Help is needed my WoW brothers and sisters!

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Help Angry Veteran, your my only hope.
Julia Wertz, creator of one of Malach's favorite webcomics, Fart Party will be having housing issues come next week. If they lived Malach Standard Time, I would have a place for them, but they don't.

Can some give some help to these eccentric funny little vagabonds? They seem like they would make fun roomates.

You could always exploit their talent for rent (that's what Malach would do). So you Left Coasters, especially those in 49er territory, open your hearts, your wallets, and your fridges. God will give you a free pass.

I am Malach and I did a good deed today.

21 comments:

I'm sorry I can't help out. Finding an apartment in SF is a huge pain. What the city needs is more high rise residential development and an increase in availalbe units, thereby driving rents down. But SF is making th esame mistake NYC did: making historical zones, limiting development, and keeping rent control laws. You can't fight the market.

My only advice is craig's list and a ride out to Oakland. Good luck.

So she can move in tommorrow? Hey btw, Julia just accepted a WoW invite, shit's gonna hit the fan now! Gotta update the links!

Christopher said...

Typical Angry Veteran... tells everyone how to save the world, but won't even take in some homeless junkie with a 24 pack of crayola art pencils and an aparent case of flatulence... you are evil and you suck, Angry Veteran.

Show us that caring liberal heart and take the streetwalker, crackpipe and all, and perhaps we will all respect you again.

Hey, Leave the AV alone, he's a Veteran, and you know the kind of crap he's gotta put up with now. He might be homeless soon.

The Fart Party said...

junkie? crackpipe? flatulence?
no sir, none of the above. Just two kids with crayola crayons lookin' for a home.
and, angry veteran, while SF's politics perpetuate the problem, I actually happen to support them. I'm all for keeping historical zones clean of apartments, limiting developement and keeping rent control laws. Many of my friends have apartments only because of rent control, and frankly, I do not want to live in a city that is wall to wall high rise buildings with no parks or otherwise undeveloped land. They need to work with the empty structures already there, by rebuilding them and turning them into apartments AND LETTING ME HAVE ONE GODDAMMIT.

High rises don't destroy urban green areas, they help protect them. In a city you need to build up in order to avoid sprawl (see, Houston). Rent control is no good because it creates a disincentive for builders to build more apartments. More supply equals a lower price. You tear down the abandoned building and build a residential high rise. You increase the capacity of your public transportation. You create a livable, green city. Living in cities is the most enviromentally viable alternative. Sprawl brings highways and traffic, you lose a lot more greenspace to asphalt and strip malls in the suburbs than you do to urban renewal.

But hey, I'm no city planner and no one in this city would listen even if I was.

Christopher said...

Methinks I sense a bit of denial... I just read all of your comics in one sitting and found no less than 12 crack pipe references.

Anyone who doesn't believe me is free to do their own research. Fart Party was filmed at a crack house full of crack junkies with gas.

It's undeniable fact.

I looked it up.

Say... are you on wikipedia?

Christopher said...

Oh, and don't listen to angry veteran or malach. They just want your money.

Malach doesn't want your money.

The Fart Party said...

oh, don't worry, I don't listen to anyone. Here's my alternative for green living: http://www.flickr.com/photos/penelopeboner/145699957/

it's my dad's house in Arizona. And no, I'm not on wikipedia. I'd say feel free to make an article for me, but you'd fill it with nonsense about crack pipes.

Looks like Arizona south of Tuscon, out near Sierra Vista or Bisbee or something. Is it in that area?

Murk, but wasn't the comic funny as hell? Yeah, Fart Party has the same issues as JesusMan! with the Wikinazis . . . "It's not relevant" . . . But a business listing for Citgo Oil is.

Christopher said...

Crackpipes aren't nonsense! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S NONSENSE!!! Wait, uh... can people be nonsense?

At least I read your comic.

Your fans want crackpipes. Give them what they want!

The Fart Party said...

AV- it's 20 minutes from bisbee, good eye. And Dr, while I'm proud to be full of nonsense, I find crack pipes to be of the late 90's sense of humor when pirates and monkeys were at the height of funniness. Haven't you heard? it's all about ass pirates and bears now.

Ah, Bisbee. End point of the Mule Mountain Marathon, right? What is the name of that amazing four star restaurant there? That was some good steak.

Well, if you have to regroup out in Arizona, Bisbee is a good place to do it. My heart goes out to you about the heat, though. Whew, July and August is no joke out there.

Wow, add a primitive nonsense webcomic creator and we have a party now. Welcome to the blog, the only one you really have to watch out for is bennie goodman, he's insane.

Christopher said...

SHIT!

I knew it was the bears. I knew it!!! Even when it was the immigrants, I knew it was the bears!

Ass Pirates. Hmmm. Buried treasure, booty, hook for a hand, parrot, CHECK!

I'm in. All in.

Wait, I get to be the driver, right?

Toyi said...

oh Malach you white trash saying you did a good did lol


uhm no I don't have a place, but I will pray so they can find something very soon.

White Trash is probably a term that least describes Malach, you can do better than that.

Toyi said...

you call yourself "white trash" so I truly believe you love it...that is it.

TwistedDarkness said...

Welcome to WoW. ^_^

 
 
 
 
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