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Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Lucas: 4th 'Indiana Jones' to shoot in 2007
"Holy Flip Flap Flying Fuckballs" says Cap'n Flak!

BEVERLY HILLS, California -- George Lucas said Friday that filming of the long-awaited "Indiana Jones" movie will begin in 2007. And there was much rejoicing.

Harrison Ford, who appeared in the three earlier flicks, the last one coming in 1989, is set to star again. Lucas said he and Steven Spielberg recently finalized the script for the film.

"It's going to be fantastic. It's going to be the best one yet," the 62-year-old filmmaker told The WoW on Monday.

Exact film locations have not been decided yet, but Lucas said part of the movie will be shot in Los Angeles.

"George, Harrison and I are all very excited," Spielberg told several WoWees at The WoW's Exclusive New Years Celebration at The Palatial Murk Estates in South Eastern Massachusetts.

"We feel that the script was well worth the wait. We hope it delivers everything you'd expect from our history with Indiana Jones."

In a statement, the 64-year-old Ford said he was ready for another turn as the globe-trotting archaeologist. "I'm delighted to be back in business with my old friends," he said. "I don't know if the pants still fit, but I know the hat will."

The fourth chapter of the "Indiana Jones" saga, which will hit theaters in May 2008, has been in development for over a decade with several screenwriters taking a crack at the script, but it only recently gained momentum. Lucas kept mum about the plot, but said that the latest action flick will be a "character piece" that will include "very interesting mysteries."

"I think it's going to be really cool," Lucas said. "Way cooler than a heart broken Darth Vader stumbling forward like a bumbling idiot and screaming "PADME!"

Ford played Indiana Jones in 1981's "Raiders of the Lost Ark," 1984's "Temple of Doom" and 1989's "The Last Crusade." And, I mean, DAMN, he is one hot bitch.

But, what else does Lucas have on tap?

  • Star Wars Episode VII: Return of the Shitty Actors
  • Captain EO Goes to Pedophilia Prision
  • Howard The Duck Part II
  • European Graffiti
  • The Jar Jar Binks Daytime Talk Show
  • Baron Papanoida Presents
  • Yoda Meets The Matrix
  • THX1138 in the Land of Oz

8 comments:

"It's going to be fantastic. It's going to be the best one yet,"

Yeah Lucas said that two about the last few Star Wars movies.

BTW is it just me, but I would watch a Jar Jar Binks talk show.

Anonymous said...

MESA LIKING YOUS.

I would kill for a Howard the Duck sequel

Christopher said...

I would kill.

No real reason.

NOICE

Toyi said...

Are they going to use the same girl too? lol (just being sarcastic) you see how women are ditched after they hit certain age..

What about the same crocs?

oh this is still men's world. o-0

We prefer the term MANTOWN.

Christopher said...

You learn to shut up, in MANTOWN.

 
 
 
 
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