John Mark Karr confesses to killing Hitler, Elvis, and Hoffa

Friday, August 18, 2006

Karr took the opportunity, during his hastily arranged press conference, to confess to being "in the bunker" when Hilter died; but the Fuhrers death was "an accident."

The former substitute teacher also admitted that he was "in the bathroom" when Elvis overdosed and died; but the King's death was "not intentional."

Lastly, the creepy bastard admitted that he was "at the diner" when Jimmy Hoffa was abducted. Karr stated that the union boss was "mistakenly" suffocated, beaten, and dismembered.

The Denver District Attorney charged Karr with all three murders and is now begining her investigation into these admissions.

Karr's estranged ex-wife noted that he was not even born at the time of Hitler's death and a child when Hoffa and Presley died. Denver District Attorney investigators have not contacted the former Mrs. Karr or looked at a calendar.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I see dead people...

right before they die...

Christopher said...

Why do they both have 2 names?

seriously. thanks for posting this. seems all to convenient that this guy comes out ten years later, blah blah. I'm thinking he just wants media attention.

Toyi said...

oh well maybe he was never a psyco, guilt can kill... you know.

I agree, this seems quite fishy to me.

so, first on CNN it says that he knew details that were never released, but then it says that he is stating things differently than the evidence shows.
plus, the whole thing with his wife....

Toyi said...

but then why he would come 10 years later? and tell he did it!!
definetly they were not going to release details, that could ruin the investigation after all.

You don't go public on some loonies confession. You wait until the fucking DNA test comes back from the lab or you have some other hard evidence? Anyone put him at the scene? Or even in the state? Ever? I had more evidence before I charged a bloody DUI than they seem to have on this one. Does anyone in the Denver DA's office know how to investigate and prosecute a criminal case? Is it amateur hour or what?

 
 
 
 
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