Star Fuggin' Power

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Check this list out.
This list is the top 100 actors/actress who have earned Hollywood the most money. Basically this takes all the movies they have been in, what those movies have earned and who was in the movies crossreferenced. For example Tom Cruise is 6th on the list, he has been in 31 movies which have earned just over $3 billon. I am reprinting the top 5 for you below.

1 Frank Welker; 89 movies; $4,700,019,333 total box office; $52,809,206 average box office.
2 Samuel L. Jackson; 67; $3,834,781,567, $57,235,546
3 Tom Hanks; 36; $3,330,300,015; $92,508,334
4 Harrison Ford; 34; $3,304,872,666; $97,202,137
5 James Earl Jones; 45; $3,135,775,614; $69,683,903

And who leads this crew? Frank Fuggin' Welker. Now some of you are asking me, "Malach who the Hell is Frank Welker?". Well Welker is most famous as Fred Jones, the intrepid leader of Mystery Inc, of Scooby Doo Fame. He has played Fred in just about every appearance since 1969. He has also played Scooby Doo, since the original voice of Scooby died in 1997 (except for a couple of really bad straight to video scooby episodes). He has done voice work in so much stuff, it is mind boggling. The Jetsons, Megatron and several other Transformers (and supposedly in the new movie), Futurama, Family Guy, The Star Trek Movies (he was Spock's Scream in ST:III), Aladdin and a plethora of other Disney Movies, Spawn, Species, Stargate, Video Games, and alomost every animated feature on TV today; he is credited with "special voice effects" in so many movies it is incredible. He beats Tom Hanks, Tom Cruise, Julie Roberts, even the voice of Darth Vader.

So if you want you film to make money, hire Frank Welker. $5 billion!

I am Malach, and Hey gang a clue!