Vampires Suck

Friday, April 28, 2006

I hate them. they are like a goth that turns into a bat. They are almost as bad as emo's. we will get back to emos at a later time.







First off, they turn into bats. that's like the worst thing to turn into. The only thing they can do is fly and suck some more. And they suck blood. That's how they kill, sucking someones neck.



Let's compare Vampires to a much better creature of the night, Werewolves.





How To Become One:


Vampires: Have one bite you and suck some blood. try not to let them suck all of it.

Werewolves: Have a werewolve bite you, and hope he just dosen't eat you.



When the Prowl and who they hunt:


Vampires: They come out at night only and they hunt mostly women, but the aren't really that picky.


Werewolves: They only come out on a full moon once a month, but when they do, they eat everything. animals, people, buildings, whatever.


What will happen if they fought:


The vampire wouldn't show. pussies. but if he did come, he would do the gay bat thing, and try to get behing him, and bite him. When the werewolves gets him, it's all over. The vampire will be mauled and be eaten. Vampires may be smarter, but that will only work if there is many of them. 1 on1, the werewolve would kill it.




That's enough of why vampires really do suck, and it's not blood that they suck, it's cold, hard, cock.