Welcome to the Red Robot (RR) Blue Android (BA) Radio Talk Show!
RR: And would like to start by reporting that Abu Musab al-Zarqawi was killed today by American Patriots over in Iraq, fighting to keep this country free, from terrrorism. The War is coming to a close, remember it is always "darkest before the light". I wonder what my Liberal Baby Killing Treasonous partner has to say to that!
BA: Well as my Warmongering Out of Touch partner covienently left out, killing one terrorist will not stop this war, a war that has killed almost 3000 american soldiers and tens of thousand innocent Iraqis, a war started on false pretenses, a war to control oil. Is that not right you money grubbing bastard.
RR: How can you say that this war was not the right this for this country. Look how much this country is better off? We are safer, have more jobs, and we are the most respected country on the face of the earth. Bush has given you tax cuts, the interest rates are lower than they have ever been, the stock market is at it highest rates in 15 years, all owed to the man in the Oval Office! Remeber 9/11!
BA: But what about the poor people, the middle CLAS who are hurting, the DeficIt, the loss of freedoms? More jobs? Where? And what about Afghanistan, and the rest of the world who hatEs us?
RR: WHAT! THAT'S STUPID LIBERAL PROPOGANDA. YOUR JUST STUPID AND DON'T KNOW THE ISSUES. IF YOUR HERO GORE WAS PRESIDENT WHERE WOULD WE BE NOW!
BA: NO YOUR STUPID. WE'RE GETTING OUR YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN KILLED FOR NO GOOD REASON! WE HAVE TURNED OUR BACK ON HUMAN AND CIVIL RIGHTS! PEOPLE ARE SWAMPED IN DEBT! WERE KILLING THE ENVIRONMENT!
RR: Swamped in debt? Tell those idiots to get a better job, or don't use their credit cards. Hey they got Tax cuts!
BA: HOW RED? Our Education system is a joke, No Child Left Behind doesn't work, and minimum wage ---
RR: DIRTY COMMIE PINKO, WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE A WELFARE STATE CAUSE PEOPLE ARE TO LAZY TO LIVE OUT THE AMERICAN DRE - - -
BA: SHUT UP YOU FAT CAT ROBBER BARON. THE ONLY WAY TO GET AHEAD IS TO GO RISK YOUR LIFE IN THE MILITARY - - -
RR: FIGHT FOR FREEDOM! WHAT ARE YOU A TURN COAT? YOU JUDAS!
BA: Ok Red, you send your 18 year old off to Iraq, take him out of his exclusive prep school - - -
RR: HEY I LIVED THE AMERICAN DREAM! I SUPPORT OUR TROOPS! THERE THERE SO MY KIDS DON'T HAVE TO BE! 911! 911! 911! - --
BA: THE MISSION IS COMPLET, SADDAM IS GONE- -
RR: So what we just leave? We abandon the Iraqi people to the terrorist?
BA: YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THE WAR ON TERROR IS UNWINNABLE, HOW MANY MORE YOUNG ME AND WOMEN NEED TO DIE NEEDLESSLY -- - -
RR: NEEDLESSLY? 911! 911! 911! - - -
I am Malach, here to entertain you!
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