Help a Malach

Friday, June 09, 2006

We are all familer with Malach saying "I am Malach, something here" at the end of his post. But latley these have been boring. So lets help Malach out shall we? Just post ideas for him here.

Example: I am Malach, I am happy and I know it so I will clap my hands.

10 comments:

What am I here for your amusement?

Christopher said...

I am Malach, and I am here for your amusement.

or

I am Malach, and you can have deez... DEEZ NUTS!in your MOUTH!

Save a horse ride a Malach.

The Angry Piper said...

"I am Malach, and I am gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide."

Hojo said...

I found the "I am Malach, smoke 'em if you got 'em" to be quite funny.

"I am Malach, and I suck the puss out of my zits."

"I am Malach, and I mark my territory by spraying mucous."

"I am Malach, and I have fashioned a mighty fallus of snow and ice."

Christopher said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Okay, AV, I put my vendetta against you on hold for one week for that one.

Naw, you're just too liberal and must die now...

"I am Malach and I know what the hokie pokie is all about."

"I am Malach and my testi's are not the same size."

"I am Malach and you have a booger hanging out your nostril."

"I am Malach and my flatulance is irritating Mrs. Malach."

"I am Malach and I snort like a jack-ass."

"I am Malach and I sound like Ray Ramano."

"I am Malach and I am king of procrastination."

"I am Malach and I am going to TAGWORLD."

Alright...I'm out of lame ideas for now. Sorry for the suck-in-a-bad-way factor.

Toyi said...

I am Malach and I am the ball knocker!

Okay just a little nice one on my behalf, I will lent you my name once. lol

TwistedDarkness said...

I am Malach, giving birth to babies.

 
 
 
 
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