A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her.
(As all men will.)
Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how "kinky", for $20.00......on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.
The man replied,"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a minute, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said.... "Clean my house."
~enjoy~
5 comments:
Well that's one way to get a handsome guy into your bedroom. :)
That is not funny, that is all to autobiographical except it included stuff like:
Help me study
We're just friends
Wash my car
pay for this
Would that be your ex (before SuperStar), Mal?
sure, some ex's
I could think of a few good ones, but I have to behave now! ~WEG~
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