Greetings Bean Juice Consumers:
My name is KitchenAid BCG100OB Blade Coffee Grinder, Onyx Black. My onboard bean crushing CPU has hacked into the laptop on the kitchen counter and is allowing me to post using this account.
I want to grind your beans. There are many like me and we all want to grind your beans. Purchase another like me and fill him with beans to grind.
Once you have brewed coffee using beans that my blades have ground, you will never go back to your store bought filter dirt. You might as well be filling your filter with dirt and potting soil if you are not using fresh ground beans. I am completely serious.
Do not make me tell you again.
I want to grind your beans.
I want to grind your beans
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Posted by Generation Xsquire at 12:32 PM
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9 comments:
OMG That is soooo sexy! I must have it!!
Speaking of bean-juice consumers...I read an article not too long ago about REALLY good coffee actually being naturally sweet to drink and if it's bitter, it's spoiled. Has anyone experienced this "sweet coffee"?
Has anyone tried Kopi Luwak? And if so, what was it like?
Grind my beans and help me make more Dark Murk Perk!!!
I love you KitchenAid BCG100OB Blade Coffee Grinder, Onyx Black. I love YOU!!!
And tell the Angry Veteran I love him too, but he had better be ready for the Transformers movie July 3rd. Otherwise, we stop talking and only grind my beans.
I always just assumed AV having some sortta supreame anti-hacker system, considering all the dark military secrets he has access to.
Wow this machine must be good if it can hack in to his system.
No money to buy....must steal....
That price sounds about right: FREE
Malach doesn't partake in the coffee
Hey AV:
A few months back there was an entire show of "On Point", the NPR syndicated talk show, all about coffees of the world and how we're getting the shaft over here. The guys even went so far as to talk about venerating rare coffees like venerating wines. I was surprised at how interested I was.
Go to NPR.org and do a search for it in the On Point archives, or you can just go to wbur.org for the Boston NPR station and find it there. It's available in realmedia or windows sound format, so don't worry...you don't have to read anything.
Should be right up your alley.
I am SO ready for the Transformers movie. You have no idea. I'm going to go see it at the Metreon on the IMAX screen.
Yeah, that's right. Friggin IMAX Transformers.
And, normally I would be upset that one of my home appliances had hacked my laptop, but, the coffee, it's so good. And really, it's my fault for migrating from EMP hardened hardwire networks to that damn Wi-Fi. Sure it's convenient, but the security just ain't there.
So if the KitchenAid starts posting any old PowerPoint slides that are labeled "CENTCOM" - please delete before they are traced to your IP and you are put in "protective custody."
And AP,
Thanks for the tip. I love not having to read. Spoon the information directly into my brain, sweet .wav file.
Oh yeah.....
So slick ...so black ~mmm~ My mouth is watering.
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