Malach has done it again.

Friday, April 28, 2006

Malach the Master of Search Engine Optimization.
So, WoW is only showing up on a MSN Search right now. Which is itself pretty amazing to have the top spot considering the site is only a week old. Malach is famous for making site names that link to fetish/porn (not intentionally by the way no matter what the Angry Veteran says). For example, my websites RubberSuit Studios, and Stool Sample Webcomics, get constant hits for latex fetishes, and fecal matter; neither site has anything to so with those. Add my most popular webcomic JesusMan! to the mix, and you should see how many search hits I get for the phrase "rubbersuit wearing jesus stool sex" (the third link is my personal blog) or a combination of something to that effect. So now to "wand of wonder".

Type it into a google search, and you get these results (this blog should come up on the first page next week). So let's see, the first few links are some Dungeons and Dragons sites and most of the rest are for the Wonder Wand Vibrator (I did not know Hitachi made sex toys). Ahh we should get some interesting visitors here, especially after the spiders hit this post.

Interestingly enough, there is also a "vacuum cleaner attachment" called the Wonder Wand . So have any of the fellas tried this one out?

PiMP Party.
This is a repost from my blog, but I figured you buckos might want to know this:

This Saturday, the PiMP Party!
At Malach's House! Not only will it be a large party! We will be filing the Crap Vacuum video for Master's of Crap! Meet all you favorite D-List Internet celebrities, Malach, Dr. Murk, Mr. Rubbersuitman, The Angry Piper, Tremendous Brunette, *Jennifer*, ~*Steph*~, Ken, Betty Number One, Hard to Quit me, Kim, Darren, Russel the Love Mussel, and whomever else stumbles in. Seriously, if you want to come, RSVP me. Saturday baby!

See you there?

Stupid Malach.
Accidently deleted the file that contained the forums for this site. Malach uses GoDaddy for all his and his clients hosting needs. I LOVE GoDaddy. Why? Value is awesome, not ony cheap, they give you all sorts of stuff. Customer service is also top notch. Well Malach figured he contact GoDaddy and see if they can recover the file . . . sure they can, but they charge a flat fee of $150. Yeah. Needless I did not use that service; I have yet to decide what to do with the forums. I will probably spend the time, rebuilding it, which will be a huge pain in the ass. GoDaddy, I love you, but your killing me.

I am Malach, the SEO King!