Dr. Robert J. Murk has been asked to step in temporarily as the ninth planet of our solar system. Despite being clearly undersized at 5'10" and only 210 lbs, the world famous psychologist accepted this ardous task. He has requested that all concerned parties refer to him as PLANET MURK for the time being, and he invites everyone to come visit. Nude swimming is encourage.
PLANET MURK will continue in his role as the 9th planet until a suitable replacememt is found, or until Pluto gets out of rehab.
It's Back To 9 Planets Now
Thursday, August 24, 2006
Posted by Christopher at 3:40 PM
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MY EYES!!!!
ALL HAIL PLANET MURK!
You should have replaced Uranus, hardy har har.
This makes sense since his ego is so fucking massive that it produces its own gavity well.
FEEL THE MASSIVE GAVITY PULL OF MY FAGGOTTY EGO ON YOUR FAT ASS DR MANTOOTH!!!!
Faggotty ego?
faggotty?
And you have seen my ass and you damn well it is not fat, but pert and well toned.
TRANSMUTE TRANSVESTITES! END OF TRANNY TRANSMISSION.
Okay, easy now PLANET MURK. You're making us look stupid.
I fucked planet murk.
You fucked a tranny planny?
yup.
Thankfully, Planet Murk has only one moon.
WITH A GIANT CRATER AND A HUGE CANYOUN AND BROWN SOIL AND A FOUL SULFUROUS ATMOSPHERE AND KLINGONS!
Uhm......
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right.
I like the Nude Swimming ...can I build me a house on Planet Murk now? With a swimming pool? ~grins~
YOU CAN USE MY BELLY BUTTON AS YOUR NUDE SWIMMING POOL. FORMED HUNDERS OF THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, THIS BELLY BUTTON IS THE LINGERING AFTER EFFECT OF A HUGE ASTEROID COLLISION WITH PLANET MURK. SCIENTISTS ARE STILL GAGGED AND BOUND OVER THE ISSUE.
PLANET MURK IS NOT A TOY.
OMG Cap, and Pluto is a small planet is that all you could get? lol
Sorry I just couldn't resist.
fuck.
If I had a dollar eveytime the Cap'n used the F word . . . you got to come up with some new profanity.
Is that another Malach rule?
Yeah, the Cap'n swears too much. Ban him? Just for a week?
That ought to teach him a fucking lesson! HA! SHIT! Sorry. FUCK!
Oh, fuck fuck fuck me and fuck my fucking fuck and ban me my mo fuckity fuckbags.
I'm a big gay fatass planet! Smell my shitty bum!
He does smell. Trust me, I know.
Like roses.
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