OMG!
It's Mel Gibson's birthday!
We almost forgot!
How excited are you?
Totally excited?
HELL YEAH YOU ARE!
Here are some gift suggestions for Mel:
- Annual Subscription to "Killin' Jews for Jesus!"
- One freshly sacrificed Mayan female child!
- Schindler's List Special Edition on DVD to add to his impressive comedy collection!
- Big Bad Blackie in a Boo Box!
- An autographed picture of "The Angry Ass!"
- Polycom Video-conferencing System for his Mago Island private retreat in the South Pacific so he can remotely participate in his Bipolar Disorder Anonymous Meetings!
- Battery powered portable neon crucifix (with self-leveling laser pointer and featuring the voice of Charles Bronson as God!)
- The Ghost of Adolph Hitler!
- Porn movies overdubbed with audio from The Three Stooges!
- A glass of hot fat and the head of Alfredo Garcia!
8 comments:
Have you ever seen the show Assy McGhee?
Yes. They totally stole the idea from my original Amazing Office Battles.
How many candles should we put on Mel's Kike... I mean CAKE!!!
And Kappy's... the only liquor store with their own brand of beer. 6 bucks a case.
I used to drink a lot in a lot of places.
I want that porn.
I want to go to Leominster lol
Oh, those are brithday candles? I thought it was a Menorah.
We'll meet half way - It's for an eight-year-old Jewish boy.
What if we have his Interceptor pimped out by XZIBIT and the West Coast Customs team? Ooooor, we could give Chip Foose a call and have his Pursuit Special "Overhauled"!
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