Ten Things You Didn't Know About Mr. Tooserious

Thursday, January 11, 2007

1. Every time he wakes up in the morning, he starts yelling, "Oh, my God! Where the hell am I?!" and proceeds to run around the room for a few minutes.
   
2. The first time he heard the powerful blast from his double barreled shotgun, it damn near made him piss his pants.
3. He doesn't just play post apocalyptic role playing games, he fucking lives them, man.
   
4. If it were sociably acceptable, he would drape himself in velvet.
5. His hilarious alter ego's classic motto is "if she is like a dog, we do it on the paper."
6. His favorite color is "extra rare beef steak red."
7. In college, he was arrested three times for running a complex black market goods operation out of his 5th floor dorm room.
   
8. Not only is "Howard The Duck" one of his all time favorite movies, it's his religion.
9. When he appeared on 1997's The Third Option television talk show, he inadvertently revealed that NASA's ALH 84001 meteorite, thought to contain evidence of primitive life-forms on Mars, actually came from his back yard.
10. He's really not that serious at all.

BONUS FACT: His family, pictured here in 1952, are famous for being environmentally pessimistic.