So, some Christian Nut decided to try and destroy a porn store using a WMD he must have read about how to make on the back on a cereal box.
So…. Okay, here’s the thing; Both the Christians and the Muslims have equal inspiration for violent martyrdom in their holy texts. Though I do think the Muslims get a better deal with the whole paradise thing.. I mean your choice is either, you get to “Bask in the Glory of the Lord…playing some fuckin harp....” if you’re a Christian martyr, or “72 virgins…”. If you’re a Muslim martyr..
I know what I would choose*.
But aside from that, you have Muslims, who live in impoverished third world countries where they don’t have a pot to piss in, and yet can create homemade devices that tear through an armored vehicle.
Here in the US you have a Christian terrorist who can’t even successfully fuck up a porn store.
There is a lesson here folks. Mainly that Christians terrorist are like that kid on Beavis and Butthead who wore the Winger T-shirt. So lame that even Beavis and Butthead look cool compared to them.
Fucking lame. Richest mother fucking country on the PLANET, and this rube couldn’t make a simple Weapon of Mass Destruction massive or destructive enough to successfully take out a place that provides porn to lonely guys (like the Angry Piper).
I’m telling you, Jesus must be shaking his head in disappointment at the sheer lameness of this wannabe Soldier of Gawd. Of course, the fact that he is a terrorist in the town of friggin Waldo, should be a clue to his utter lamosity.
Jesus must be saying to himself… “Fuckin eh, man. Did these cunts listen to anything I said? I mean, I told freakin Paul, in one of dem psalms, I says; ‘Yo, dog, you gotta use ‘splosives n’ shit, if your gonna blow up assholes who don’t agree widju!’ Tha’s right!”
And where the fuck IS Waldo Florida, anyway?
*Though that clearly would SUCK if you were a female martyr and got stuck with 72 male virgins who wouldn’t be able to figure out where to put their heavenly dicks.
Who Would Jesus Bomb?
Wednesday, May 31, 2006
Posted by Dr. Mantodea at 11:24 PM
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Waddafook? I think Waldo needs some more enterprising young businesses other than porn. You need to fucking get yourself on the map before you try to tackle the internet's biggest money maker.
He didn't succeed, right? Thank God...
Jesus himself was also a "terrorist".
eh eh eh OMG! well Christians who try to do that are trying by their own justice, man, that is insane, as of what is best theory about paradise, anyone like you fall for the 72 virgins because you can't go further than what what have already experienced, is not about becoming an angel with a harp like Christians "think" either, is about something we have never seen or experienced!! so is useless to think about it; we will find out when the time comes, just be patience (but don't forget to make sure you are herebying the right place), cause hell is also present lol lol opps
If I was a female martyr I'd decide to go lesbian shortly before martyring myself.
Dr. Mantodea,
You forgot to mention that that Christians are the longest lived terrorist organis=zation in history.
Crusades and Inquistition anyone? Not to mention the "witch trials".
Only modern education has prevented Mother Church from continuing her reign of terror.
Now, I believe is Jesus Christ. I hope he comes back soon and shows the "Church" what's what.
I also believe in moct other Gods and Avatars of said Gods.
The power of the message lends to human stupidity and interpretation for personal gain. If there were no power there, the vultures would never have descended...
^ Toyi claps at Dr. Murk, best thing I have ever heard from you so far lol
Well I don’t think the modern lame-ass Christians in Waldo can take credit for the superior violent tendencies of their predecessors.
Now, the counter to this lameness is that guy who bombed the Olympics, those gay nightclubs and abortion clinics, then hid in the mountains for a few years. I think his name was Rudolph or something.*
He was a real soldier of God. He knew his shit. 72 virgins would be waiting for him if he chose the right religion.
And the modern education argument doesn’t work in this case because the Lame Waldo Terrorist had the same intent as any other terrorist, he just sucked at the execution.
*I think if I grew up with that name I’d be scarred enough to plant a bomb or two myself.
Just a thought ....you don't have to be a lonely male to LOVE porn. ~wicked grins~
I MEANT that modern education has taught most of US not to kill or accept killing for our religion.
Us being, like just us on this blog, maybe. :)
Toyi, um, it's the same thing I've been saying all along. I know English is not your primary language and I think that maybe this is why you think that your view of things is so different from mine.
Well, that and the fact that just because I believe in Jesus doesn't mean I feel like other religions are invalid. Quite the contrary. Most religions are the same.
I also believe in Buddha. He was a historical figure that taught much the same as Christ did. I don't WORHIP him, because he said not to. Then again... so did Jesus.
And Mohammed, he said to worship God only.
This is true, I don’t kill for my religion. I just kill other people for theirs.
Oh... that was my outside voice, wasn't it?
never mind.
^ well of course OT is about Isarael killing others, but not after Jesus Crist came, killing came to be obsolete, hello who is still living in the OT? just the critics are uhmm oh and some religions are too, that is why religion sucks because they put down the name of God most of the times.
oh and one more thing... 1st of all I will not refer to it as "religions" but as "Different ideologies has well, yeah they all promote peace and stuff but the only ideology that has an "anatema" is Christ's and is what marks the difference... you should notice just go step on a bank in the middle of a park and yell "Jesus Christ" and just sit and watch how everybody around you gets craps lol
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