Hump Day Jokes ...

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

20 Politically Correct Ways to Say Pervert
20. Morally Challenged

19. Sado-Masochistically-Engineered

18. Sensationally-Accomplished

17. Kinkifically-Resolved

16. Exhibitionistically-Oriented

15. Missionary-Incompatible

14. Dominantly-Endowed

13. Submissively-Enabled

12. Orientation-Curious

11. Contusion-Achieved

10. Gender-Empowered

9. Pain-Reliant

8. Poly-Capable

7. Deviationally-Fixated

6. Fetish-Accessible

5. Restraint-Compatible

4. Leather-Dependant

3. Endorphin-Enhanced

2. Spank-Natured

And the #1 politically correct way to say 'pervert'...
1. Vanilla-Impaired
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Which one are you?
I'd say I'm No. 18. ~grins~
~hump day love~

7 comments:

I suppose 17 .. .

Toyi said...

I loved # 4 lol

I'm #1.....because Brandon hates the term "vanilla". *snicker* Otherwise I am #5, #13 and #14.

20. Morally Challenged

Like anyone had to guess.

I disagree. I think you're #9.

Naw, I like that stuff, but I'm more kinky than fetish. I like the outdoors and stuff and dirty talk.

Don't get me wrong, I like a good whack, but that's not what really fills my tank. ;)

Eve said...

Ok I am 20, 2 and 8! Murk, I thought I was he only one who liked outdoors. ~grin~

 
 
 
 
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