BREAKING BOSTON WoW NEWS!

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Turner Broadcasting issued an apology for causing today's series of bomb scares throughout Boston.

A statement emailed to the Globe from Turner Broadcasting said: "The 'packages' in question are magnetic lights that pose no danger. They are part of an outdoor marketing campaign in 10 cities in support of Adult Swim’s animated television show Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

They have been in place for two to three weeks in Boston, New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Atlanta, Seattle, Portland, Austin, San Francisco, and Philadelphia.

Parent company Turner Broadcasting is in contact with local and federal law enforcement on the exact locations of the billboards. We regret that they were mistakenly thought to pose any danger."

Click here to read more details of this breaking "I shit you not" story.

5 comments:

I was hoping they were advertisements for "PostSecret."

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Anonymous said...

Request not granted for deletion. Our race is hundreds of years beyond yours. Some would say that the Earth is our moon. But that would belittle the name of our moon, which is: The Moon.

Anonymous said...

Yea the MOON!

paranoia is an amazing thing

 
 
 
 
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