Today's Classic (yet real) News Headlines

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

  • X-Men illustrator dies in Superman pajamas (CNN)
  • Clerk swings machete to stop porn theft (CNN)
  • A dip can bring a sea lion's nip (CNN)
  • 3 goats found spray-painted, surrounded by porn (MSNBC)
  • Health: Breasts on a plane controversy (MSNBC)
  • IHOP eatery will stop carding customers for pancakes (MSNBC)
  • Squirrel OK after fiery chimney surprise (Boston Globe)
  • Pigeon enthusiasts gather for N.M. show (Boston Globe)
  • First Transgendered Character Answers Your Questions (ABC)
  • Pelosi's First Bowl (ABC)
  • CIA Searches for PlayStation3 (ABC)
  • Man Tried to Hide Guitar in Pants (ABC)
  • All Shades of Black and Brown Are Beautiful (ABC)

6 comments:

Clerk swings machete to stop porn theft (CNN)
Kramer not Jewish (MSNBC)
Brewer out indefinitely with mono (ESPN)

"3 goats found spray-painted, surrounded by porn"

translation: The Angry Piper will do anything for love

HAHAHHAHAHAHA NICE.

Hojo said...

Your mother seemed to like the "Fiery Chimney Surprise."

And she liked my Rusty Dirt Star!

Toyi said...

uhhh look at that guy's face he is possibly thinking "uh I didn't think about yellow for my garden flowers, its just perfect"

 
 
 
 
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