach problems. Through experimentation we have realized that Phenergan will potentiate nearly any drug with sedative properties(tranq, Op’s, muscle relaxants), perhaps most pleasantly when mixed with opoids.

But the reason for my post is to explain what happens to me when I mix phenergan with Ambien or Sonata (zolpidem or zaleplon). I won’t go into complete details, but I will say that in all my formative years as an avid LSD\/mushroom user, never have I had such vivid hallucinations as the first night of this mix.

2 tabs of each = 50mg prometh. plus 20mg zolpidem, at a time when my tolerance to bzp’s was low to moderate, left me in a state of total unreality. I was talking to people who were not there…apparitions sort of half in the floor, watching movies on a computer monitor that was turned off. (I mean REALLY seeing them, not just freedom from inhibition of bizarre behavior) yet this seemed to be perfectly normal to me. Whenever I would look away, someone, no, several someones, would whisper in my ear.

Shapeshifting and trails were comparable to a low level acid trip, while colorshifting and auditory hallucinations were beyond any psychedelic experience before or since.

Patrick Kennedy has chosen the “I was tripping balls” defense. But they were DOCTOR-PRESCRIBED BALLS. Do you think he’s kicking himself over that yet? It’s kinda like “someone slipped me a mickey” or “the hippies put LSD in my water.”

We’re conflicted here. We can’t figure out if it’s funnier for Kennedy to have been drunk or “in a state of total unreality” when he crashed.

In any event, we continue to salute the Capitol Police, for their vigilant work sending emails about suspicious substances and only recognizing members of Congress when they’re tripping the light fantastic."

Source: Zopiclone (Imovane) Review [sixthseal.com]

So, it seems that the Honorable Congressman from Rhode Island was, in fact, not shitfaced. He was, like, totally tripping, dude.

Christopher said...

"Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows that the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That's how it goes
Everybody knows
Everybody knows that the boat is leaking
Everybody knows that the captain lied
Everybody got this broken feeling
Like their father or their dog just died."

or more poetically, as Flava Flav said:

"Can't trus it!"

Toyi said...

politicicans are green on the outside and red from the inside, ohhh I am hungry now, I want to eat a watermelon.

yup
there's a royal family on both sides
and they all work for the same boss.
bush, kennedy, no different.
just who they pretend to cowtow too.
same puppetmaster applies

 
 
 
 
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