"(CNN) -- Tsunami warnings were issued for Fiji and New Zealand early Thursday (local time) after a massive earthquake measuring about 8.0 in magnitude shook the southern Pacific Ocean.
The quake's epicenter was about 90 miles off the coast of Tonga, according to the U.S. Geological Survey."
The U.S. Geological Survey has codenamed the Norris "Eagle Strike!" as "Earthquake" - as shown in this illustration.
Witnesses to the event report that Norris was originally just showing some fishing buddies that he could indeed hold his breath for a freedive to the bottom of the ocean floor and laugh off the alleged "pressure" at the bottom of the ocean. When Norris realized how easy this task was, he began to battle giant sharks and squid in the total blackness of the marine depths. At one point in the battle, Norris struck the ocean floor with an "Eagle Strike!" and began the events leading to this tsunami.
Norris went back to the deep sea fishing boat topside and proceeded to catch the most and largest fish of anyone on board by simply willing the fish to jump from the ocean and into his cooler.
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Should that not be a roundhouse kick to the face?
The ocean floor has no face. And, no heart either, because if it did, Norris would have ripped it out with the Eagle Claw! strike.
and also count that he is not 20 anymore, can you imagine?
Many believe that Norris is ageless and timeless at this point. Science has not been able to verify this.
At first, they couldn't get a blood sample because no syringe needle can pierce the Norris dermis. Then, even when Norris cut himself with his own teeth, the blood itself would not cooperate. Even at the platelet level, Norris cannot be held. The blood destroyed two million dollars in lab equipment before ultimately returning to Norris.
Norris is all things
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