Ten Top Indicators That Your Employer Has Changed to a Cheaper Health Care Plan:
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your Doctor's office include, "Take a left When you enter the trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "An apple a day."
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out of network Charges," is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on Them.
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on Them.
And the Number One Sign You've Joined a Very Cheap Health Care Plan:
(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct tape.
11 comments:
Ahh, see, Malach's universal health care plan will solve all of this!
LOL, that's what I thought too!
Viagra? Hump day? Indeed.
What about birth control...not that I'm having sex. I'm still a virgin, ya know?
Birth Control, Abortion, and Suicide will all be covered in the M&M Health Plan.
You also forgot, When your PCP says "Your insurance is what? Never heard of it."
oh that is why I pay my own plan! lol
Pay your own plan, what are you made of money?
Malach. I don't talk to PCP. I just smoke it.
Made of money? lol I believe I am just a single person. lol
I just ask as the last time I was unemployed, a family medical plan through Blue Cross was close to $1200 per month.
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