While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found an unusually and ancient bottle in the sand and picked it up. In the process of rescuing it from the sand, one of his hands rushed against its side, and before he knew it, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
"You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything," barked Bin Laden.
The shocked genie replied, "Please, I must grant you a wish, or I will be returned to that bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and answered, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you now!"
The annoyed genie whispered, "So be it!" and disappeared.
The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance !
3 comments:
Our resident commedienne strikes again, it must be Wednesday.
eh eh eh eh that was funny lol
Hump Day at that! ~giggles~
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