I'll see your Hoff, and raise you one Travolta

Friday, September 01, 2006


John Travolta, and many other American male television and movie stars, is gay. The Angry Veteran wishes these guys didn't have to hide their sexuality and marry beards.

I'm looking at you, Nicole Kidman.

Anyway, I hope this photo is enough for Travolta to come out, set a good example for other stars in the closet, and have him renounce that damn Scientology.

You cannot "stress test" the gay out of you. I don't care how much L. Ron you read or how many times you are "cleansed" - you are going to be sexually attracted to whoever you find sexually attractive.

It's our fucked up puritanical sexphobic society's fault that these guys need to go into hiding. And some, like Tom Cruise, then end up overcompensating to hide it so much that they make an ass of themselves.

So, as a member of society, I say: give that guy a big kiss. Do it on the front page of the times. And if people have a problem with that, then that's exactly what it is: their problem, not yours.

13 comments:

HELL YEAH!


This needs to be discussed during Spacefarmer's SEXATHON!

Toyi said...

oh how lovely!!

It is funny with hope open and accepted homosexuality is guys like Travolta and cruise go that extra mile to convince the world they are straight.

ok, i have to say it.
that guy looks a hellofa lot like Dr. Murk.

Relax, Murk. I know its not YOU. it just looks like you.

Here Here, AV. A very good post.

That is an uncanny resemblance to our favorite foil.

Eerie.

Christopher said...

Guys... If I had that body, I WOULD be kissing Travolta and taking a ride on his pink aeroplane.

Quite frankly, it would all be worth it to see the famed "Travolta Orgasm Face".

No no, don't wince. Think of his normal goofy look, add the sweaty brow and that sigh of relief as he dropped a white T bomb on your chin and you've got it!

Now, go back and play footsie with the amateurs, kids.

The Angry Piper said...

I am attracted to YOU, AV.

Will you caress me and kiss me like you used to?

I concur it look like a 18 year old Murk

Wow, it's a toss up, whose post is more disturbing to me, Murk or AP?

I have to call it a tie.

Christopher said...

Well, if you want a toss up, why not watch Travolta toss up him man yogurt? Then, you'll know, as you watch the Secret Elmer's flow down his knuckles, that my poss was definitely more disturbing.

*shudder*

Winner, by technical knockout, Doctor Robert James Muuuuuuuuuurrrrrrkkkkk.

(crowd claps through vomit)

Christopher said...

*bows*

Dr. Jen said...

Noone thought he was gay after Saturday Night Fever?

 
 
 
 
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